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AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM OTHER BARBARIAN, AND BARBARIAN AM HEAR NOT-BARBARIANS TALK LIKE BARBARIAN AM NOT SMART.

AM GENIUS! BECAUSE AM BARBARIAN! AM SMASH ALL, BARBARIAN AND NOT-BARBARIAN, LIKE PANCAKE. AM SHOW NOT-BARBARIANS HOW BARBARIAN AM SMART. SMASH SOLVE ALL THING. AM BARBARIAN, AM SMASH. AM SMASH MORE THAN NOT-BARBARIANS IN SMASH-TIME, AM MOST SMART!

AM SMART LIKE TALKY-MAN. AM NOT TALK GOOD, BUT AM SMASH, AND SMASH SOLVE ALL THING. AND MAKE TASTY PANCAKE OUT OF NOT-BARBARIANS.

...AM HUNGRY NOW. AM GO SMASH NOT-BARBARIANS INTO PANCAKE AND EAT LIKE AM "SOH-FIST-I-CAY-TED."

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM OTHER BARBARIAN, AND BARBARIAN AM NOT GET "MAUHR-JIN-UH-LIEZD" BY MORE NOT-BARBARIANS. ONLY ONE AM GOOD AT SMASH AS BARBARIAN, AND THAT AM OTHER BARBARIAN. NOT-BARBARIANS AM NOT BARBARIAN, BARBARIAN AM ONLY BARBARIAN!

AM SEE OTHER NOT-BARBARIANS, AND NOT-BARBARIANS NOT SMASH LIKE BARBARIAN DOES! NOT-BARBARIANS AM TRY, BUT AM NOT GOOD AT SMASH-TIME LIKE BARBARIAN AM.

AM SEE NOT-BARBARIANS POKE BARBARIAN WITH STICK-THING, MAKE BARBARIAN MAD AND MAKE BARBARIAN SMASH NOT-BARBARIANS WITH HAMMER. TURN NOT-BARBARIANS INTO BARBARIAN PANCAKE BREAKFAST!

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM OTHER BARBARIAN, AND BARBARIAN AM THINK ORC MAKE GREAT BARBARIAN!

AM THINK ORC BARBARIAN AM "RIH-SKI" AS BARBARIAN, BUT AM THINK ORC ONLY GOOD AS BARBARIAN. AM NOT "ECKS-PURT" ON NOT-BARBARIANS, BUT BARBARIAN AM KNOW BARBARIAN GOOD AT FIGHT CASTY-SPELLS.

AM KNOW BARBARIAN AM GOOD AT SMASH CASTIES; AM THINK ORC "SPEH-SHUL-LIES" AT FIGHT CASTIES IF ORC WANT SMASH, OR ORC AM SMASH SELF LIKE DUMB BARBARIAN.

AM NOT AFRAID OF BALL-MAN. BALL-MAN AM NOT BARBARIAN. BALL-MAN AM NOT-BARBARIAN. NOT-BARBARIAN AM NOT GOOD AGAINST BARBARIAN. AM SMASH BALL-MAN LIKE PANCAKE.

AM JUST ATE CASTY. TASTE LIKE CHICKEN. AM THINK GIRL-BARBARIAN AND BALL-MAN TASTE LIKE CASTY, AS GIRL-BARBARIAN AND BALL-MAN AM NOT BARBARIANS. AM NOT-BARBARIANS, AND BARBARIAN AM SMASH NOT-BARBARIANS.

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AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM OTHER BARBARIAN, AND BARBARIAN AM HATE BE SAW AS "MANLY-MAN" ONLY.

AM NOT SMART, BUT AM KNOW BARBARIAN AM NOT MAKE MORE BARBARIAN WITHOUT GIRL BARBARIANS. BARBARIAN AM HAVE MOMMY AND DADDY LIKE NOT-BARBARIANS, AM NOT KNOW WHY NOT-BARBARIANS AND TALKY-MEN AM THINK BARBARIAN AM NOT HAVE MOMMY AND DADDY; AM MAKE BARBARIAN ANGRY! AM SMASH!

