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Wszebor Uriev wrote:


Divine classes would have to actually adhere to religious tenets to get spells and... whoops! we have several religions that follow the same god but only one of those is actually going to get spells (Sorry Christians, turns out the Jews were right...)

And here I thought you were referring to Welcome to Hell.

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And Redcloak isn't allowed to get that eye back. "...I'll shove one into the other..."

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My favorite Paladin story

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Though the settlement can have multiple districts. IIRC, each hex is supposed to be about 95 sq. miles, and each district is 1 sq. mile. so you could have up to 95 districts, in theory, though that hex would be pretty much useless for anything else (no farms, quarries, etc.).

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In my case, I'm the greedy jerk. Volunteered to work Christmas to get paid serious OT. To those who aren't motivated by crass lucre, I wish a happy and safe holiday.

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Spoilered for length, and maybe content...

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So I'm watching South Park on my laptop, and it's the episode involving legalized medical marijuana in Colorado. One of character, in order to partake, gives himself testicular cancer by putting them in the microwave. This results in his balls swelling up so big he can ride them "like a hippity-hop." His friends see him lighting up, and ask him to share. He refuses, but explains what he had done to be able to buy the stuff.

It's at about this point in the story that my daughter, about 3 at the time, crawls up in Daddy's lap.

She looks at the screen and sees several men bouncing down the street on their "hippity-hops."

And she exclaims, "It's a sack race!"

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The Beginner Box is a fine introduction.

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Teach them to play marbles, then give them a necklace of fireballs.

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BigNorseWolf wrote:
** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:
The joke is about angle types. A right angle being 90 degrees, an acute is less than and an obtuse is greater than 90 degrees. Or I don't get it either.
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I'd have to go back to school to understand this, but I can't get anyone to cosine on my loan application.

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He's talking about Isildur.

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The "Swarm" subtype is immune to weapon damage (at least for Fine or Diminutive creatures), and it seems this is due to the fluid nature of the swarm. So I think objects in liquid and gas form are also immune to weapon damage.

To answer the original question, look at it mathematically. HP=(H)*(P), and by the commutative property, (P)*(H)=ph. Water has a ph of 7, so it should have an hp of 7 as well.

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Stormwrack probably has better info on this, but since I don't have that book...according to the Arms and Equipment Guide, repairing rigging costs 20gp per hit point of the undamaged rigging.