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Saw your thread title and wanted to share a little thematic music...

Oceanshieldwolf, I must vehemently disagree with you on one (and only one) point... Gnomes.

Gnomes are a guilty pleasure, I infrequently enjoy...

Other than that, you are spot-on.

Don't forget 'monkey shine'. You can't have chaos and tomfoolery without some monkey shines as well.

~A. Lurker