GM Newsie’s - The Dragon’s Demand (Inactive)

Game Master Brominate

Guruthos' eyes flutter open as the strange sensation of positive energy flows through his body. As he sees Thomas standing over him, he panics and rolls away from the possessed man.

acrobatics: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17

Coming up in a defensive crouch he pulls his dagger and waits.

Then he remembers what happened, and realized what Thomas had apparently done.

Maybe he is not trying to kill me. He could have done just that. He relaxes, the recalls that the snap of the trip line came from Joriannika's position. Maybe she is trying to kill me. He stares at her for a moment, then shakes his head. I need to get out of here.

"Be more careful." he grumbles in the alchemist's general direction. He turns toward Thomas, and after a pause, gives a slight bow of the head, then begins to climb.

climb: 1d20 ⇒ 10

The party sees that there are no more traps ready to swing through. Guruthos, having been healed and startled, stands up and, without so much as a 'thank you' makes his way over the barricades. Everyone else follows in suit, entering the cave beyond. This large cave appears to have been recently scratched from the hard-packed earth, and its ceiling is only five feet high. Several tons of debris fill the western portion of the cave. What appears to be the body of a man lies half buried under the rubble near the north end of the cave.

What do you do?

Hey, We're talking an emotionally and socially-stunted individual here. G gave a "slight bow of the head." That's a big thing, especially towards someone he knows to be possessed. :P

Very weary of traps at this point, Guruthos checks the area, and waits for the others to check before proceeding.

trapception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26

Thomas who was quite tall, had to bow to move forwards. "Anyone else thinks that maybe the kobolds made this entrance?"

He move to the body and inspected it.

Guruthos scans this much larger cave. It's definitely not part of the dungeons you've been searching through all morning. You are keenly aware that this area isn't some secret place designed to keep others out. You suspect the barricade traps were hastily built as a defense against the ghoul in that treasury chamber. But for as far as you can see, you don't see any signs of tampering.

Thomas, the body is indeed male and definitely dead. He is a white-haired, balding human clad in, now-tattered, finery, crushed by fallen stone and earth. The only item of note on his person is a key ring that
contains two keys: one seems to be rather standard and common looking; the other is made of brass.

Any character knowledgeable in engineering who moves to examine the entire collapse area can make this check:

Does he fit the description of Balthus Hunclay?

You suspect he is the (late) Balthus Hunclay.

All humans look the same to Guruthos :P

That's because Guruthos can't see very well through the tiny slits of his mask.
"Look Hanzo. THAT is probably the old wizard."

Guruthos glares at Thomas a lot, or so Thomas thinks. He can't tell because of the tiny slits of the mask.

Guruthos picks up the keys and looks over them. He holds up the standard key. "House," he grumbles. Then examines the brass key and shrugs.

Botting

Joriannika and Hanzo enter the low-ceilinged cavern too.

Hanzo steps beyond where Thomas and Guruthos are looking at the human corpse and finds two kobold corpses among the rubble, each one holding a spade.

Joriannika inspects the whole of the collapse area.
Profession (engineer): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23

Everyone is so caught up in their examinations that no one notices who else has entered the cavern.

Surprise round
An arrow flies out of the darkness, slamming into Hanzo who was not ready or expecting an attack.
Attack (Deadly Aim): 1d20 + 8 + 2 + 1 - 1 ⇒ (4) + 8 + 2 + 1 - 1 = 14 Favored enemy, point-blank shot
Damage: 1d4 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 + 2 = 6(deadly aim, favored enemy)

He does not fall over, amazingly, but the arrow is deep and he seems to be on the verge of unconsciousness. Guruthos and Thomas look up and see Hanzo with the arrow embedded in his chest and two kobolds, one approaching with a spear, and one further in the shadows, holding a bow. Joriannika sees a kobold approaching her menacingly, also holding a spear.

(Hanzo, you are now disabled. "A disabled character may take a single move action or standard action each round (but not both, nor can he take full-round actions, but he can still take swift, immediate, and free actions). He moves at half speed. Taking move actions doesn’t risk further injury, but performing any standard action (or any other action the GM deems strenuous, including some free actions such as casting a Quicken Spell spell) deals 1 point of damage after the completion of the act. Unless the action increased the disabled character’s hit points, he is now in negative hit points and dying.")

