Asnaan Sharoosh

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18 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


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Are we there yet?


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I'm calling this my UnSnow Day.

It was supposed to snow, it didn't, so I'm not doing s$%%, for the first time in six weeks.


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Oh man, you are screwed! Mysellllllllfooey don't like being taunted.

Hides in a bunker, steeling himself for the destructive potential that an angry mysellllllllfooey is sure to cause.


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If you think you can do better, by all means, give it a try.


Sentient moss you say! Will I trip if I lick it?


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I think I'll just clean up a little bit on my side of the bed...

Three hours later.

Damn rabbit holes!!


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I read a story the other day about how people on marijuana had more sex and my first thought was "I can't let the hippies win!" I then went on to read they averaged 6 times in a week, so needless to say my competitive nature took over and I sought to top that.

It wasn't until day four or five (honestly I lost track) I decided to revisit the article and found out it was 6 times in four weeks.

But, by then it was too late to go back on the challenge.

So, take that you stupid hippies!


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But wouldn't you rather have the milkweed we propagated especially for monarch butterflies.

Monarch butterflies are also doing quite well this year by the way, which is a good thing. :-)


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Freehold DM wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Punniculus wrote:
How, when, and why did this thread stop being about trying to get Kileanna and/or her aliases to wear skimpy clothing?
It became obvious that's her default clothing style. :-)
and bless her for it.

Absolutely! Comfort is very important.


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Well, with everyone missing and clearly deep into their winter funk, looks like I'm taking over!

puts out sign saying "Welcome to HappyFunYesterdayTown, Home of the Flaming Bike Artillery and probably The Flaming Lips. And Bob, can't forget about Bob!"


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I've found that if I keep myself two feet above the floor I don't feel the cold.

Now, do I get everyone stilts or make them learn how to levitate...


picks Lucky up, brushes him off.

Chin up man! There's more fish in the sea.

And then after you make dinner go out and meet new people.


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Ha! Gonna get up in the mid sixties here.

Flips off winter.

Not this week old friend, not this week.


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I haven't found my keys yet, but I found ten bucks. :-)


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If you got a problem, you talk to this guy, I'm the one with the Powerpuff Girls signal.

... what's that... anyone can flag a post... are you sure?... really! Then why am I wearing a top hat and monocle... you don't know either...


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TriOmegaZero wrote:
Marco Massoudi wrote:
Okay this seems to be a MAYOR problem.

But which mayor?

In any event, expect this to be a problem until normal business hours tomorrow.

Which mayor indeed...


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And people, we need more people.


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I got married wearing a Hawaiian shirt. Does that make me Mayor of Chill.