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Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

Taking his time Roaring at Everything on the way behind the other Captains, when he see the others stop in front of a Fancy Goblin. "You Bez a Demons, I was always toldz to watch out for Gobs of Fancy Color they might be Magic."


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

Ank-hore looks at the beast taps his own chest right where the creature does Then with all his might and the air in his lungs "rooooaaar" Then smiles and nods his head with an affirmative.


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

"sounds like plan, I find a lamb and slaughter for sacrifice, then we makes stew and do a roast one over fire for him." he point with his hook hand toward the creature.


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

I not be tired you take nap and we prepare Viddles for Feast, Yuum, Where is they? They with the Lady and the Dogslicer, not pigsticker. Ank-hore shakes his head not sure how to explain the difference to the beast.


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

looking at the creature curiously without thinking he opens his mouth and this comes out. Hmmmmmmm, Which Lady and What kinds of Wrath.


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

I have not been seeing new posts on any of my games.

Ank-hore watches Splurg head off and follows him to get his sword.


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

"Holdie Horsez Splurg, we Yor sword." lookin sternly at Crang "Ifz you tryz to ride Rovergog it would eats Ya."


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

Ank-hore kicks the pickle barrel every time he goes near it, not trusting the pickle baby.

"oooooohhh, Landz Ahoyz." Ank-hore kicks the barrel again not sure whether the pickle baby is even still alive. "Capt'ns Land, wez be able to leave the babies and start new while 'xplore."


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

Ank-hore get a puzzled look as he gazes at the pickle barrel the babe is in wondering about the Prophecy that he has spouted from his infantile maw. then kind of talking to himself but loud enough so the other captains can hear "Why the babe be talk'n 'bout the RovaGugs da Beast he be an oddz one for such a wee babi talk'ns 'bout, he be behinds door no one getz in but Lordz of Darknesses. he get really Close to the Barrel "WHY!!!


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

Knowledge Religion 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

Would a Knowledge Religion work to try to figure out the the prophecy the pickle baby said.


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

Ank-hore ties off the end of the sack and tries again.

Cmb: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH, NOZ, get backz in there


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

Ank-hore has the best idea ever he grabs a sack and starts chasing the babies tossing them inside. "Gets in nows"

CMB 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

"Eye, Eye captain we shall findz your Schimitar" he then pulls out a few eyes from a belt pouch and eats one and offers the other to Splurg.


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

ok cool Splurg, i got the skeleton crew spell which summons undead that can pilot the ship if we run short of crew. Also i took command undead with my channeling. the other option was 4th level cleric and 3rd level gunslinger strapping the unholy pistol to his missing hand.


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

Before I finalize Ank-hore does anyone have a problem with an undead controller.


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

Everything we are using should be on the PRD. What can I help you with?

Ok Whosi.

Rogue


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

OOOOOOOO, Wee have a Rod of Wonder :D~~~~


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

So Wish list for Ank-hore

+1 Sickle Shocking

A Light Shield

Horn of Fog

Handy Haversack

Cloak of the Manta Ray


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

i am happy to keep Ank-hore, just got a great spell(skeleton crew) when leveling up. so keeping him would be ideal. though now i can't figure out what i want for any items, to many choices.


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

Mmmmm, Minty Magus, Al Toid. ;D


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

What Ank-hore has
+2 small Mithral Shirt
+1 Medium Flaming Heavy Mace (head of mace shaped like a Devil)
+2 Hat of Alluring Charisma
Staff of Souls

working on a wish list.


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

someone needs to get the Goblin Gunslinger Feat so we can use the unholy "cannon" with out a penalty.


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

the volcano idea works


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

I have an odd question, I know it is wierd at this point in time in the game. but were the goblins made on 15 points or 20 points.


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7
Crang wrote:

Our Mysterious Benefactor has offered us a chance to advance the campaign: I figure this might allow us to create a new set of opportunities, some ideas:

1. Goblin Island: We have settled an island, we wake in the morning to pteradon-egg sandwiches and rut with our wives, raiding merchant vessles and are perfectly happy, except for a longing for elf-flesh and more axes.

What if we had some Pteradon Riders as well, it might be cool to have a couple on each ship to attack from above.

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2. The Fleet: We have 3 or 4 boats and an army of goblins, orcs and other races.

No problem or suggestion here.

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3. Into The Volcano: We have found a treasure map to the island of dragon-y death. We refused to look at the words though, so all we saw is the big picture of a mound of diamonds!

Sounds Good Diamonds no reading check.

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4. For Zogmugot!: We have established a temple to zogmugot and draw goblins to use from all around.

Sounds good set it up in a cove that will collect flotsom and where we can drown sacrifices to The Lady of the Last Breath.