Combat is starting!

Bold may act:

Thomas, Guruthos // Sesserak, Kobolds // Joriannika, Hanzo

Stat Tracker
Global Condition: None |

Global Condition:
Thomas HP: 4/10 AC: 16/12/14 Status:
Guruthos HP: 3/8 AC: 15/13/12 Status: 1pt DEX dmg (no penalty)
Joriannika HP: 6/9 AC: 17/13/14 Status:
Hanzo HP: 0/10 AC: 17-1/13-1/14 Status: 1pt NL dmg, 3pt Dex dmg (-1 Penalty); Disabled

NPCS:

"آه خدای من، کوبلد های آزاد!"
Thomas was rather quick to react. Seeing Hanzo fall down spurred his mind even further. He acrobatically moved past Guruthos and stepped over Hanzo to protect him. if I can stand where I put my token, I will, otherwise move me one field to the left
Spear attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14
damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

your stat tracker is wrong. I have 8 hp, as I healed myself at one point.

Can we use the pile of rubble as cover? Ideally I'd like to drag Hanzo back there and start shooting. Also, if Jori is going to start chucking bombs, Gu doesn't want to be anywhere near that mess.

Sure thing. :) Updated! As I stated at the start of the campaign, I'd like players to be responsible for ensuring their hp is accurate and up-to-date on the tracker and their headers. I handle a lot of the decrements from damage, but players should take care of increments from healing, leveling, spells, etc.

Thomas gets between Hanzo and the approaching attackers, thrusting his spear... but mostly just to keep the creature at bay. In any case, he didn't hit it.

Guruthos may act.
The dotted lines will provide cover / concealment. So yes you could drag Hanzo behind the collapse area.

Also, Hanzo, I forgot about your 1 point of non lethal damage...but I don't really want to change what I already said. So, you're still at 0 hp, still disabled, but I'm wiping away that nonlethal damage point because I can. Hopefully everyone is okay with this abuse of power, seeing as it helps rather than hurts, kinda.

Stat Tracker
Global Condition: None |

Global Condition:
Thomas HP: 8/10 AC: 16/12/14 Status:
Guruthos HP: 3/8 AC: 15/13/12 Status: 1pt DEX dmg (no penalty)
Joriannika HP: 6/9 AC: 17/13/14 Status:
Hanzo HP: 0/10 AC: 17-1/13-1/14 Status: 3pt Dex dmg (-1 Penalty); Disabled

NPCS:
Sesserak HP: ? AC: ?
Kobold (green) HP: ? AC: ?
Kobold (blue) HP: ? AC: ?

Guruthos grabs the staggering rogue by the collar and hauls him back behind the rubble, then draws his bow and nocks an arrow (preparing for next round).

Kobolds' turn

The kobold attacking from range nocks another arrow, aiming for the one shouting in a blood-chilling tongue.

Attack: 1d20 + 8 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 8 + 2 + 1 = 15 (Favored enemy, point-blank)
Damage: 1d4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 2 + 1 = 5 (favored enemy, point-blank)

The arrow just narrowly misses Thomas, hitting the hard earthen cavern wall somewhere behind him.

The blue scaled kobold takes a quick step to close the gap (5ft step) between it and the human and thrusting its spear at him. All the while speaking almost whimsically in a foreign tongue:

"Prerja e thikave, bëjnë bosi i lumtur
Njeriu i pistë është i butë dhe i butë!"

Attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16 Hit!
Damage: 1d6 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

The eager reptile makes contact, stabbing into the pit of Thomas' arm for 2pts of damage, leaving an open wound behind.

--

The greenish looking creature and Joriannika are in their own little world. It advances on her and stabs at her with its spear.

Attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17 Hit!
Damage: 1d6 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

It catches her side, making a long, deep cut through her fabric, from the edge of her abdomen and around her side for 3pts of damage. The odd sound that erupts from the creatures snout can only be described as a laugh, for that seemed to be the intent, though the shape and feel of it was a far cry from what Jori's understanding of a laugh is. She certainly wasn't laughing.