AM THINK IF BARBARIAN AM MEET GIRL-BARBARIAN, GIRL-BARBARIAN AM TALK LIKE BARBARIAN TALK. IF GIRL-BARBARIAN NOT TALK LIKE BARBARIAN, GIRL-BARBARIAN AM NOT REAL BARBARIAN. AND IF NOT REAL BARBARIAN, BARBARIAN AM SMASH NOT-BARBARIAN FOR MAKE FUN OF BARBARIANS!

BUT AM JUST BARBARIAN "OH-PIN-YUN." IF AM NOT LIKE, BARBARIAN AM "UHN-DUR-STEAHND." BUT AM STILL SMASH!

SHUT UUUP! LIKE, OH, MA GAD. WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT!? DO YOU NOT, LIKE, HAVE ANY SENSE!? NO MATTER HOW I TALK I AM, LIKE, THE HOTTEST!? YOU SHOULD, LIKE, TOTALLY WORSHIP ME, FUR SHURE!

GIRL-BARBARIAN AM TALK LOUD, BUT NOT TALK LIKE BARBARIAN TALK. BARBARIAN AM LOUD, BUT AM TALK SMASH. AM TALK MUCH SMASH. AM NOT KNOW IF GIRL-BARBARIAN AM REAL BARBARIAN IF GIRL-BARBARIAN NOT TALK MUCH SMASH.

AM BARBARIAN, AM MUCH SMASH. SUCH WOW. AM SMASH MOST, MORE THAN ALL BARBARIANS AND NOT-BARBARIANS. AM SMASH GIRL-BARBARIAN LIKE BARBARIAN AM SMASH ALL CASTIES, AND BARBARIAN AM SHOW ALL HOW BARBARIAN AM BEST SMASH.

REALLY!? YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SMASH ME!? I AM SOOO TOTALLY GOING TO SCRATCH YOU UP! YOU BETTER HOPE I DONT BREAK A NAIL, BECAUSE I AM GOING TO BECOME REALLY MAD!?

BARBARIAN AM LAUGH AT GIRL-BARBARIAN. AM BARBARIAN, AM CAN SMASH ALL. EVEN OTHER BARBARIAN, OR "AM BARBARIAN." AM NOT NEED THINK, AM JUST SMASH.

BARBARIAN AM SCRATCH TOO, BUT AM LAUGH AT GIRL-BARBARIAN SCRATCH. GIRL-BARBARIAN AM FIGHT LIKE KITTY CAT. BARBARIAN ALSO KNOW AM CAN'T BREAK NAIL, BUT AM LAUGH AT GIRL-BARBARIAN FOR NOT KNOW THAT. AM THINK BARBARIAN AM SMARTER THAN GIRL-BARBARIAN. BUT AM STILL BREAK GIRL-BARBARIAN LIKE TWIG.

GIRL-BARBARIAN STILL NOT TALK LIKE REAL BARBARIAN. AM THINK GIRL-BARBARIAN AM NOT-BARBARIAN, AND NOT-BARBARIANS AM NOT GOOD AT SMASH BARBARIANS.

AM OTHER BARBARIAN wrote:

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM OTHER BARBARIAN, AND BARBARIAN AM HATE BE SAW AS "MANLY-MAN" ONLY.

AM NOT SMART, BUT AM KNOW BARBARIAN AM NOT MAKE MORE BARBARIAN WITHOUT GIRL BARBARIANS. BARBARIAN AM HAVE MOMMY AND DADDY LIKE NOT-BARBARIANS, AM NOT KNOW WHY NOT-BARBARIANS AND TALKY-MEN AM THINK BARBARIAN AM NOT HAVE MOMMY AND DADDY; AM MAKE BARBARIAN ANGRY! AM SMASH!

AM THINK IF BARBARIAN AM MEET GIRL-BARBARIAN, GIRL-BARBARIAN AM TALK LIKE BARBARIAN TALK. IF GIRL-BARBARIAN NOT TALK LIKE BARBARIAN, GIRL-BARBARIAN AM NOT REAL BARBARIAN. AND IF NOT REAL BARBARIAN, BARBARIAN AM SMASH NOT-BARBARIAN FOR MAKE FUN OF BARBARIANS!

