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Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

Then act, Salty. You have three on you. Fajra, the alarm had already sounded.


Male Half Orc Alchemist 8

Salty, very foolishly, keeps figthing.
"I'll make a sauce of you innards, beasts!"
Bite attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13 (-3 because of Dex damage included)
Bita damage: 1d4 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

Gm Screen:

1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 251d4 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 01d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10
---
1d20 + 9 ⇒ (19) + 9 = 281d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 21d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 231d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 21d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 231d4 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1

Salty and the Maid:

"PIIIIIIEEEEEESSSS!" cries the cockerel, foaming, as Eliah somersaults away from his flapping wings.

She manages to find her sword effortlessly.

Meanwhile, Salty manages to take a chunk out of one of the hens. Unless you have a feat for it or something, your bite attack works off of your strength. Your AC drops but your melee to hit doesn't.

The cockerel misses the hapless archeologist, but his companion has a bit more luck. 1 damage, Eliah, and Fort save DC 12 or take 1d4 ⇒ 3 Dex damage.

The cockatrices fixating on Salty return his threat with enraged bocking, attacking him without pause! [ooc]Five damage and 3 DC 12 Forts or take 1d4 ⇒ 4, 1d4 ⇒ 2, and 1d4 ⇒ 4 Dex damage consecutively.


Male Half Orc Alchemist 8

Fortitude Save 1: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18
Fortitude Save 2: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13
Fortitude Save 3: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25
HP: 41 / 55; Dex: 7 / 12
Salty manages to resist the birds attacks. He will keep biting until he is able.
"I'll drink your blood!"
Bite attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10 (-3 because of Dex damage included)
Bite damage: 1d4 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8


HP 39/39 | AC 18 [17 dex penalty] (+5 Armor, +3 Dex; 20 v traps; uncanny dodge) | Touch 13 | FF 15 | CMD 17 | CMB +4 (+8 with Whip) | Init +3 | Fort +3 | Ref +8 | Will +5 | Perception + 12 | Knowledges +12 (Geo +13)
Tracking:
Luck (+3) 13/13 Rnds | Lore Master 1/1 | Spells: L1 5/5 L2 4/4 | Recon Gloves 10/10 Rnds | Arrows 18
Human Archaeologist Bard 6 (Dex 15/17)

Lingering luck: 2 rounds left

One image of Eliah left, sounds like? Damage is noted.

fort save: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19
whew

"Yeah yeah, I get it already, PIES!" Eliah screams in Taldane (common), temporarily forgetting the cockatrice are squawking Thassilonian in her frustration. Easily finding the hilt of her short sword, she rips it from the sheath and slashes angrily at the bird that struck her.

attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (8) + 11 = 19
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
blind miss chance (low is good): 1d100 ⇒ 33

Nice, except for the min damage, but I'll take it!

I believe that's 3 rounds blinded, so I have 2 more :(


Female Sylph Sylph Oracle of Wind L5 | AC(22)16 (T14F13) CMD17 | hp 34/34 | Saves: F1R4W4 | Percep +0 | Invisibility: 45/50 rounds | Status: Normal

More relaxed now in the relatively familiar surroundings of the inn, Pharysene sets to work reweaving her rope (with Mending), now that the job of carrying the wheat back is complete.
"Ah, Max? If you like, I can fix your boot now..." She calls out tentatively.


Male Half Orc Alchemist 8

"Pies?!? Where?!? "


Male Human Paladin (Divine Hunter) 10 | HP 60/60 | AC 27 | T 17 | FF 21 | CMD 29 | Fort +13 | Ref +15 | Will +13 | Init +8 | Perc +14 | Sense Motive +8

Max nods to Pharysene. "Thank you for the offer, I think right now, we should figure out what came this close to the inn before I remove my boot."

Max looks out into the darkness.

GM:
Would I know that there might be some fear producing "thing" around the scratches? I realize I am immune, but like the disease, does it just happen and nothing informs me that there might be something fearful in them? I am hoping there is something.