Bold may act:

Thomas, Guruthos // Sesserak, Kobolds // Joriannika, Hanzo*

Stat Tracker
Global Condition: None |

Global Condition:
Thomas HP: 6/10 AC: 16/12/14 Status:
Guruthos HP: 3/8 AC: 15/13/12 Status: 1pt DEX dmg (no penalty)
Joriannika HP: 3/9 AC: 17/13/14 Status:
Hanzo HP: 0/10 AC: 17-1/13-1/14 Status: 3pt Dex dmg (-1 Penalty); *Disabled (Move or Standard actions only. Std will cause 1pt of damage)

NPCS:
Sesserak HP: ? AC: ?
Kobold (green) HP: ? AC: ?
Kobold (blue) HP: ? AC: ?

Botting Jori and Hanzo

Hanzo lays still staring at the arrow shaft sticking out of him.
"I'd thought about getting a piercing... this really wasn't what I had in mind..."

Joriannika makes a small yelp as the spear grazes around her waist, but a fiery fury sets into her eyes as she focuses on the kobold. Using her rapier, she returns the attack.
"It's impolite to stab people! Use. Your. Words!

Attack: 1d20 ⇒ 14
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Unfortunately, the wound was affecting her form, and her jab missed.

Bold may act:
Thomas, Guruthos // Sesserak, Kobolds // Joriannika, Hanzo

Stat Tracker
Global Condition: None |

Global Condition:
Thomas HP: 6/10 AC: 16/12/14 Status:
Guruthos HP: 3/8 AC: 15/13/12 Status: 1pt DEX dmg (no penalty)
Joriannika HP: 3/9 AC: 17/13/14 Status:
Hanzo HP: 0/10 AC: 17-1/13-1/14 Status: 3pt Dex dmg (-1 Penalty); Disabled

NPCS:
Sesserak HP: ? AC: ?
Kobold (green) HP: ? AC: ?
Kobold (blue) HP: ? AC: ?

Torch will be on ground, but remain lit.

the goblin in front of me should provide soft cover against the archer, shouldn't it?

The goblins could see fury in Thomas' eyes, when he got stabbed. With all his rage he shouted and stabed back after taking a step back.

Attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17
damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

let's hope he gets his internet back soon...

Guruthos takes aim at the archer over the barricade.

bow&arrow: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12
damage: 1d8 ⇒ 6

Well, there aren't any goblins here, but sure the kobold provided soft cover on the archer's last attack.

Thomas thrust his long spear at the small creature, who rasped in agony before slumping to the ground, unmoving, but still breathing rapid, shallow breaths.

The blue kobold is unconscious and dying.

Guruthos takes his shot just a loose rock shifts underneath him, skewing his aim. The arrow ricochets off the low ceiling and clatters onto the ground.

Sesserak's and other Kobolds' turns!

Unconscious kobold is no longer providing soft cover. ;)

The ranged kobold wastes no time in nocking another arrow and, with deadly aim, letting it fly at Thomas.

Attack: 1d20 + 8 + 2 + 1 - 1 ⇒ (6) + 8 + 2 + 1 - 1 = 16(Favored enemy, point blank, deadly aim) Hit!
Damage: 1d4 + 2 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 + 1 + 2 = 9

Seconds after Thomas downs the kobold in front of him, an arrow smacks into him for 9pts of damage, knocking him off his feet...and knocking him unconscious.
The archer kobold does not advance after her target falls.

----

The blue-scaled kobold's breathing remains rapid; it might be breathing even faster. But it's difficult. It will die soon.
The kobold remains dying, taking 1 pt of damage

The greenish-looking kobold takes a quick leaping step to Joriannika's left, then thrusts its spear at her again.
5 ft step, then Std action to attack.
Attack: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 1 = 14
Damage: 1d6 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

But Joriannika wasn't going to let this small reptile get anymore hits on her. She deftly dodges the attack.

