AM CONFUSED's page

"ORC RANDY WANTED STOP FOR HALFLING! EVERY ORC KNOWS HALFINGS NOT FILLING."

Why didn't the tenth level orcs show up sooner? You're not the only adventuring party in the world! =p

"ALL ORC BOB FAULT! ORC BOB BAD AT DIRECTIONS."

This whole thread. Need more fire.

Ah, Grammar.

WE HAS GRAMMAR CRACKERS. THEY BE GOOD.

SO CONFUSED

AM STILL DRINKING. WHY YOU NO DRINK? DO YOU NOT LIKE DRINKING GODS? IT IS NOT GOOD TO NOT LIKE GODS.WHY YOU DON'T LIKE GODS? AM THINKS YOU BE HAPPY IF YOU DRINK.

Its become aparent that if there are going to be even more of these threads, someone needs to make the AM DRINKING GAME

AM LIKE DRINKING,WHY AM DRINKING? DOES NOT MATTER AM DRINKING.

'WHAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND? DWARF DWARF WEE LITTLE HALF THING, DWARF GET DWARF BY PEOPLES AND ORKYTHINGS. DWARF ALWAYS DWARF ONE WAY"

[Hellknight Paladin]

Okay ... deep breaths. Remember your oaths. The orc asks because it is confused. You are not annoyed. You cannot be annoyed.

*sigh*

I said back to work, orc! Speak you three praises to Asmodeus and two to Abadar when you have completed your labors! Just like I told you.

I cannot even imagine how I am going to make that one learn his letters.

"AM ORC? U HATE DOORS? NO, U ONE WHO HATE PIE? DID AS-MOO DIE- US EAT UR PIE? THAT WHY U HATE PIE? AM VERY SAD FOR U AS UR BARN HOME HAVE NO DOOR AND THE COW MAN EATTED UR PIE"

By making them arch-enemies? Good plan! :P

"AM THOUGHT ARCH WAS DOOR? WHY U BE DOOR ENEMY? WHAT DOOR DO TO U? U RAISED IN BARN? THAT BARN NO HAVE DOOR? AM IS SAD U BARN HOME NO HAVE DOOR BUT AM NOT UNDERSTAND WHY U MAKE DOOR WAR."

AM CONFUSED wrote:

Kegluneq wrote:

*Hellknightin'*

Alright. Orc! Take up that pick and work. If you do, you will eat. If not, pain.

Hrmph. The Chelaxian burden.

Chews on hellknight helmet "BAD! TASTE BAD! WHY U NO HAVE PIE? ME LIKE PIE"

*recovers helmet as best he can*

Fine! Behave and get pie! Fight me, and no pie! And I'll throw the pie out! Submit, beast!

*sigh* Civilization cannot survive mercy.

"WHY U THROW PIE? U NO LIKE PIE? EVERYONE LIKE PIE!WHY U HATE PIE? WHAT WRONG WITH U? R U SICK? THAT WHY U NO LIKE PIE?"

*Hellknightin'*

Alright. Orc! Take up that pick and work. If you do, you will eat. If not, pain.

Hrmph. The Chelaxian burden.

Chews on hellknight helmet "BAD! TASTE BAD! WHY U NO HAVE PIE? ME LIKE PIE"

AM CONFUSED wrote:

"Why no want orcs be orcs?"

*dons the Hellknight helmet again*

Because law and order must prevail. And your nature is antithetical to that. Take heart, savage: your pain and suffering betters you.

"Why U USE bIG WORD? AM SO CONFUSEDED"

"Why no want orcs be orcs?"

"AM AGREES, oRC TASTE GOOD WITH CHICKEN"