Seraphimpunk's Way of the Wicked

Game Master Seraphimpunk

i think i'll actually post tonight...

Saio can 5ft step through the doorway and get some cover so as to avoid aoo's after she acts.

Piety sure, he'll swing at ya.
bite: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (18) + 13 = 312d6 + 6 ⇒ (6, 2) + 6 = 14

concentration DC25: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (11) + 12 = 23 ? guessing its like CL6+6cha mod or something.

once he takes his AoO temperance can cast her magic missile. since one was already rolled shall we just keep the 8?

I'll whip the SoB.
also, move action, pull mithril dagger and drop it next to Edwin's square.

whip: 1d20 + 12 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 12 + 2 + 1 = 35
confirm: 1d20 + 12 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 12 + 2 + 1 = 30

damage: 2d8 + 20 - 10 ⇒ (1, 2) + 20 - 10 = 13

He looks really hurt after that.

[r4]: [15: Neji], [5: Brown ], [r5]: [25: Edwin], [20: Leo ], [17: Ash], [16: Saio ], [15: Piety ], [15: Temperance ], [5: Forsythe],

6CL + 5Int mod, so 11 (still fails).

I can't see the map at work, but I assume something is still living within 15' for me to whack:

+- = Rage, Power Attack, Bless(?), Weapon, Big Game Hunter (Ex), Flank (?)
Hammer: 1d20 + 11 - 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 11 - 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 = 31

+ = Power Attack, Weapon
Damage: 1d12 + 9 + 6 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 9 + 6 + 1 = 28

Please feel to correct math or move me to make sense. I can be more valuable when I get home.

you are correct. and you whack. the 18 dmg that gets through burns him through to ash like the other one, just a clunk as the ingot around its neck hits the floor.

::and done::

Ha, those daemons were not match for the infernal blades of Asmodeous. My only regret is that it was so quick. My blood still boils with excitement. Perhaps one of you ladies, or gentlemen, would like to help me... release this passion He smiles a little lasciviously at Piety and Edward.

::Joins communal eye-roll::
I'll help you release Edwin. I assume your passion is stuck between your shoulders and head?

I stop raging and am fatigued for six rounds.
Rejuvenate Eidolon: 1d10 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
Rejuvenate Eidolon: 1d10 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

Edwin? You are boiling? Let me see. Perhaps remove your clothing.

Who is damaged what? I'll go into healing bot mode

All math based on the numbers on the map. Please correct if you see errors.

[r5] Life Link:
• Edwin.......heals 5 (0);
  
• Forsythe....heals Ø (0);
  
• Leo.........heals Ø (-1);
  
• Neji........heals Ø (-3);
  
• Saio........takes 5 (-31).
  

[r15]
• Edwin.......45/45;
  
• Forsythe....27/27;
  
• Leo.........59/60;
  
• Neji........24/24 (63/66);
  
• Saio........39/44.
  

Spent:
1 IH off Saio's wand.
2 casts of Inflict Moderate Wounds

Limping a little over to Saio after the fight:
Me too! Me too! I can use some of your wonderful healing touch. Those claws, um, hurt. A lot. Maybe I'll be a little more cautious next time around.

Whispering while being healed:
Why is he looking at me like that and talking about his passion and boiling blood? I mean, I'm not clueless about guys and their libido, but after slaying demons? Is that a thing? Maybe some kind of enchantment magic or aura these monsters possessed? I didn't recognize the infernal things, so I don't really know what is going on.

Piety is down 14, so a round or 2 of LL plus an infernal healing should do the trick.

She laughed at me being startled when we were in the fight, but at least I don't have blood all over my clothes now.

A few castings of prestidigitation just to be sure. Then she fixes some of Piety's stains with a few more castings and twists the simple magic to brush out a few wrinkles. Piety ignores her, not even realizing Tempy is preening her. Tempy notices people are staring a bit...

It's not that I'm vain. But we need to present ourselves as competent and powerful. So, I need to look completely untouched by anything that has come at us so far to confidently convey that we are a force to be reckoned with. And you should all do the same.

Your beauty should be untouched by violence, but I will revel in the blood of my enemies, let others know that I cut down those who stand in our way.

Miss Saio, your exotic beauty is a wonder to behold

He will grab her close and be all sexy like.

bluff for sexiness: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (12) + 14 = 26

Healing Piety adds a little time and another hit of the IH, but the math should be basically the same. Piety should have an end health of 34/38.

I investigate and tend to Piety's wounds, massaging her body and praying as wounds are transferred from her to me.

Looks like this claw went pretty deep in your breast tissue. Hold still, this may sting some. Perhaps you should wear more armor than this flimsy underwear. A shame, this is quite beautiful? Is this lace? What fantastic support for your size.

Listening to the Piety's whisper while I work:
Sense Motive Piety/Edwin: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (8) - 2 = 6
I can not speak for Edwin, but I too often wish to go to the library upon slaying a demon so I suppose he is excited to do some research. I'm sorry, I will need to remove this to get to the wound...