Bold may act:

Thomas, Guruthos // Sesserak, Kobolds // Joriannika, Hanzo*

Stat Tracker
Global Condition: None |

Global Condition:
Thomas HP: -3/10 AC: 16/12/14 Status: Unconscious and dying
Guruthos HP: 3/8 AC: 15/13/12 Status: 1pt DEX dmg (no penalty)
Joriannika HP: 3/9 AC: 17/13/14 Status:
Hanzo HP: 0/10 AC: 17-1/13-1/14 Status: 3pt Dex dmg (-1 Penalty); Disabled

NPCS:
Sesserak HP: ? AC: ?
Kobold (green) HP: ? AC: ?
Kobold (blue) HP: -11 AC: 17 Status: Unconscious and dying

You can do it! Trust your instincts! Do a barrel-roll! Play Zelda's Lullaby!

yes, kobold, not goblin, of course! what an aweful archer! +8 to hit before all bonuses...oO

yes, kobold, not goblin, of course! what an aweful archer! +8 to hit before all bonuses...oO

Yeah...she's a bit higher level than you all. But at least you all get to level up after this battle! (Or you all get to have very moving funerals and celebrations of life...I'll remember you fondly.)

Gulp!

Botting again.

Hanzo does nothing but rest, breathing slowly.

Joriannika continues dueling the kobold.

Attack: 1d20 ⇒ 17
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6

Joriannika pierces the kobold which gives a raspy howl of pain before falling over.

Bold may act:

Thomas*, Guruthos // Sesserak, kobolds // Joriannika, Hanzo

Stabilize CON check: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21-3 for points from zero
Thomas stabilizes. He is unconscious but not dying.

Stat Tracker
Global Condition: None |

Global Condition:
Thomas HP: -3/10 AC: 16/12/14 Status: Unconscious but stable
Guruthos HP: 3/8 AC: 15/13/12 Status: 1pt DEX dmg (no penalty)
Joriannika HP: 3/9 AC: 17/13/14 Status:
Hanzo HP: 0/10 AC: 17-1/13-1/14 Status: 3pt Dex dmg (-1 Penalty); Disabled

NPCS:
Sesserak HP: ? AC: ?
Kobold (green) HP: -6 AC: 17 Status: Unconscious
Kobold (blue) HP: -11 AC: 17 Status: Unconscious and dying

The masked elf curses in elvish. If I make it out of this mess alive to complete Mori's training, the first thing I will learn is healing magics.

He once more takes aim at the enemy archer and looses another arrow.

bow: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
damage: 1d8 ⇒ 1

But he can feel the shadow of his goddess looming over he and his companions. Just before he lets the arrow fly, he can hear the sound of a wing in his ear, as if a small, dark bird is setting down upon his shoulder one more time... though no such bird appears.

Fairly certain the messageboard dice-rollers want us all dead.

lucky roles for Joriannika and me. Go, guru, go! That will be very close, the odds are against us.

Forgot to mention, Thomas' light spell ceased when he lost consciousness, obviously.

Green Kobold stabilize check: 1d20 ⇒ 3-1 for distance from zero=2. Fail.
The green kobold's breathing quickens its pace. It is slowly dying. (1 point of damage)

Blue Kobold stabilize check: 1d20 - 6 ⇒ (13) - 6 = 7 for points from zero.
The other kobold's bluish scales are beginning to lose their color, ever so slightly. It doesn't look good at all. (1 pt of damage)

The kobold attacking from range surveys the area for a moment. It apparently judges that Guru is too bad a shot to be considered a risk. It approaches the downed blue kobold, and tends to its wounds, setting down the fine looking shortbow she was using.
Heal: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 = 16
The blue kobold breathes a little easier now.

The blue kobold is now stable, but unconscious.

Bold may act:
Thomas, Guru // Sesserak, kobolds // Joriannika, Hanzo

Hanzo, slowly, painfully, stands up.

Joriannika moves forward, deftly pulling items from pouches, forming a bomb which she lobs at the kobold.

