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Why, yes, I did want to spend 45 minutes on hold with tech support to be told that it is a global issue, no idea when it will be fixed, no way to work around it, and "If your manager gives you trouble over your work not getting done, just tell them it was because of a global issue." Fun.

Also, of course I want to wash, dry, fold, and put away 7 loads of laundry because 2nd shift couldn't be bothered to do anything. That's my favorite!

(To be clear, there is a lot of sarcasm in those two statements.)

Really? I couldn't tell.

If you understand it, then math can be fun. The frustrating part is either not understanding it or being taught the wrong way to do it.

That's what she said!

Lord Snow wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Krensky wrote:

David Tennant playing the bad guy.

I expect 3000% of the RDA of scenery.

Who?

David Tennant. AKA the Tenth Doctor on Doctor Who (unless the "Who?" was a joke in referencing that) and Barty Crouch Jr. from Harry Potter.

His HP performance was extremely hammy, with lots of bizarre facial expressions and weird vocal inflections, so the expectation is that playing another villain he'll be likewise devouring the scenery with gusto.

... unless you meant "Who is Tennant playing?" In which case I have no idea.

Kind of incredible how much vagueness of intention could be compressed into a single word, isn't it?

Doubly so with sarcasm potentially involved.

Why would I EVER be sarcastic?

Why would we hijack your thread?

Sebastian wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Sebastian, old buddy, old pal! Can I play a White Necromancer in YOUR game? Can I? Can I? I so want to control the vile, evil undead for the forces of Good! Can I? Can I? PLEEEAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?

Sure, but you have to be a kender. They're the only white necromancers in my world.

Sharoth wrote:

P.S. - Will you be going to PaizoCon 2010? Come on! You know that you want to!

I'm strongly considering it...

PLEEEAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?

~grins~ Would it help knowing that I will be there too?

Sure it will! He will be glad to buy some tickets knowing that!

You have got to be fncking kidding me!!!

9 pages since this freakin' morning!!!

What... are you all trying to drive me into an early grave with lack of sleep?

/:(

We would never do that to you!

Yea, like THAT is going to work!

[sarcasm]Sure you are![/sarcasm]

Sharoth wrote:

Evil Overlord wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Whew! I hate it when he gets loose.

*Giggle*

~pinches you on the rear~ Would you like some candy, pretty lady?

WHAT?!? Get back in there! You were not let out! ~steps menacingly towards Evil Overlord~

Ohhhh!!! Such a scary sight! A Pony Dragon trying to be all menacing! What are you going to do, Pony Boy?

I am sure that he will think of something. Right, Sebastian's Pal?

You. Are. All. Weirdos.

[sarcasm]Suurrreeeee we are![/sarcasm]

Stop with the aliases already!

[scarcasm]Oh yes! We will stop with the aliases![/sarcasm]

[And now all the crazy aliases will come out.

[sarcasm]Why would we do that?[/sarcasm]