BUT AM JUST BARBARIAN "OH-PIN-YUN." IF AM NOT LIKE, BARBARIAN AM "UHN-DUR-STEAHND." BUT AM STILL SMASH!

SHUT UUUP! LIKE, OH, MA GAD. WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT!? DO YOU NOT, LIKE, HAVE ANY SENSE!? NO MATTER HOW I TALK I AM, LIKE, THE HOTTEST!? YOU SHOULD, LIKE, TOTALLY WORSHIP ME, FUR SHURE!

GIRL-BARBARIAN AM TALK LOUD, BUT NOT TALK LIKE BARBARIAN TALK. BARBARIAN AM LOUD, BUT AM TALK SMASH. AM TALK MUCH SMASH. AM NOT KNOW IF GIRL-BARBARIAN AM REAL BARBARIAN IF GIRL-BARBARIAN NOT TALK MUCH SMASH.

AM BARBARIAN, AM MUCH SMASH. SUCH WOW. AM SMASH MOST, MORE THAN ALL BARBARIANS AND NOT-BARBARIANS. AM SMASH GIRL-BARBARIAN LIKE BARBARIAN AM SMASH ALL CASTIES, AND BARBARIAN AM SHOW ALL HOW BARBARIAN AM BEST SMASH.

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM OTHER BARBARIAN, AND BARBARIAN AM HATE BE SAW AS "MANLY-MAN" ONLY.

AM NOT SMART, BUT AM KNOW BARBARIAN AM NOT MAKE MORE BARBARIAN WITHOUT GIRL BARBARIANS. BARBARIAN AM HAVE MOMMY AND DADDY LIKE NOT-BARBARIANS, AM NOT KNOW WHY NOT-BARBARIANS AND TALKY-MEN AM THINK BARBARIAN AM NOT HAVE MOMMY AND DADDY; AM MAKE BARBARIAN ANGRY! AM SMASH!

AM THINK IF BARBARIAN AM MEET GIRL-BARBARIAN, GIRL-BARBARIAN AM TALK LIKE BARBARIAN TALK. IF GIRL-BARBARIAN NOT TALK LIKE BARBARIAN, GIRL-BARBARIAN AM NOT REAL BARBARIAN. AND IF NOT REAL BARBARIAN, BARBARIAN AM SMASH NOT-BARBARIAN FOR MAKE FUN OF BARBARIANS!

BUT AM JUST BARBARIAN "OH-PIN-YUN." IF AM NOT LIKE, BARBARIAN AM "UHN-DUR-STEAHND." BUT AM STILL SMASH!

Superstitious gives a +6 to saves human favored class bonus raises that to +12.

Beast totem gives pounce AND ac to make up for a lack of heavy armor, OR you can use reckless abandon to trade out that free AC for MORE to-hit.

With invulnerable Rager you can trade out some relatively useless anti-rogue defenses for crazy amount of DR /-.

I know people like the barbar because of how it actually competes with classes that can cast spells, but surely there is a better way to do that than just adding a +6-12 to all d20 rolls.

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM OTHER BARBARIAN, AND BARBARIAN AM LAUGH AT TALKYMAN SAYING BARBARIAN AM TOO STRONG. BARBARIAN AM STRONG, AM STRONGEST, BUT ONLY AT SMASH.

BARBARIAN AM LOOK AT CASTIES, AM SEE CASTIES MAKE PORTAL-THINGIES AND PRETTY RINGS KILL BETTER THAN BARBARIAN! AM ALSO SEE CASTIES MAKE MORE BARBARIANS THAT GOOD LIKE BARBARIAN. AM MAKE BARBARIAN MAD TO SEE CASTIES MAKE BARBARIANS FOLLOW CASTIES ORDERS, SO BARBARIAN AM SMASH ALL CASTIES!