Touch Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14 hit
Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6 fire damage

Her throw is a direct hit, dealing 6 points of damage to the ranged kobold, who, though hurt, is far from yielding. The creatures leers at Jori, releasing a low growl.
The splash damage hits the unconscious kobold, dealing 4 points of fire damage. The blue kobold is charred, and no longer breathing.

Bold may act:
Thomas, Guruthos // Sesserak, kobold // Joriannika, Hanzo

Stat Tracker
Global Condition: None |

Global Condition:
Thomas HP: -3/10 AC: 16/12/14 Status: Unconscious but stable
Guruthos HP: 3/8 AC: 15/13/12 Status: 1pt DEX dmg (no penalty)
Joriannika HP: 3/9 AC: 17/13/14 Status:
Hanzo HP: 0/10 AC: 17-1/13-1/14 Status: 3pt Dex dmg (-1 Penalty); Disabled

NPCS:
Sesserak HP: -6 AC: ? (Touch AC: 14)
Kobold (green) HP: -7 AC: 17 Status: Unconscious and dying
Kobold (blue) HP: -16 AC: 17 Status: Dead

The masked elf snarls, drops his bow, and sprints out to stand over the now-charred remains of the blue kobold, drawing his mithril dagger. "Help him!" he yells to the alchemist, though he isn't specific about which "him" to which he is referring.

dagger: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
dmg: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

He takes a swipe at the kobold, but the wings of the raven are now fully audible above Guruthos' head. His blade swings wide. He knows this is a skilled opponent, and he has little chance of defeating it, but if he can hold the monster off long enough for Jori to do something, anything, there may be a chance. He accepts that now may be his time to meet his goddess, but he will not make it easy.

Sesserak's turn!

While the strange pointy-eared human swings its dagger wildly like a mad, frothing creature, the archer drops her bow and pulls out her spear (granting Guruthos an AoO if he wishes to take it), then stabs it at the masked elf.

Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2

The spear makes contact, dealing 2pts of damage.

Green kobold
Stabilize check: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (19) - 2 = 17
The green kobold's breathing eases a bit; it also seems to be maintaining it's greenish hue.
The green kobold stabilized, but still unconscious.

I will let Guru take his AoO before I bot Jori/Hanzo

Stat Tracker
Global Condition: None |

Global Condition:
Thomas HP: -3/10 AC: 16/12/14 Status: Unconscious but stable
Guruthos HP: 1/8 AC: 15/13/12 Status: 1pt DEX dmg (no penalty)
Joriannika HP: 3/9 AC: 17/13/14 Status:
Hanzo HP: 0/10 AC: 17-1/13-1/14 Status: 3pt Dex dmg (-1 Penalty); Disabled

NPCS:
Sesserak HP: -6 AC: ? (Touch AC: 14)
Kobold (green) HP: -7 AC: 17 Status: Unconscious but stable
Kobold (blue) HP: -16 AC: 17 Status: Dead

EDIT:

Seeing his chance, Guruthos lunges with his mithril dagger.

dagger: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
dmg: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
crit confirm: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17
crit dmg: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

so maybe the messageboard gods don't hate me so much! Adjusted my hp by 2, which leaves me at 1/8.

Don't hate me, but it's unfortunately not a critical hit.

As Sesserak moved around Guruthos, the elf lunged with his mithral dagger, making a decent length gash along the kobold's arm, dealing 5pts of damage.

Botting Joriannika and Hanzo!

Taking the long way around, Joriannika reached the unconscious Thomas. Grabbing the vial, she exclaimed out loud, "I sure hope this isn't something poisonous asp venom!" She then pulls the stopper and pours it down Thomas' gullet.

Hanzo weakly chimes in, "You mean Kobold venom. Wrong reptile." He tries to smile but the effort turns it into more of a grimace. But at least everyone knows he's still Hanzo.

Potion of CMW: 2d8 + 3 ⇒ (1, 7) + 3 = 11
Thomas, having healed 11 points of damage, wakes up feeling refreshed and nearly good as new!

"...not poison, then..." Hanzo mumbles. With a little effort, he has walked up to be near his allies. "...welcome back, Tommy. Enjoy your beauty sleep?"

