Nice! I totally feel you about those squirrels—you can never trust the cute woodland critters. Just the other day, I saw a rabbit on a tree stump. Okay, so it just happened to be a normal rabbit and not a wolf-in-sheep's-clothing this time, but apparently you accidentally kill one little girl's pet and suddenly you're the bad guy, right?
Day 6
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MMCJawa wrote:
Clearly, bugleyman has no regard for the hard-working blue-collar murderhobo, just trying to earn a living to support themselves and only themselves.
BigNorseWolf wrote:
*Proudly displays second-place medal for Murderhoboing* Won it at last year's Union Review. I'm aiming for first next year.
Whoa whoa whoa! We do not use language like that in the business, Mr. Kyrt-Ryder. You probably don't realize this, but talking like that—talking like goblin, orc and drow adventurers are more "cruel" or "selfish"—can create a really hostile work environment. People end up feeling unwelcome, and even quitting the trade! You can get reprimanded by the Adventurers' Union for speciesist talk of that sort. Seriously. Us human adventurers can be just as cruel and selfish as those orcs and goblins! When will we be given the respect we deserve?!
BigNorseWolf wrote: Othar Tryggvassen gentleman adventurer!!! That a@%@@!# does not pay union dues and we officially classify him as a "hero", not an "adventurer". There's a f#@!ing difference. F@#+ off! I know, he fooled me too when he tried to kill that scientist lady at the start. Looked like he was one of us, just killin' and takin' people's stuff. But apparently he had some kinda reason for it, and we don't truck with that "cause" stuff. Bad for business. We're just trying to make a living off of robbin' graves and killin' lizardratss, we ain't out to make a difference in the world. Folks like that Othar Turdvassen guy give the rest of us a good name. Bad for business.
So, hey, what word am I supposed to use now? You gonna pay for the rebranding? That ain't cheap, pal—bags of holding don't re-embroider themselves. F*ing hell. This is almost as bad as the time that f~~%ing bartender made me take a bath before entering his tavern just 'cause I'd just gotten back from looting a troglodyte's treasure room. And guess who had to pay for that soap? Me! And the orc in the 10' x 10' room who I killed and took it from! No respect for those in the trade these days... |