AM THINK TALKYMAN NOT PLAY CASTIES THAT MAKE PORTAL-THINGIES. BARBARIAN AM NOT KNOW HOW MAKE PORTAL-THINGIES, AM ONLY KNOW SMASH.

AM ALSO THINK TALKYMAN AM ACTUALLY "TROLL," AND BARBARIAN AM SMASH "TROLL," LIKE BARBARIAN AM SMASH ALL CASTIES. BUT AM FORGIVE TALKYMAN, FOR TALKYMAN AM SCARED OF BARBARIAN WHEN BARBARIAN AM GO SMASH-TIME ON CASTIES.

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM OTHER BARBARIAN, AND AM THINK BARBARIAN AM BEST AT "NOT-NORMAL TALKY-MAN" GAME.

AM NOT SMART, BUT AM BARBARIAN, AND BARBARIAN AM USE SCARY FACE AT SMASH-TIME, BUT AM SHOW NOT-BARBARIANS THAT BARBARIAN AM "SOH-SHUL JEE-KNEE-US" AT NOT-SMASH-TIME.

AM NOT "SEHN-SIH-BULL," BUT AM BARBARIAN, AND BARBARIAN AM MAKE NOT-BARBARIANS HAPPY BECAUSE AM BARBARIAN. BUT NOT CASTIES THAT BARBARIAN AM SMASH. OR NOT-BARBARIANS.

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM OTHER BARBARIAN, AND AM KNOW SNEAKY-MAN AM SQUISHY LIKE PANCAKE.

SNEAKY-MAN AM NOT CASTY, BUT AM SMASH JUST AS MUCH AS CASTY. AM TURN SNEAKY-MAN INTO PANCAKE, AND AM EAT SNEAKY-MAN LIKE PANCAKE TOO.

AM KNOW SNEAKY-MAN AM NOT GOOD AT SMASH, AM LAUGH AT SNEAKY-MAN HIT ME WITH POKEY STICK, AND AM SMASH SNEAKY-MAN.

AM ALSO LAUGH AT OTHER OTHER BARBARIAN FOR NOT SMASH SNEAKY-MAN WHEN SNEAKY-MAN TALK ABOUT SMASH BARBARIAN. AM WONDER IF OTHER OTHER BARBARIAN AM NOT REAL BARBARIAN, AS BARBARIAN AM SMASH NOT-BARBARIANS WHEN NOT-BARBARIANS TALK ABOUT SMASH BARBARIAN.

BUT AM FORGIVE OTHER OTHER BARBARIAN NOW, AS OTHER OTHER BARBARIAN AM STILL BARBARIAN. BUT OTHER OTHER BARBARIAN AM BETTER SMASH SNEAKY-MAN SOON, OR OTHER BARBARIAN AM SMASH SNEAKY-MAN FOR HIM. THEN SMASH OTHER OTHER BARBARIAN FOR NOT SMASH SNEAKY-MAN.

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM OTHER BARBARIAN, AND AM AGREE WITH FIRST TALKY-MAN. AM LIKE MORE "BARBARIAN SKIN," BUT AM NOT CHEATER. AM BARBARIAN, AND AM SMASH ALL CASTIES.

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM OTHER BARBARIAN, AND AM KNOW "AM BARBARIAN," AM BEST AT "KAY-AH-TICK NOO-TRUL."

AM NOT KNOW WHERE "AM BARBARIAN" IS, BUT AM BARBARIAN NOW, AND AM SMASH CASTIES, AM SMASH TALKY-MEN. AM SMASH ALL NOT-BARBARIANS.

AM NOT CARE FOR PRETTY ROBES, AM SMASH. AM NOT CARE ABOUT TIN CANS, AM SMASH. AM NOT THAT SMART, BUT AM KNOW SMASH SOLVE "EH-VRY-THING."

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM OTHER BARBARIAN, AND AM SAY BARBARIAN DO WHAT BARBARIAN PLEASE.

AM NOT CARE ABOUT WHAT TALKY-MEN WANT. AM NOT SMART ABOUT TALK WITH TALKY-MEN, BUT AM NOT CARE. AM JUST WANT BIG WEAPON, AND SMASH WITH BIG WEAPON. AM ALSO WANT SMASH CASTIES, NOT TALKY-MEN.