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5. Hmmm... that didn't go well: We have been captured by the elf, the dwarf and the shiny man. Because we were all very, very drunk after seizing a ship full of rum. We can't escape until we've figured out how to steal the elf... even as the gallows are being built.

I am not to keen on stealing the elf isn't the elf the one you wanted as your concubine. I am for revenge and the act of Drowning the Elf, Dwarf and the Shining Man to The Lady.

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6. A Whole New World: We have a big trauma when we try to group-hug a dryad as she disappears into her tree, now we're all in the first-world, rocking the fey-creature template and surrounded by singing tree, bubblegum flowers and grass so sharp it strips flesh.

Nope Ank-hore hate bubblegum flowers

7. We could move from the Shackles Pirating up the coast towards other civilized areas and nations stopping the evils of reading and horses everywhere.

8. Having had a vision from the Lady Last Breath guiding Goblin Craftsman to create a Submarine.

Will think of more after the Rum Takes effect.


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

newly minted so level the exsisting goblins to 7th and continuing there or all new goblins. I think the idea sounds fine. Either way.


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Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

Spending the Hero point

Ank-hore feels himself being pulled under not knowing what to do he begins to pray to the Lady Last Breath, if she wants him alive she will help him if not he will perish and become one of her undead servants. trolling the oceans bottom for flotsam.

Ank-hore feels his new arm being pulled from his body. Then he feels a pressure building in his stomach. He continues praying to the Lady. he gets pulled down and the pressure in his stomach increases. He opens his eyes to face his final moments and he see her, his goddess and he murmurs her name "Zogmngot" she grins at him with a mouth of shark like teeth. "It is not your Time to scavenge the bottom of the sea yet, Go forth and drown many in my name. still smiling at him.

Ank-hore sees a tentacle moving towards his bloated stomach. As it touches it, he feels a rumble in his backside.

His vision blurs he knows death is near, something white is floating towards him. The rumble get worse. the white gets closer pain and the rumble worsens the white object is within his reach he grabs for it. BOOOOOOOM it feels like his stomach and body explode as something shoots from his backside propelling him up. he is going up fast, he thinks "the lady has forsaken me" he blacks out clutching something in his arms.

From the ship you see a geyser come from where Ank-hore had been. As the geyser levels with the ship it curves dumping a passed out Ank-hore clutching a bone goblin hand.


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Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

Ok I will write it up tomorrow and make it cool


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

Quick question which rules are we using for hero points


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

i forgot about the hero point and when I leveled I just happened to get invisibility as a spell, I was also thinking sound burst


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

Ank-hore will have to make a Concentration check to cast correct.

Strength Check: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

or CMB 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 11

Nevermind


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

Acrobatics 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

Acrobatics 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

Acrobatics 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

i'll make roll when i get home have the leveled version there.


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

doesn't matter to me, I have no problem chasing behind them. Need to update Ank-hore as well.

"heyz waits up cantz be left behind"


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

See you tomorrow

Crang, Whosi, Splurg I gotz mez a hand where iz Ya.


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

Ank-hore struggles out of the rubble he got caught under while trying to fight the sea goblin. He suceed in one thing though he got a hand it is green and scaley he just needs to figure out hhow to attach it and make it work.

Ank-hore follows the path left by his companions hopefully finding them before something bad happens.


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

Hmmmm, A creature that canz act like a hand wherez and what cost. He still looks in a odd reverence at the Sea Goblin


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

Ank-hore silent with almost a reverence walks closer to this "kin" "Did the Lady, do that to youz, make youz like her, in the forms of the sea. he looks at his stump "canz youz givs me a new hand"


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

Along with the dead captain Ank-hore throws down the pocket full of eyes. "enjoys them morsels


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

"I haz Morselz for Ya, where doez I puts um."


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

Shrugging his shoulders at Splurg "Not sure water Treepass is but these bez morsels." reaching in his pouch pulling out a few human eyeballs probably a bit squish or decayed he holds them toward Splurg.maybez it wants some of my morsels" not sure whether he will share or not just looks to where the voices is coming from with a stern look.


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

Ank-hore has neither

"mmmmmm, Yupz they bez globes


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

Ank-hore goes over to the globes and examines them " hmmm, what these do?

what roll do I need to make to figure out what the globes do


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

Ank-hore looks at the ship in awe smiling and thinking if this is a vessel of The Lady Last Breath "ooooo, shell coulds bez a good omens."


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

Ok


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

FYI this week I am going to be in Michigan for Training and I am not going to have internet during the day.


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

That is a tough age for that, my son broke his at that age. Did she get to choose the color of her cast, I know that helped my son.


Male Goblin Cleric Level 7

I hope your little girl is well

Good luck dealing with work.

and as a heads up I am going to be going away for training next week and I am not sure how the internet is going to be where I am.

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