Male Aasimar (Angelkin) Paladin 5 | Hell Knight Commander 5 | HP 94/94 | AC 25 | T 11 | FF 24 | CMD 26 | Fort +16 | Ref +11 | Will +12 | Init +1 | Perception +17 | Sense Motive +10

Xarl silent since they left decides to follow Tuich in case anything tries to attack her.

As long as none of us are alone I don't think any creature might attack.


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

Kenith knows this is a fear effect. Niu is pretty much immune, and Lupi won't touch it. Anyone who has touched the mark gets glimpses of something that causes them fear... except for the paladins. There is no save, but there is no mechanical effect, either... right now, at least. Sorry about that. Went right over my head. Like that bat in the cabin last night.


The cloud moves over the ground silently, stopping just behind the bow-carrying human. "What is he doing?" asks a quiet voice after a moment. "Looks like he's looking!" answers another. "Definitely looking." "But is he seeing??"

There's a brief pause. "Psst." "Get his attention." "Hey, person." "What do you see?" "Do you know anything about these marks?"


Male Human Paladin (Divine Hunter) 10 | HP 60/60 | AC 27 | T 17 | FF 21 | CMD 29 | Fort +13 | Ref +15 | Will +13 | Init +8 | Perc +14 | Sense Motive +8

"Niulamayu, we've met. My name is Max. And yes, I see the scratches. But, I can't figure out what made them. I was hoping Kenith might know, or perhaps you might have seen them before? If none of us know what they are, not much we can do, but remain alert and no one go off by themselves. Of course, I am no one's boss, so that's up to you."


There's a confused murmur of voices, then it dies down and another one speaks up. "Name!" "It has a name, it says." "That's not important!" "Not what we asked!" "No, indeed not." "Maybe it doesn't speak Taldane?"

Another pause. "Mae'n siarad pobl-dafod?" "O! Dyna syniad!" "Dyna beth ydyw!" "Ydych chi'n siarad pobl-dafod, yna?"

Sylvan:
"Does it speak people-tongue?" "Oh! That's an idea!" "That's what that is!" "Do you speak people-tongue, then?"


Male Human Paladin (Divine Hunter) 10 | HP 60/60 | AC 27 | T 17 | FF 21 | CMD 29 | Fort +13 | Ref +15 | Will +13 | Init +8 | Perc +14 | Sense Motive +8

Max looks at the cloud and then looks around at everyone else.

"I don't speak that language, does anyone else speak it?"


Female Human (Varisian) Oracle 1
Quick Stats:
HP 14/14 (0 NL) | AC 15; T 12; FF 13 | CMD 13 | Fort +2 | Ref +2 | Will +1 | Init +4 | Percept +0 | SS: 7/7 | L1:3/4

Ah. That explains Tuich's sudden feeling of unease and "we're never getting out of here"-ness. I wondered where that was coming from...

And no worries, Xarl; Tuich is right here with the group, pondering the scratches and wondering what we should do about our visitor. She hasn't run off anywhere.

Yet.

Tuich blinks at Niulamayu. "Excuse me, did you know you're suddenly speaking in tongues?"


The cloud emits what sounds like a collective exaggerated sigh. "That answers that." "So it does." "Indeed, it answers it." "How do we communicate with them then?" "They can't read us, either." "How unfortunate for them." "Unfortunate!" "Truly unfortunate!"

Another voice speaks up a bit hesitantly. It enunciates carefully and pronounces each word slowly as if trying to make sure the language is not the barrier to understanding. "We asked..." (there's a short, whispered conference) "We did not ask your name. We only want to know whether you know what made these marks."

There's a short chorus of anticipatory hushing noises as the cloud awaits the answer.


Male Human Paladin (Divine Hunter) 10 | HP 60/60 | AC 27 | T 17 | FF 21 | CMD 29 | Fort +13 | Ref +15 | Will +13 | Init +8 | Perc +14 | Sense Motive +8

I just realized something. Max isn't immune to fear. His Archetype actually subs that Aura of courage out for another special ability. I have the +4 Morale bonus from Xarl and the high saves I have, but I am not immune. Immune to disease yes.