Joriannika glares at Hanzo a moment before her expression softens.

Bold can act:

Thomas, Guruthos // Sesserak, Kobold // Joriannika, Hanzo

Stat Tracker
Global Condition: None |

Global Condition:
Thomas HP: 8/10 AC: 16/12/14 Status:
Guruthos HP: 1/8 AC: 15/13/12 Status: 1pt DEX dmg (no penalty)
Joriannika HP: 3/9 AC: 17/13/14 Status:
Hanzo HP: 0/10 AC: 17-1/13-1/14 Status: 3pt Dex dmg (-1 Penalty); Disabled

NPCS:
Sesserak HP: -11 AC: 20 (Touch AC: 14)
Kobold (green) HP: -7 AC: 17 Status: Unconscious but stable
Kobold (blue) HP: -16 AC: 17 Status: Dead

I do hate you, but only a little. edit: jk of course.

Glancing to the side and seeing the muscle-bound oracle getting up, Guruthos steps north-west in hopes of getting Thomas in flanking position.

dagger: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
dmg: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

"uh. احساس غریبی میکنم." Thomas gathers himself and found Hanzo still lying next to him and Joriannika over him. They seemed to be talking something, but he couldn't make it out.

Let's improve our odds. Grabbing his spear he stood up and touched Hanzo softly on the shoulder and mumbled some words.
CLW on Hanzo: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

Then he shouts towards Guruthos:"Guru, بازگشت به ایمنی!" He also made clear signs for Guruthos to retreat.

So glad we're all here together again!

Guruthos might have just gotten lucky with his first hit, as his next attack, though close, still only hit air.

Hanzo who was woozily standing near Thomas, felt much better after Thomas' encouraging grip of the shoulder.

Sesserak's turn!

The rolls diagonally past Guruthos to where her bow is, which she picks up. (Calling that a 5ft step; Picking up the weapon is a move action that triggers, so Guruthos gets another AoO, if he wants to use it).

After Guru's AoO, if he takes it...
The kobold whips another small red vial from her side, pulls the stopper out with her teeth and downs it.
(This would normally provoke an AoO, but I assume Guruthos only gets 1 per turn).

Potion of CMW: 2d8 + 3 ⇒ (2, 8) + 3 = 13

Sesserak heals herself and gives the elf a fierce look.

Bold may act:

Thomas, Guruthos // Sesserak, Kobold // Joriannika, Hanzo

Hanzo is no longer disabled. But he does still have a -1 penalty on anything he uses his Dex mod for.

Stat Tracker
Global Condition: None |

Global Condition:
Thomas HP: 8/10 AC: 16/12/14 Status:
Guruthos HP: 1/8 AC: 15/13/12 Status: 1pt DEX dmg (no penalty)
Joriannika HP: 3/9 AC: 17/13/14 Status:
Hanzo HP: 7/10 AC: 17-1/13-1/14 Status: 3pt Dex dmg (-1 Penalty);

NPCS:
Sesserak HP: AC: 20 (Touch AC: 14)
Kobold (green) HP: -7 AC: 17 Status: Unconscious but stable
Kobold (blue) HP: -16 AC: 17 Status: Dead

Full honesty, I'm not fully awake yet so if any of this is like "rules? meh.", let me know, and I'll fix it.

AOO Dagger: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
dmg: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

unless there's some kind of bonus because she's distracted picking up her bow or chugging, I'm guessing I miss.

[dice=AOO Dagger]1d20+4

[dice=dmg]1d4+1

unless there's some kind of bonus because she's distracted picking up her bow or chugging, I'm guessing I miss.

..yep. sorry.

Holy crap, a new GM has appeared! They're multiplying!!!

Hanzo, not usually one to hold a grudge, definitely held a grudge. Letting his daggers fall from his sleeves into his hands, he growled and slashed at the kobold author of his woes (and also injuries).

At least I think that's who's standing by us? If not, I guess he'll just have to move instead.

EDIT: Forgot the penalty!
EDIT EDIT: Forgot Jori goes first!

