Any ideas?
Appendix.
Spleen. Unless there's a stabbing involved, then kidney instead.
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Heart is right out...I have it on good authority that he sold that years ago.
He'll get mugged for his 'stache.I was hoping that he wouldn't leave that. I'm more of afraid of it mugging ppl than the opposite.
Any rumors you have heard are lies. I only borrowed Sutter's wallet. He then fell and hit his head by accident. That is all.
What organ will Cosmo leave behind at GenCon 2011?
Any ideas?
One of his own organs, or someone else's? I hear he's quite deadly with either a ginzsu steak knife or his vorpal 'stache.
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Any ideas?Appendix.
I have dibs on that one this year.
Copious sloughing of his integumentary system, I imagine.
Sorry, I am already spoken for...
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Copious sloughing of his integumentary system, I imagine.I prefer to keep the relative copiousness of this particular sloughing to myself as much as possible.
It's inevitable. You're dropping bits of it everywhere even as we speak. Microscopic insects covering every inch of the floor are dining on it....
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It's inevitable. You're dropping bits of it everywhere even as we speak. Microscopic insects covering every inch of the floor are dining on it....Copious sloughing of his integumentary system, I imagine.I prefer to keep the relative copiousness of this particular sloughing to myself as much as possible.
So very, very wrong...
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So very, very wrong...It's inevitable. You're dropping bits of it everywhere even as we speak. Microscopic insects covering every inch of the floor are dining on it....Copious sloughing of his integumentary system, I imagine.I prefer to keep the relative copiousness of this particular sloughing to myself as much as possible.
They even live on the integument that has.....not....yet....been....sloughed.....
they pirouette on all of our eyeballs nightly...
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Bender: Sure, I'm charitable. Remember I gave blood one year?
Fry: Whose blood?
Bender: I don't know. Some guy's.
they pirouette on all of our eyeballs nightly...
I wish they didn't wear tap shoes.
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Laying eggs in every nook and cranny, every fold, every crease.....
But how else will they entertain the skin mites?they pirouette on all of our eyeballs nightly...I wish they didn't wear tap shoes.
This sounds like a very entertaining spinoff of The Muppet Show.
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If you listen, and are very, very silent,......you can hear them munching Cosmo's slough.
If you listen, and are very, very silent,......you can hear them munching Cosmo's slough.
Mmmm... it's like pork rinds.
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They scrabble about there, under the taut polyester, as they swish together back-and-forth,......back-and-forth,......as she searches from room to room for her jackal-headed issue......
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I vote for cosmo leaving no organs behind. Mainly because I have been allowed two days off to go to GenCon this year for vacation and if Cosmo ends up out of commission in the hospital getting another organ removed, I do NOT want to be conscripted into working.
And hear I was wondering if someone would dope his food and SHAVE him.
Look at that.. Sebastian and I are in total agreement.
Jason
No, Jason, he said "fatal" not F.A.T.A.L. :P
-Stratton
Bulmahn and the Unfrozen Pony Lawyer playing F.A.T.A.L.?! Everyone, role for SAN drain. {sighs} Shazbot!
{gibbers quietly in corner}
Look at that.. Sebastian and I are in fatal agreement.
Jason
FIFY
I would say the GenCon bad luck got transferred to the Teter's this year, with their airplane mechanical issues.
Any ideas?
Spleen