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One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

I understand why actors can be paid so much performance has it tolls but the finished product can be inspiring and motivational to others, athletes I see as the same way somewhat its just that in America we hold them close to godhood and I feel as though that is a bit wrong.
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Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

whats a weekend?
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

@Nye the two I applied for wasn't taken by all androids hell my character was a human figter can't really get more vanilla than that.
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

Glad it went well, hope you keep feeling better.
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

I hope that everything goes well this was a lot of fun.

@Amara I would say I'd like to join but doing stuff like Roll20 is hard right now.
One Way Out Gameplay
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

"Thats not a bad plan Vivi."
One Way Out Gameplay
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

Alton stops singing as the dwarf falls to the floor. He gathers his things and joins the others at the door. "Amara shall we go down the scary hallway again?"
One Way Out Gameplay
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

Rosa you've got +1 to ATK and DMG
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

Everytime I see placement my brain goes straight to Battleship
One Way Out Gameplay
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

Alton begins singing, hoping to inspire his allies.

Inspire courage Round 1
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

I have a recruitment going on for the Carrion Crown AP.
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Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

I see you too Mark
One Way Out Gameplay
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

Rapid Reload and gunslinger itself lowers the cost to reload
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

True but it still be you
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

@Amara I see you over in my recruitment thread
One Way Out Gameplay
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

Alton quickly draws his sling and lets loose a bullet at the dwarf with a javelin sticking out of him.

Woosh: 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (15) + 3 - 4 = 14
Whack: 1d3 ⇒ 3
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

thats awesome I roll a 1 on the lie I really need to work
One Way Out Gameplay
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

"Hey hey hey, looks I'm just a messengers sees. Ya boss told me thats yalls needs to gets back to Huston's, needs more muscles over there he says. You are Charlie aint'cha?" Alton said raising his hands up defensively dropping his sword. "And don't be worrying about me meatsticker its for dem gobbys down here."

Just keep lying: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9

FRAK! I knew my luck was running short. (heh get it?)
One Way Out Gameplay
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

Alton stands up straight coughs lightly and walks down the stairs looking for the two guards on patrol. Upon spotting them Alton yells "Hey yous guys, you wouldn't happen to know where Charlie be woulds ya?"

Lying my little halfling butt off: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21

Channeling sterotypical New Yorker accent here
One Way Out Gameplay
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

"I think I might have a plan but tell Rosa to have Bertha ready in case things go south." whispers Alton.
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Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

"Amara lets sneak up and see what they are talking about." Alton whispered as he put away his shield before stealthing down the hall with his ears open.

Sneaky Sneak: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 23

I be dropping eaves: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13
One Way Out Gameplay
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

"Vi can you poke your head and see why it needs to be locked at all times?" Alton aksed curios to the reason of any locked door.
One Way Out Gameplay
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

Alton draws his sword and shield ready to jump any goblin who tried to eat his toes.
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

thats still not for a couple of months still so no immediate worry
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

I'll still be able to post just not as frequently until I get back to station.
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

Then it's R&R for two weeks and then hone so not much time there either people will be demanding my attention
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

I won't get much online play I'm overseas right now.
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

fear the power
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

I HAS A PLAYSTATION 4!!!
One Way Out Gameplay
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

"I'll try to make sure we don't get to that." Alton said rubbing the hilt of his sword.
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

I am already inside, and she would completley agree with you Rosa
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

*Sets up castle walls around Girlfirend*

"None shall enter."
One Way Out Gameplay
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

"Glad I don't wear shoes, my hairy feet like to be free." Alton wiggled his toes.
One Way Out Gameplay
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

"Friends of Kaplan. If you want individual names you'll have to come outside." Said Alton.
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

"THERE ARE NO RULES!!" Starts taking shirt off.

"Sir you need to keep your shirt on."

"THERES ONE RULE!!"
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

I had fun reading it.
One Way Out Gameplay
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

"I wouldn't mind helping Eston, It'll be nice to see what passes for journalism around here." Alton took a large bite of his apple enjoying the taste as it filled his mouth.
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Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

"They were called The Rifters if I remember right, not a nice bunch of fellows." Said Alton as he continued to toss an apple in the air.
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

*Alton high fives Amara* I feel like your response to that was absolutely perfect.
One Way Out Gameplay
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

Alton hands over the money for two "Tacos" and three pieces of fruit eating as they moved.

I thought they were tamales at first
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2
Rosalina Luri wrote:

She decided to change things up, so we are going to Cracker Barrel instead. She's probably still gonna complain about something.

-Posted with Wayfinder

I know your pain.

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Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

"I'll split some rabbit with you if they have any Mar-Mar. You might want to try sneak some fruit in your system though." Alton said joining the three girls.
One Way Out Gameplay
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

Lets see if Alton can give Nye a push, will go with DC 15 since thats what he rolled

Helping Out Nye: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (11) + 0 = 11

Alton continues to eying Nye still suspecting his involvements with dire bunnies and unaware of his nervous plight.
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

Thats what my plan for tonight is.
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

she is the hipster faerie
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

Hug the trees for me
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

The More You Know
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

The Empire once tried to use space cows as a means of orbital bombardment but decided it would be cheaper to build a space station the size of a moon instead of trying to feed 100+ space cows.
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Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

It would probably crush a decent sized house.
One Way Out Discussion
Male Halfling Bard/1
Stuff:
HP 8/8 | AC16 | FF14 | T13 | Fort +1 | Ref +5 | Will +2 | Init +4 | Perception +6 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Speed 20ft | Spells 2/2

No its just that space cows are 200 ft long and weigh about 15,000 lbs.
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