Celestial Dire Badger

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Kajehase wrote:
Meanwhile, in Sweden, I did today's route wearing paper shorts and a t-shirt. In November. At night.

0_0


Freehold DM wrote:
My head feels like it's full of a fine, fine fuzz. Also, I am 98% sure that Joss Whedon had something to do with my wife's beloved gelato joint becoming a Korean bbq bun place! I've decided that I would like Joss Whedon to be turned into breakfast sausage, so that I may devour him alongside some sunny side up eggs(runny, but not TOO runny), and some Eggo waffles. Do NOT get store brand waffles and tell me they're Eggo, I'll know.

Does this mean you'd like some sausage of Whedon?


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Check it.

There, now what?

(I know its not actually a check-mark, but its the closet I could find.)

You trying to say something? Don't worry, no one's judging.


Shifty wrote:
sticking it up the Police becomes a passtime.

Hee!


Mothman wrote:
Jess Door wrote:

I think the duct tape and baling wire is about to fail us...

Speaking of which, did anyone watch McGuyver back in the day? They are showing re-runs of it here during the day, and my partner caught part of an episode where McGuvyer appeared to be in mythical Arthurian Britain ... does not anyone know what was going on with that? Was it a dream sequence? Did McGuyver cobble together a time machine from duct tape, some old wire coat hangers and some plastic lubing?

FIFY!


Sounds like a lot of people are in heat.


Sebastian wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

Damnit. Leave the low hanging fruit for the specially abled.

Also, well played thread, sir puffin.

golf clap

I pity your tardiness.
I PITY YOUR MOM!!!

In the face!


Is elf glue like drow poison and spider silk?


Freehold DM wrote:
I for one would pay good money for a collection of "art" from Paizo. Think about it, mr. Jacobs!

FIFY!


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
If Sparky made it to Texas, I'm pretty sure he died of a heat stroke. <whew!>
What's it like down there now?
Officially 101. It's 75-79.5 in my house with the A/C bravely blowing, depending on where in the house one is. I'm suppressing the urge to go au naturale.

Do it!


TriOmegaZero wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
but have you considered how massive that damage is?
Er, no. How massive is it?

My warblade is keen, has a x4 crit, and does 4d20 damage.

Oh gods, it's becoming "Look at me, I'm Nude!"


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
James Sutter wrote:

Seems like the right place to post a picture of a nude guinea pig.

It's like a tiny hippo! Adorable!

How cute. Makes me want to shave mine.
[Flagged: Invokes Use of Brain Bleach]

From Red Green's Ranger Gord, sort of: How do you shave a guinea pig? Not on the first date, that's for sure!

Alternatively: With fire!


Studpuffin wrote:
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
Only if it's unwelcome.
With her? Nah. She's like an aunt.

Oh, THAT kind of aunt.


aeglos wrote:
nekkid GMing for TOP O.O and it's the one-half-are-women-group, that will not end well

Because of which half?

Soooo tempted to use a different alias for this. My only real Uri-type alias. But would offend most of you.

Edit: I lied! I found another alias.


Studpuffin wrote:
Bagged 'er wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Someday in The Future, I'll be able to recount tales from the Internet Wars... how I was there when we hit Paula Deen, frog's legs, and lobsters with one surgical Rule 34 strike.
Do you remember the time when Paula Deen tripped over those frog's legs and fell in that vat of lobsters who were in musk? That was awesome!
+badger?!?

NO! Bad!

*rubs Bagged 'er's nose in it*

You're the one who said "musk." As we all know, badgers are musky like musk oxen!


Studpuffin wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Someday in The Future, I'll be able to recount tales from the Internet Wars... how I was there when we hit Paula Deen, frog's legs, and lobsters with one surgical Rule 34 strike.
Do you remember the time when Paula Deen tripped over those frog's legs and fell in that vat of lobsters who were in musk? That was awesome!

+badger?!?


Munchkin A wrote:
'Ethergaunt wrote:
I am king!
No you're not!

So, do ethergaunts have genders?


Now I shall finally see the light of day!
Any hot chicks around here?