HP 39/39 | AC 18 [17 dex penalty] (+5 Armor, +3 Dex; 20 v traps; uncanny dodge) | Touch 13 | FF 15 | CMD 17 | CMB +4 (+8 with Whip) | Init +3 | Fort +3 | Ref +8 | Will +5 | Perception + 12 | Knowledges +12 (Geo +13)
Tracking:
Luck (+3) 13/13 Rnds | Lore Master 1/1 | Spells: L1 5/5 L2 4/4 | Recon Gloves 10/10 Rnds | Arrows 18
Human Archaeologist Bard 6 (Dex 15/17)

"WHAT?! PIES?? OH.. Its these damn birds, they're using a dead language!"

"Eochniss Ks'vanti ataktcha!!" she shouts in response to the bird's squawks.


Male Half Orc Alchemist 8

"And you are talking about pies? Do they know a recipe?"


Female Kitsune Sorcerer Lvl 10

"I understand you blue cloud. Sadly I have no knowledge of natural creatures but I can take a look and see if a magical critter made the marks." Fajra replies to the Sylvan.
Knowledge Arcana: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (12) + 9 = 21
When I speak another language am I supposed to make up gibberish then translate in a spoiler or is there a 'format' for that?


HP 39/39 | AC 18 [17 dex penalty] (+5 Armor, +3 Dex; 20 v traps; uncanny dodge) | Touch 13 | FF 15 | CMD 17 | CMB +4 (+8 with Whip) | Init +3 | Fort +3 | Ref +8 | Will +5 | Perception + 12 | Knowledges +12 (Geo +13)
Tracking:
Luck (+3) 13/13 Rnds | Lore Master 1/1 | Spells: L1 5/5 L2 4/4 | Recon Gloves 10/10 Rnds | Arrows 18
Human Archaeologist Bard 6 (Dex 15/17)

I don't think there's a standard for speaking different languages Fajra. I'm just doing it for fun :]


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

Then Max feels it only ever so slightly. The fear, I mean.


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

And indeed, Fajra has no idea, either, of what made the marks.

GM SCREEEEEN:

1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 161d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 21d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 21d20 + 9 ⇒ (13) + 9 = 22
---
1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 231d20 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 121d20 + 9 ⇒ (10) + 9 = 191d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 21d4 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 01d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2

Salty and the Maid:

Tuich throws a tantrum with blinded gusto and finds her sword bites flesh... with minimal force.

"FRESH THIS MORNING!" comes the scream of indignation of the cockerel as his hen is struck.

Salty, meanwhile, chomps at the air.

There is a flurry of feathers and wrath. Eliah loses her remaining copy in the chaos and feels a tell-tale beak-clamp. 2 damage and DC 12 fort or take 1d4 ⇒ 2 Dex damage.

Salty, the poor naked man, is assailed without mercy or hesitation. Five damage. Save three times or take 1d4 ⇒ 2,1d4 ⇒ 1, and 1d4 ⇒ 3 Dex damage consecutively.


Male Half Orc Alchemist 8

Fortitude Save 1: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Fortitude Save 2: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25
Fortitude Save 3: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22
HP: 36 / 55; Dex: 7 / 12
Realizing, at last, the futility of his efforts Valaravans makes a withdrawal action to go back towards his equipment and clothes.
"Let me get my shot and I will be right back! Defend yourself! I'll come back!"


HP 39/39 | AC 18 [17 dex penalty] (+5 Armor, +3 Dex; 20 v traps; uncanny dodge) | Touch 13 | FF 15 | CMD 17 | CMB +4 (+8 with Whip) | Init +3 | Fort +3 | Ref +8 | Will +5 | Perception + 12 | Knowledges +12 (Geo +13)
Tracking:
Luck (+3) 13/13 Rnds | Lore Master 1/1 | Spells: L1 5/5 L2 4/4 | Recon Gloves 10/10 Rnds | Arrows 18
Human Archaeologist Bard 6 (Dex 15/17)

Lingering luck: 1 round left

fort save: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13 whew!

