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Red Dead Cap'n Yesterday wrote:

Beating A Dead Horse wrote:

Evil Turtle wrote:

*Kicks the 'Alignment' dead horse*

Easy their cowboy

Whoa there, Tex.

{shouts in Canadian accent} I'm not your buddy Tex, guy!

Hold on there, champ, what's the dealio?

Hopefully everyone knew I was joking.

Especially Marty.

Selene Spires wrote:

What is the sound of red?

Isn’t it weird that people are made of meat? Cats too.

How can they be made of meat if they're full of shit.

Unless, they're the bottom feeders of land...

Oh deary me, I've gone and did it again.

Absorbs oversized #1 hand, oozes back in to the sea.

Some of us are going the other way, thank you.