+1 mithral dagger and flank: 1d20 + 4 - 1 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 4 - 1 + 2 = 21
dmg: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2 D'oh!
SA: 1d8 ⇒ 1 The dicebot definitely wants us dead.

"You and your scaly friends are HISTORY. TOAST. DEAD," he snarled.

But before he could step closer, Joriannika stood with her rapier in hand and a determined gleam in her eyes.

She had considered lobbing a bomb at the foe, but they were too close to the party, and she didn't want to fry her friends again!

"ENOUGH of this! You'd best learn some manners!" she yelled, stepping around to flank the creature (and confusing Hanzo for a moment about who she was talking about).

rapier and flank: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19
dmg: 1d6 ⇒ 5

You'll have to move to get next to the only kobold standing: the archer (the orange circle next to me). Also please don't have Jori burn me to death. I only have 1hp.

Ah, OK. Let's see if I can get the map to work without messing everything up.

Jori magnanimously declines to fry you. XD

She's taking Selective Bomb next level, right?

Hell yes!

Attacked from multiple fronts and looking very worried now, the kobold captain takes a quick step away from the roguish foes, eyes focused on Joriannika. The human had caused her the most pain thus far and therefore must be their leader. As she steps (5ft. step) she nocks an arrow to shoot Joriannika at super-close-range (but also triggers an AoO from Jori!)

Attack: 1d20 + 8 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 8 + 2 + 1 = 15 (f. e., pnt-blnk shot)
Damage: 1d4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 2 + 1 = 4 (f. e., pnt-blnk shot)

But her arrow misses and smacks into the rubble behind Jori.

Bold can act:

Thomas, Guruthos // Sesserak // Joriannika, Hanzo

Stat Tracker
Global Condition: None |

Global Condition:
Thomas HP: 8/10 AC: 16/12/14 Status:
Guruthos HP: 1/8 AC: 15/13/12 Status: 1pt DEX dmg (no penalty)
Joriannika HP: 3/9 AC: 17/13/14 Status:
Hanzo HP: 7/10 AC: 17-1/13-1/14 Status: 3pt Dex dmg (-1 Penalty);

NPCS:
Sesserak HP: -8 AC: 19 (Touch AC: 14)
Kobold (green) HP: -7 AC: 17 Status: Unconscious but stable
Kobold (blue) HP: -16 AC: 17 Status: Dead

To clarify, anyone listed in bold can act in any order. So, Hanzo could totally act before Joriannika when their turns are up. Guruthos and can take his turn before Thomas or vice versa.

1. do we still have a light source? Otherwise I need cast one. 2. Where did they go? I can't see them on the map

Ah, I get it. Thanks, GM!

Joriannika jabbed her rapier at the moving kobold!

rapier + flank (since AOOs precede the triggering action): 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20
dmg: 1d6 ⇒ 5

confirm: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7 Aww.
dmg: 1d6 ⇒ 2

"Take that, you nasty little lizard!" she crowed in Draconic, having just managed to avoid the arrow.

Thomas, your light went out when you lost consciousness. The torch guruthos set on the ground is still providing a fair amount of light. And, while I think we were trying to shift everything down at the same time, I believe you should be able to see everything now.

Guruthos hears the wings of the raven beating behind his head like a drum beat, but now they have renewed his fury. He steps around Joriannika and thrusts his blade at the now-cornered kobold.

AOO Dagger: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
dmg: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

But the anger driving him is too much. He loses focus and his dagger skips harmlessly off the kobold's armor.

Stat Tracker
Global Condition: None |

Global Condition:
Thomas HP: 8/10 AC: 16/12/14 Status:
Guruthos HP: 1/8 AC: 15/13/12 Status: 1pt DEX dmg (no penalty)
Joriannika HP: 3/9 AC: 17/13/14 Status:
Hanzo HP: 7/10 AC: 17-1/13-1/14 Status: 3pt Dex dmg (-1 Penalty);

NPCS:
Sesserak HP: -13 AC: 19 (Touch AC: 14)
Kobold (green) HP: -7 AC: 17 Status: Unconscious but stable
Kobold (blue) HP: -16 AC: 17 Status: Dead