Hearing the faint (pop) of her last copy's disappearance, Eliah alters her stance, striking again at the cockatrice, but more cautiously this time.

attacking defensively: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
Miss chance (low still good): 1d100 ⇒ 72

"Gahh!" Eliah misjudges the creatures position (Let's see you fight with no eyesight!) and swings wide. Her frustration is palpable. She then tries to dodge away from her attackers.

acrobatics: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (13) + 15 = 28

current AC = 15

only 1 more round of blindness! x(

Sorry I can't do any more, it's late!


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

I had attempted to post something but I lost internet and I had failed to copy. That always kills morale.
"Then there's nothing more to do here, is there...? Except eat. I can't imagine it's goin' to be any safer out there in the night away from the hearth we can finally use." Lupi relents, holding some of the salvaged wood from the night before.

"We'll have time to puzzle it out later, I hope. If it had wanted to attack us, it could have, I think."

GM Screen:

1d20 + 9 ⇒ (9) + 9 = 181d4 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 01d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 251d4 - 2 ⇒ (3) - 2 = 1---
1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 231d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 21d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 291d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 232d4 - 2 ⇒ (3, 1) - 2 = 2 CONFIRM[/dice][/dice]

Archeo and Cookie:

Having warred and lost with her current adversary, Eliah is very put off and vocalizes her frustration. The cockerel responds by mimicking her voice and her yell in entirety.

Meanwhile, Salty is set upon by two of the birds from earlier as he runs, while one sprints ahead of him, as if mimicking the tactics of frenzying sharks to surround. Still, his things are clear of it... if only just.

The monsters attack yet again, rending flesh and leaving their curse in their wake. [ooc]2 damage to Eliah, 4 to Salty. Eliah and Salty need to save twice or take 1d4 ⇒ 2 and 1d4 ⇒ 2 Dex damage consecutively.


Male Half Orc Alchemist 8

Fortitude Save 1: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18
Fortitude Save 2: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
HP: 32 / 55; Dex: 7 / 12
Salty gets to his things and looks for his "drinks" (potions) and his "shot" (mutagen) while linking his tusks.


HP 39/39 | AC 18 [17 dex penalty] (+5 Armor, +3 Dex; 20 v traps; uncanny dodge) | Touch 13 | FF 15 | CMD 17 | CMB +4 (+8 with Whip) | Init +3 | Fort +3 | Ref +8 | Will +5 | Perception + 12 | Knowledges +12 (Geo +13)
Tracking:
Luck (+3) 13/13 Rnds | Lore Master 1/1 | Spells: L1 5/5 L2 4/4 | Recon Gloves 10/10 Rnds | Arrows 18
Human Archaeologist Bard 6 (Dex 15/17)

swift action: another round of luck. Also my last round of blindness (finally!)

fort saves: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 261d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18
So glad I'm making these saves!

will save vs anger, dc15 cause why not: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 28
Welp, that's a waste of a nat 20.

Eliah is inflamed by the bird's mocking, only adding to the insult of having this much trouble dealing with a pack of overrated chickens! In her head, she says to herself, "Keep calm, your eyes don't work but you can still fight... focus on the sound..." She maintains her stance and strikes again.

attack defensively, damage, miss chance: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 81d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 61d100 ⇒ 66
Aaaand fail :P

AC still 15


HP 39/39 | AC 18 [17 dex penalty] (+5 Armor, +3 Dex; 20 v traps; uncanny dodge) | Touch 13 | FF 15 | CMD 17 | CMB +4 (+8 with Whip) | Init +3 | Fort +3 | Ref +8 | Will +5 | Perception + 12 | Knowledges +12 (Geo +13)
Tracking:
Luck (+3) 13/13 Rnds | Lore Master 1/1 | Spells: L1 5/5 L2 4/4 | Recon Gloves 10/10 Rnds | Arrows 18
Human Archaeologist Bard 6 (Dex 15/17)

I use italics to denote thoughts versus speech.

'Did he say shot..? Why in seven hells does he need liquor at a time like this??'

"Save the celebration for when we survive, Tusks!" Eliah yells, not quite sure which way to face.