BUT IF TALKY-MEN WANT SMASH, AM SMASH TALKY-MEN AS TALKY-MEN WANT. AM LAUGH AT TALKY-MEN WHEN TRY SMASH BARBARIAN, AS TALKY-MEN AM NOT-BARBARIAN, AND WHEN AM NOT-BARBARIAN, AM MORE BAD THAN BARBARIAN.

BARBARIAN ALSO AM NOT SMART, AM NOT KNOW BETTER THAN SMASH. BARBARIAN AM LEAVE TALK AND SMART THINGIES FOR NOT-BARBARIANS, AS NOT-BARBARIANS AM NOT GOOD AT SMASH-TIME. BARBARIAN AM GOOD AT SMASH-TIME, AND AM ALL BARBARIAN DO.

AM THINK OTHER NOT-SMART AM BADDY, IF AM BARBARIAN AM BADDY FOR SMASH, OTHER NOT-SMART AM BADDY TOO. AM NOT GOOD FOR SMASH TALKY-MEN, BUT AM NOT BAD, AS AM NOT KNOW MORE THAN SMASH.

AM HOPE BARBARIAN AM HELP TALKY-MEN IN PLACE "UHN-DUR-STAND" WHAT BARBARIAN AM ABOUT. BARBARIAN AM NOT "GOODY TWO-SHOES". BARBARIAN AM NOT "BADDY". BARBARIAN AM SMASH. SMASH AM NOT BAD. AM GOOD FOR BARBARIAN, BUT AM NOT KNOW ABOUT NOT-BARBARIANS.

AM DON'T LIKE YOUR POKEY STICK. AM BREAK.

AM DON'T LIKE YOUR SHINY TIN CAN. AM BREAK.
AM DON'T LIKE YOU CASTY. AM SMASH.
AM DON'T LIKE YOU AT ALL. AM SMASH.

AM FIX WHAT BARBARIAN AM "SUH-POHSD" TO TALK LIKE. OTHER TALK AM TALK OF NOT-BARBARIAN, AND WHEN AM NOT-BARBARIAN, AM NOT GOOD SMASH. BUT AM FORGIVE YOU, AS YOU AM NOT-BARBARIAN, BUT AM WANT BE BARBARIAN.

BUT AM NOT CARE, AS AM BARBARIAN, AND BARBARIAN AM SMASH ALL "PALLYDINS," AS "PALLYDINS" AM CASTIES, AND BARBARIAN AM SMASH ALL CASTIES. AM NOT CARE IF IN PRETTY CLOTHES OR SHINY TIN CAN, AM STILL SMASH, AS AM BARBARIAN.

AM ALSO KNOW "PALLYDINS" ONLY AM GOOD AT SMASH BADDIES. "PALLYDINS" AM NOT SO GOOD AT SMASH NOT-BADDIES, AS "PALLYDINS" AM NOT BARBARIAN. AM ALSO KNOW "PALLYDIN" AS CASTY AM MAKE BARBARIAN SMASH "PALLYDIN" BETTER THAN NOT-CASTY FIGHTY.

AM BARBARIAN KNOW "BARBARIAN SKIN" ONLY AM NOT AS GOOD AGAINST NOT-BARBARIAN FIGHTY THAT AM TAKE FIGHTY-ONLY FEAT, BUT WHEN AM TAKE FIGHTY-ONLY FEAT, AM NOT GET RID OF ALL BARBARIAN SKIN.

AM ALSO KNOW BARBARIAN AM DUMB IF AM BADDY, AS BARBARIAN AM BETTER WHEN NOT BADDY. BARBARIAN AM BEST WHEN AM NOT GOODY TWO-SHOES OR BADDY. BARBARIAN AM ONLY CARE ABOUT SMASH. WHY AM GOOD OR BAD IF AM ONLY CARE ABOUT NOT-GOOD AND NOT-BAD THING?

