Don't get me started on baboons!
Why I remember when we had to build the railway across Africa. Your grandmother looked just like Val Kilmer, which was the style at the time. So there I was! Surrounded by man eaters, hold on, let me back up, so for some reason they sent Val Kilmer to build the railway across Africa... hold on, no, I'm pretty sure I was piloting a sub through the Bering Strait, your grandmother looked just like Sean Connery, which was the style at the time...