Female Human (Varisian) Oracle 1
Quick Stats:
HP 14/14 (0 NL) | AC 15; T 12; FF 13 | CMD 13 | Fort +2 | Ref +2 | Will +1 | Init +4 | Percept +0 | SS: 7/7 | L1:3/4

Still deeply shaken and not understanding why, Tuich nods absently while continuing to stare at the unnerving scratches. "I suppose so, Lupi. Let's go see if we can pull a meal together."


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

Gm Screen:

1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 201d4 - 2 ⇒ (3) - 2 = 11d20 + 9 ⇒ (9) + 9 = 181d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2---1d4 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1
1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 291d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 21d20 + 11 ⇒ (14) + 11 = 251d4 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 01d20 + 9 ⇒ (10) + 9 = 191d4 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1

Salty and Eliah:

Eliah lunges fruitlessly yet again, frustrated beyond belief. The birds are both relentless and elusive.

Salty fares better only because he reaches his things, and better is a relative term.

The cockatrices make their move, surrounding the hapless naked half-orc. 4 damage, 3 saves or take 1d4 ⇒ 1, 1d4 ⇒ 1, and 1d4 ⇒ 3 DEX damage consecutively.

Eliah is not spared, either. 3 damage, and save twice or take 1d4 ⇒ 1 and 1d4 ⇒ 4 Dex damage consecutively.

If at any time you tire or wish, we can skip ahead with you two as statues. ;)


Male Half Orc Alchemist 8

Fortitude Save 1: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
Fortitude Save 2: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15
Fortitude Save 3: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
HP: 28 / 55; Dex: 7 / 12
Surrender? Valaravans is just getting started!
"Eating time!"
Salty drinks his mutagen and a potion of enlarge person, using both his hands. In a couple of seconds Valavarans grows to Large size, and he takes shark characteristics, his large tusks giving place to vicious jaws and his hands turning into cruel claws. He sees the cockatrices and starts salivating... The food is on the table.
AC is now 15


HP 39/39 | AC 18 [17 dex penalty] (+5 Armor, +3 Dex; 20 v traps; uncanny dodge) | Touch 13 | FF 15 | CMD 17 | CMB +4 (+8 with Whip) | Init +3 | Fort +3 | Ref +8 | Will +5 | Perception + 12 | Knowledges +12 (Geo +13)
Tracking:
Luck (+3) 13/13 Rnds | Lore Master 1/1 | Spells: L1 5/5 L2 4/4 | Recon Gloves 10/10 Rnds | Arrows 18
Human Archaeologist Bard 6 (Dex 15/17)

Hey! I can see again! :D

Luck yadayada 2 rounds yadayada

fort saves: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 191d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24
Honestly I expected to miss one of those

Eliah shakes her head, finally clearing the sparks from her vision. As her attackers come into focus, she lunges forward with renewed vigor, emitting a (prematurely) triumphant yell!

attack, not defensive: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (14) + 11 = 251d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

"Hurrah!! Ya f%*@in' chickens!!"


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

And the chickens have one more round, I believe?


HP 39/39 | AC 18 [17 dex penalty] (+5 Armor, +3 Dex; 20 v traps; uncanny dodge) | Touch 13 | FF 15 | CMD 17 | CMB +4 (+8 with Whip) | Init +3 | Fort +3 | Ref +8 | Will +5 | Perception + 12 | Knowledges +12 (Geo +13)
Tracking:
Luck (+3) 13/13 Rnds | Lore Master 1/1 | Spells: L1 5/5 L2 4/4 | Recon Gloves 10/10 Rnds | Arrows 18
Human Archaeologist Bard 6 (Dex 15/17)

I didn't roll for the chickens, but I rolled max for myself so, unfortunately they can probably see again :[


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

Eliah does begin to change the tide by fighting back. Her blade sinks into the wing feathers of one of the hens. Her yell is easily heard by the half orc at his distance.

Salty, meanwhile, mutates in place, transforming into veritable nightmare fodder.

