| Full Name |
NonPlayerCharacter Guy |
| Race |
100m Sprint, Last Place |
| Classes/Levels |
More like Glasses, Level 100! |
| Gender |
Metro... just kidding |
| Size |
Big |
| Age |
Old, see shoe size for Maturity Lvl |
| Special Abilities |
Bag of Wind |
| Alignment |
Good, I think... |
| Deity |
Your Mom, she rocks! |
| Location |
Your Mom's house, naturally |
| Languages |
Engrish |
| Strength |
3 |
| Dexterity |
-1 |
| Constitution |
3 |
| Intelligence |
-3 |
| Wisdom |
4 |
| Charisma |
0 |
|
