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Captain Yesterday, I will eat your soul.

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Right, whoever poured several kilos of lead into my thighs while I slept - not funny!

Sorry...

I'm in the mood to eat your soul.

Speaking of trolls, if you eat a troll brain, do they regenerate inside your stomach? Does that tickle?

I will eat your soul.

Why do people always think opposites are EEVEIL?

Well. Some of us kind of are.

Be my friend!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*catches breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHA!

HAHA!

*sigh*

So what is greater, Orcus giving up on 4e, or Sebastian giving up on 4e?

You cannot claim to know the machinations of either of my kin.

Abyssal Healer wrote:

David Fryer, I will eat your woul.

What the Nine Hells is a Woul?

It's like a soul, but it just the part of you that forgets where you left your keys.

David Fryer, I will eat your woul.

*licks lips*

Delicious...

Hmm...what's this document I manged to steal from the Fallen Fastness?

** spoiler omitted **

No, we've been through that. But as far as I know, David Fryer's soul is still MIA.

Abyssal Healer wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Until this past weekend, I've never used aliases. Now I just made my 3rd this morning.

Ah that's nothing. I've got 41 aliases, and over 4000 posts with them. But, they're not sockpuppets. Everyone knows who an alias belongs to.

Good distinction. I have 60 aliases, but only over 3000 posts. Must beat zombie...

I'm nearing 8000 posts.

** spoiler omitted **

Come and try!

*sighs*

Not until Miley Cyrus wins the Grammy she so deserves. I'm on a hunger strike.

Aberzombie wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Until this past weekend, I've never used aliases. Now I just made my 3rd this morning.

Ah that's nothing. I've got 41 aliases, and over 4000 posts with them. But, they're not sockpuppets. Everyone knows who an alias belongs to.

Good distinction. I have 60 aliases, but only over 3000 posts. Must beat zombie...

I'm nearing 8000 posts.

Hey, look! A squirrel!

And it's not on fire!

I can remedy that.

Abyssal Healer wrote:

David Fryer's Soul wrote:

And bring your little dog Toto too, Dorthy.

I love it when you play hard-to-get.

And I love it when you dress up in woman's clothing andang out in biker bars. Watching you scream warsmy otherwise cold, dead heart.

Aha! I knew you and Sebastian were the same person! That's exactly what he would say.

And bring your little dog Toto too, Dorthy.

I love it when you play hard-to-get.

Abyssal Healer wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Abyssal Healer wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Abyssal Healer wrote:

I like to eat David Fryer's soul.

To bad I already sold it to Asmodeus for the world's best fried chicken recipe.

He traded it to me for a few loose cigarettes.

Well then it's a good thing I really sold him Celestial Healer's soul isn't it?

Joke's on you. Celestial Healer doesn't have a soul.

Don't you man joke's on Asmodeus?

Actually, joke's on me. I'm out three cigarettes.

Motherf~%#er.

Abyssal Healer wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Abyssal Healer wrote:

I like to eat David Fryer's soul.

To bad I already sold it to Asmodeus for the world's best fried chicken recipe.

He traded it to me for a few loose cigarettes.

Well then it's a good thing I really sold him Celestial Healer's soul isn't it?

Joke's on you. Celestial Healer doesn't have a soul.

Abyssal Healer wrote:

I like to eat David Fryer's soul.

To bad I already sold it to Asmodeus for the world's best fried chicken recipe.

He traded it to me for a few loose cigarettes.

I like to eat David Fryer's soul.

What happens if I press this button?

That was the button the let's me take over the world!

Muhahahaha!!!

Random alias post.

Abyssal Healer wrote:

Leaf Ericson wrote:

Jack J. Jackson, Beer Delivery wrote:

Leaf Ericson wrote:

What do I have to do to get a drink around here? Fill the air with toxins and blow around menacingly in the wind?

Rifftrax is definitely the best way to watch "The Happening" by the way.

...or on a brainbending substance

{wanders behind the bar, no one seems to object} Here ya go Leafy... {slids him an Irish Eyes} ...just don't start singing that song.

*Hic*

That's good stuff barkeep! Now I'm going to get my plant brethren to infiltrate...freshen this place up.

By the way, what's with the Pit Fiend bouncers?

I'm a balor, thank you very much. You just love lumping all fiends into one category, don't you?

Ew! It's a demon!

/\Actually, that's Orcus.

It was the closest thing there was to a balor.

Ew! It's a yugoloth!

Jack J. Jackson, Beer Delivery wrote:

Leaf Ericson wrote:

What do I have to do to get a drink around here? Fill the air with toxins and blow around menacingly in the wind?

Rifftrax is definitely the best way to watch "The Happening" by the way.

...or on a brainbending substance

{wanders behind the bar, no one seems to object} Here ya go Leafy... {slids him an Irish Eyes} ...just don't start singing that song.

*Hic*

That's good stuff barkeep! Now I'm going to get my plant brethren to infiltrate...freshen this place up.

By the way, what's with the Pit Fiend bouncers?

I'm a balor, thank you very much. You just love lumping all fiends into one category, don't you?

David Fryer, I will eat your soul.

Abyssal Healer wrote:

David Fryer, I will eat your soul.

You have to get through me first.

Umm. Maybe I will find another soul to eat...

This balor knows his limits.

David Fryer, I will eat your soul.

*kidnaps Ross Perot*

Oh the irony...

All hail Thugoth!

RAAAUGHHHHHH!!!

Abyssal Healer wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Dude. That's so 7 nanoseconds ago.

That's very hurtful. I would never say that to you. I only use language that lifts people up.

Me too! Mean posters (like Sebastian) make me sad. :-(

If the two of us want it badly enough, we can turn this Untitled thread in a beacon of love and peace! We will sing songs around the campfire, hug trees, and go up against the big corporations! We can make a difference!

Hey! I just found some more patchoulli oil!

Dude. That's so 7 nanoseconds ago.

That's very hurtful. I would never say that to you. I only use language that lifts people up.

Ah tell you whut.

Have pity on the kobolds. They need love too.

What? You've never seen a kindhearted demon? Bah! Everyone judges me because I'm a demon! That no good Celestial Healer can hurl insults but... oh... he's an angel. He's all pure and holy. Bah!