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Argh, me hearties! Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

'Tis almost time for Black Sails Season 4 to being! Huzzah!

Yaar matey!

Aaaaargh! Me hearty!

Between that and my new Freeport book, I'm having a really strong urge to run a pirate-themed adventure.

Should we keep going? 200,000?

Arrgh! Avast!

Avast! Ah'll ave yer guts fer garters!!

Gar me hearties!!!

Arrrghh! Avast!

Arrhhh! Avast!

Aberzombie wrote:

Mothman wrote:

Well, just so long as you don’t discover my secret plan ... to tow the whole of Great Britain outside the five mile limit! Then I shall take over as leader of a pirate hipster state!

I have some ship hulls that can be given over to the cause, but they'd have to be refurbished.

Also, I want to be a Captain of my own ship, complete with zombie crew.

Deal.

Gaaaar, me hearties!!!

Gaaaarrrr!!!

Arrgh! Avast!

Gaar! Time for some thread necromancy, me hearties!

Mmmmm.....heart.

DAMNIT! Now I'm hungry again.

Garr me hearties! I be votin fer that grand scallywag and dread o'the seven seas, Gruumash!

Arrrr! Avast!

...zombie pirates?

"Twue Wuv"?

Garrr, me hearties!

Arrrrrr......brainnnnssss

Avast, ye scallywags!

Arrrgh! Avast! Hoist the mainsail! Prepare to fire a volley into their broadside!

Now then, what should my ship's name be?

Devourer?
Shambler?
Romero?

Happy Birthday to me!

Mine!

Disciplinary post

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

This chaotic mess is unseemly. I may have to report you all.

I'm sure this nonsense is against some kind of law.

Why do Americans insist on disparaging the Chinese people? What have we ever done to you?

*sniff*

We just want to be loved. Is that so wrong?

*sniff*

I regret to inform you that Senior Chinese Minister Yan will no longer be able to provide commentary on these messageboards. Due to a distressed mental condition, he has been retired to a convalescent home in un undisclosed province.