GM Screen:

1d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 101d20 + 9 ⇒ (8) + 9 = 171d20 + 9 ⇒ (12) + 9 = 211d4 - 2 ⇒ (3) - 2 = 11d4 - 2 ⇒ (3) - 2 = 1---
1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 111d20 + 11 ⇒ (17) + 11 = 281d20 + 11 ⇒ (2) + 11 = 131d4 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0

The damnable things retaliate, gouging at Eliah again. Another bird joins the fray on Eliah, too, being that it is no longer blinded or distracted, and the third that had been seeing naught but stars lunges.
She takes two hits.
2 damage, 2 DC 12 Forts or take 1d4 ⇒ 3 and 1d4 ⇒ 4 Dex damage consecutively.

Perhaps it's the intimidation, but only one cockatrice manages to peg him this time around.
Fort or 1d4 ⇒ 3 Dex damage.


Male Half Orc Alchemist 8

Fortitude Save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17
HP: 28 / 55; Dex: 7 / 12
Salty, turn into a orc-shark hybrid, quickly withdraws towards the river, and swims quickly towards Eliah. He tries to remain in the river, out of attack range of the cockatrices, but at the same time near enough distance as to allow him to charge them next turn. The cockatrices will need a bigger boat! :D
Thanks to his Beastform Mutagen Salty now has a 30' swim speed.


HP 39/39 | AC 18 [17 dex penalty] (+5 Armor, +3 Dex; 20 v traps; uncanny dodge) | Touch 13 | FF 15 | CMD 17 | CMB +4 (+8 with Whip) | Init +3 | Fort +3 | Ref +8 | Will +5 | Perception + 12 | Knowledges +12 (Geo +13)
Tracking:
Luck (+3) 13/13 Rnds | Lore Master 1/1 | Spells: L1 5/5 L2 4/4 | Recon Gloves 10/10 Rnds | Arrows 18
Human Archaeologist Bard 6 (Dex 15/17)

1 round luckyyyyy

fort saves: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 211d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7

I finally failed one! D: Dex is now 13/17 T_T At least they don't hurt too much.

Eliah dashes away from her assailants, recognizing the need for space after that last bite!

acrobatics: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (18) + 13 = 31
And she'll cast her last mirror image of the day
images: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

woot


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

While technically it´s too shallow to do that, Imma let this fly, just because the image is hilarious, Salty. But I don´t have my computer right now, and on the spanish keyboard, brackets are a right pain. Especially in the quantity I need to type in dice rolls. Anyone mind if I roll in real life when I get home?


Female Human (Varisian) Oracle 1
Quick Stats:
HP 14/14 (0 NL) | AC 15; T 12; FF 13 | CMD 13 | Fort +2 | Ref +2 | Will +1 | Init +4 | Percept +0 | SS: 7/7 | L1:3/4

Hey, if you can't trust your GM...


Male Half Orc Alchemist 8

Well, Thank you very much! I also think it is a good image. I though it was going to be hard to use his "marine" mutagen. I the DM we trust, but, what is the problem with the Spanish keyboards? I use them all the time!


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

I am almost blind and have to fumble around with positions I am not accustomed to. Not to mention brackets are a pain in the ass.


Male Half Orc Alchemist 8

Well, I am almost blind too, but yes, I am accustomed to the position of the brackets...


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

Thank you for your understanding. Copypasta is fun, but I had a time limit, too. Internet cafes, you know. But I'm here now.

GM Screen:
1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 111d20 + 9 ⇒ (12) + 9 = 211d20 + 9 ⇒ (13) + 9 = 22rl=All redirected. rl=Demoralize[/dice]

Eliah bravely escapes and spells some copies into existence. Said copies swiftly cause a flurry of indignant squawks.

Salty meanwhile transforms into a nightmarish monster and shoots away from the creatures.

One of the hens makes a very loud squealing sound, and the creatures proceed to disengage and run away...

Only to be rebuked by their rooster in the distance with a return cry of
"TWO FOR ONE!" In Thassilonian. At a distance of 90ft, they stop and cluck amongst themselves.

Meanwhile, the creatures dig into Eliah's unfortunate clones, but she manages to stave off all three attacks directed at her.