AM ALSO KNOW "PALLYDINS" AM NO MATCH AGAINST BARBARIAN LIKE "AM BARBARIAN," SO AM LAUGH AT "PALLYDINS" SHOOTING AT BARBARIAN WITH POINTY STICKS.

AM SEE "PEE-PUL" WHINE ABOUT "SKEE-ULZ," AND AM LAUGH AT THE "PEE-PUL" FOR NOT TAKING BARBARIAN SMART THINGIES. AM WONDER IF SHOULD SMASH "PEE-PUL" FOR NOT BEING GOOD AS BARBARIAN AM GOOD AT THINGS, BUT AM FORGIVE "PEE-PUL," BECAUSE "PEE-PUL" AM WANT SMASH AS GOOD AS BARBARIAN, BUT WANT BE NOT-BARBARIAN. AM NOT CARE, AS AM SMASH, AND SMASH GOOD.

BUT AM HAVE GOOD "SKEE-ULZ" AS BARBARIAN, AND IF AM LACKING SOME "SKEE-ULZ" FOR BEING NOT-BARBARIAN, AM NO BIG DEAL WHEN YOU HAVE CASTIES AND NOT-BARBARIANS DO THE NOT-SMASH-TIME THINGS, FOR BARBARIAN KNOW AM REALLY GOOD AT SMASH-TIME. ALL BARBARIAN AM NEED TO BE GOOD AT, BECAUSE AM BARBARIAN, AND AM SAY IT ALSO GO FOR NOT-BARBARIANS.

NOT BEING GOOD AT NOT-SMASH-TIME AM LEAVE BARBARIAN TO BLAME NOT-BARBARIANS FOR NOT BEING BARBARIAN. AM SAY IT "CAHN-SEH-KHUWENZE" OF BEING NOT-BARBARIAN, SO AM WHY AM LAUGH AT "PEE-PUL" FOR BEING NOT-BARBARIAN.

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM OTHER BARBARIAN, AND IF AM COULD BE ANYTHING, AM WOULD BE BARBARIAN, AS BARBARIAN AM SMASH CASTIES.

AM WOULD GO OUT AND FIND CASTIES AND SMASH LIKE PANCAKE. AM EAT THEM LIKE PANCAKE TOO.

AM THINK ANYTHING NOT-BARBARIAN NOT WORTH BEING, SO AM BARBARIAN FOR RACE TOO. AM WOULD LIKE TO BE "AM BARBARIAN," BUT THERE ALREADY AN "AM BARBARIAN," SO AM BE OTHER BARBARIAN SO AM DIFFERENT, BUT STILL SMASH.

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM OTHER BARBARIAN, AND AM SAY NOT ENOUGH BARBARIAN FOR FIGHTY AND "KUNG-FU MAN" BE GOOD OUTSIDE OF SMASH-TIME. BARBARIAN AM GET MORE "SKEE-ULZ" THAN FIGHTY AND "KUNG-FU MAN."

AM "OH-PIN-YUN" THAT SMASH ONLY IMPORTANT THING TO HAVE, AS IF AM NOT SMASH GOOD, AM NOT GOOD AT ALL. BUT AM FEEL FOR FIGHTY AND "KUNG-FU MAN," AS FIGHTY AM ONLY GOOD AT SMASH, AND "KUNG-FU MAN" NOT AS GOOD AT SMASH. FIGHTY AND "KUNG-FU MAN" NOT AS GOOD AT SMASH AS BARBARIAN, BUT AM CAN STILL SMASH.

AM THINK FIGHTY AND "KUNG-FU MAN" NEED "SKEE-ULZ" THAT GOOD FOR SMASH-TIME AND NOT-SMASH-TIME. AM KNOW BARBARIAN GOOD AT SCARY-LOOKING, AND AM THINK FIGHTY AND "KUNG-FU MAN" ALSO GOOD AT IT, BUT NOT AS GOOD AT SCARY-LOOKING AS BARBARIAN, BUT AM BETTER THAN NOTHING.