HP 39/39 | AC 18 [17 dex penalty] (+5 Armor, +3 Dex; 20 v traps; uncanny dodge) | Touch 13 | FF 15 | CMD 17 | CMB +4 (+8 with Whip) | Init +3 | Fort +3 | Ref +8 | Will +5 | Perception + 12 | Knowledges +12 (Geo +13)
Tracking:
Luck (+3) 13/13 Rnds | Lore Master 1/1 | Spells: L1 5/5 L2 4/4 | Recon Gloves 10/10 Rnds | Arrows 18
Human Archaeologist Bard 6 (Dex 15/17)

swift action to keep luck going

Eliah resumes attacking the one she managed to strike last time.

attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 111d6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

Noticing the orc-shark swimming upriver, Eliah eyes widen slightly before she's forced back to focusing on the fight at hand. "Nine hells, just what kind of bloody monster have I been dumped here with?!" she thinks to herself, making a mental note to keep an even closer eye on Salty from now on.

Her move action will be to, once again, dash away towards her pile of stuff.
acrobatics: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (3) + 13 = 16

likely miss. Dang! How is the injured one looking?
heal check: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
I have no idea! I blame the sparkles :p


Male Half Orc Alchemist 8

Salty, transformed into a half Shark monstrosity, charges against one of the Cockatrices attacking Eliah, which can notice EVERYTHING in Valaravans is now much bigger than before, specially his tusks and teeth, which he uses on the enemies attacking her.
"I am back!"
Large Bite Charge Attack Roll: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (13) + 12 = 25
Large Bite Charge Damage Roll: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9


Male Human Paladin (Divine Hunter) 10 | HP 60/60 | AC 27 | T 17 | FF 21 | CMD 29 | Fort +13 | Ref +15 | Will +13 | Init +8 | Perc +14 | Sense Motive +8

I think Salty should get to have lasers on his head when he is a shark.


Male Half Orc Alchemist 8

"L-A-S-E-R-S" :D


HP 39/39 | AC 18 [17 dex penalty] (+5 Armor, +3 Dex; 20 v traps; uncanny dodge) | Touch 13 | FF 15 | CMD 17 | CMB +4 (+8 with Whip) | Init +3 | Fort +3 | Ref +8 | Will +5 | Perception + 12 | Knowledges +12 (Geo +13)
Tracking:
Luck (+3) 13/13 Rnds | Lore Master 1/1 | Spells: L1 5/5 L2 4/4 | Recon Gloves 10/10 Rnds | Arrows 18
Human Archaeologist Bard 6 (Dex 15/17)

That would certainly help with this damn things! What damage would a laser do... 50d6??

50d6 ⇒ (1, 1, 1, 5, 3, 1, 3, 5, 2, 5, 4, 6, 1, 3, 6, 6, 6, 2, 6, 1, 3, 5, 1, 1, 6, 2, 3, 2, 1, 5, 4, 4, 4, 1, 1, 3, 1, 4, 2, 6, 1, 4, 5, 4, 5, 6, 5, 3, 1, 5) = 166

((I think we win :))


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

Bloodied, Eliah.
Eliah took a swing and missed at one of the hens from before. More clucking ensues, but the rooster, for once, is blessedly silent. Probably because he's staring down the sharkpedoe heading their way.
He latches onto said wounded hen because she is on the side.

To be honest, Salty decapitates the little monster. Unsurprisingly, it tastes like chicken.[/ooc]

The rooster caws something without any human sounds, this time.
All of the reinforcements come running back, with only one errant hen even caring enough to lunge at Eliah... only to hit a clone.

GM Screen:

1d20 + 9 ⇒ (8) + 9 = 171d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 101d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 151d20 + 9 ⇒ (10) + 9 = 191d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29 conf1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11
3 hits. 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -11d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 21d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2 Nix one, the rest running. Next turn they arrive.[/ooc]

The rooster manages to jump atop salty and scratch at him, along with the fastest of those he'd been fighting.
3 damage, Salty. And two saves dc 12 or 1d4 ⇒ 4, 1d4 ⇒ 2 Dex damage. KILL ZEM ALL!

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