AM ALSO THINK FIGHTY AND "KUNG-FU MAN" NEED BUY SMART THINGIES SO AM BETTER AT NOT-SMASH-TIME. BARBARIAN AM TAKE SMART THINGIES AND RUN CIRCLES AROUND SMART CASTIES, AM THINK FIGHTY AND "KUNG-FU MAN" BE AS GOOD AS SMART CASTIES AT NOT-SMASH-TIME.

AM HOPE FIGHTY AND "KUNG-FU MAN" BE AS GOOD AT NOT-SMASH-TIME AS BARBARIAN AM WITH BARBARIAN NOT-SMASH-TIME SMASHING!

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM OTHER BARBARIAN, AND BARBARIAN AM KNOW DEATH. AM GIVE DEATH AS AM SMASH. AM ALSO TAKE DEATH, BUT ONLY MEAN AM NOT BARBARIAN ENOUGH, SO AM BE MORE BARBARIAN NEXT TIME SO AM NOT TAKE DEATH.

AM SAY DEATH AM PROBLEM WHEN AM NOT SMASH CASTIES THAT MAKE SMASH NOT GOOD. AM SMASH MORE AND HARDER SO YOU STAY DEAD. BARBARIAN AM SOLVE ALMOST ALL PROBLEMS THAT WAY.

IF AM HAVE PROBLEMS WITH DEATH, AM SAY SMASH CASTIES THAT MAKE SMASH NOT GOOD SO AM MAKE SMASH BETTER, AND AM SAY NOT ENOUGH BARBARIAN. AM NOT NEED "AM BARBARIAN" KIND OF BARBARIAN, BUT AM NEED MORE BARBARIAN THAN ONE WHO NOT-BARBARIAN SO AM KEEP ON SMASH CASTIES THAT MAKE SMASH NOT GOOD.

AM NOT SEE "AM BARBARIAN" ANYWHERE, BUT AM TRY TO HELP LIKE "AM BARBARIAN"; EVEN THOUGH AM OTHER BARBARIAN, AM STILL BARBARIAN.

AM THINK 'PALLYDINS' TOO MUCH CASTY. AM GOOD AT SMASH AND AM HARDER TO SMASH THAN BARBARIAN, BUT AM THINK BARBARIAN BETTER WHEN UNABLE TO USE CASTY, OR FIGHT BADDIES. "AM BARBARIAN" SAY IF SMASHING CASTY, BARBARIAN AM POUND CASTIES HARDER. 'PALLYDINS' AM SAME, BUT SMASH BADDIES AND NOT CASTIES.

'PALLYDINS' AM HAVE 'SMITE' AND 'LAY ON HANDS,' BUT BARBARIAN AM HAVE 'RAGE POWERS' AND MUCH RAGE. SUCH WOW. AM ALSO SMASH CASTY'S SPELLS, BECAUSE AM BARBARIAN. 'PALLYDINS' AM HEAL, BUT USE CASTIES. SO AM SMASH MORE THAN NOT-CASTY.

AM WANT TO SEE "AM PALLYDIN," SINCE 'PALLYDINS' AM CASTIES, AND CASTIES AM SMASH. BUT "AM PALLYDIN" HIDING, SO AM SAY BARBARIAN SMASH 'PALLYDINS'.

Well, you need to be powerful, so you can crush your enemies, but you also need high perception, so you can see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women. (It's a good thing it's not 3.5, as that would require both spot and listen)

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN", BUT AM OTHER BARBARIAN, AND AM AGREE WITH TALKY MAN. AM HATE SEPARATE SKILL CHECKS, MAYBE AS MUCH AS CASTIES.

AM MAY BE DUMB, BUT AM NOT BLIND. AM HAVE TO SEE PUNY TASTY CASTIES BEFORE AM SMASH. BUT WHEN AM SMASH, AM SMASH GOOD. NOT AS GOOD AS "AM BARBARIAN", BUT AM STILL BARBARIAN, SO AM STILL SMASH.

AM FIND BARBARIAN 'EHS-SEN-CHUL' TO ALL, MORE THAN ANY NOT-BARBARIAN. BUT AM 'OH-PIN-YUN'.