Edwin, stealing Saio away from Peity midway in state of undress, feels ice cold to the touch and is profusely bleeding steaming black fluid, like some obscene martyr.

Edwin! This is neither the time...

Saio, already highly aroused from the the pain of the healing, kisses Edwin, and slams him against the nearest solid object: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25, perhaps a dead daemon, perhaps a player. Her cold control lost at his forceful grab.

I'll assume Ed is flat footed and perhaps does not resist on the slam.

Each tick of Life Link from Peity driving her deeper into ecstasy. Saio, now mounting Edwin in full and bloody plate, bites him, hard and painful in several places. Writhing as the pain is transferred back to Saio via Edwin's own Life Link. Lost in the pleasure-pain loop grinding and attempting to place Edwin in more and more controlled BDSM positions: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20.
Ed may resist this

As Saio does her thing, Neji enjoys watching the cold and removed precision of a professional investigating another person's health. She particularly enjoys Saio being completely dense to Edwin's comments and advances.
Wow, this girl is dense...probably a virgin...huh, that could be fun... probably not

Hearing both Peity and Siao whisper over Message, while not realizing she just did the same thing,
stupid b%%+@es haha.

Oh yeah Saio, you should totally take Edwin to the LIBIDO to STUDY. Help him research his coc...
WOAH!
That is way better than what I had going.
Get that buckler! Haha look at Edwin's face!
This is kinda hot.

Edwin is more than happy to oblige the mistress of pain. His fangs grow larger as he bites into the oracle.

is there a check for sexy time?

several minutes later, and much more sore...

Now my dear, you know how to celebrate victory, I look forward to more battle like that one

Oh, you're all here too. Well, I suppose we should be moving forward now shouldn't we...

No sex, just attempts to turn you into a submissive while getting off.

You biting would either be punished or stop the session all together. Unfortunately rolls run dangerously close PvP which I'm also not interested in.

If you are good with that Saio happily puts you in your place, then rewards you.

sounds good to me ;) there's like 4 other people to try

i see. so that's what happens when i leave this for too long unattended. right. well. deserve that.

Beyond the wall, you find a spiral stair that rises up. the way looks lit, a green flickering glow filters down the stairs.

you obviously do your bit, your healing, your dirty bits, and can head up as you like . I'll presume you go up, to speed things up.

the stairs go up an interminably long time. lit every twenty feet by green flickering candles in rough iron sconces. the walls of the stairwell are decorated with images of Horsemen ascending to higher planes and slaying celestials.

the stairs finally surface in a large domed chamber, baroquely decorated and adorned everywhere with jagged daemonic iconography and visions of spreading pestilence and mortal suffering. Its a grand chamber eighty feet across at its widest, ninety feet along and rising to its apex in a dome fifty feet high. Low partition walls section off chambers you can't see. Dominating the chamber is a statue , a six armed, winged creature, its head a skull with three eyes and a horn that rises from its forehead, dark wings sprouting from its back like an unholy aura in stone. He holds three knives and three bowls , and leers eyeless over the altar, the picture of brutal alien malice.

The green stone of the altar is stained black in many places, There's a reservoir at the base of the statue. Completely out of place are the heavy silver chains that bind the altar and connect to a heavy argent seal pressed with the holy sunburst of blessed Mitra -- the Silver Seal.

Opposite the statue, on the other end of the chamber, an open balcony overlooks the surrounding countryside. From here you can see the other strange jagged hills that rise around the Horn. The hills seem almost to be bowing as if each of these ancient stone giants recognize they are lesser than the grand and magnificent spectacle that is the Horn of Abaddon.

A light circles the room at the dome level, a crackling ball of shining light fifteen feet across roils like a sun around the dome. As you come in and briefly have a chance to take in, the ball freezes in place. Everyone but piety, saio, and temperance notice. too busy staring in awe at the statue of Vetra Kali at the end of the hall, to look up at the flickering light.

Ash and Forsythe recognize it as a lightning elemental

[r1]:[19: Ash], [18: Leo], [16: Edwin], [10: Neji], [9: Forsythe], [6: Piety (surprised)], [6: Temperance (surprised)], [3: Saio (surprised)]

[r2]: [32: elemental],
[i]the ball leaps at Leo, pushing him in the direction of the balcony as it flies by. pushing him back 20 ft.

bull rush vs DC 18 : 1d20 + 27 ⇒ (12) + 27 = 39

I can barely hurt it! its got no anatomy. Its one massive spark. Its going to be a bit hard to hurt with any kind of weapon!

DR 5/- , immune to precision damage & flanking

Ash swigs his extract of Fire Breath. and moves forward 30.

crap, its +10 ft. up and i can only reach +5 ft. up. I'm going to channel negative energy to harm the living excluding as needed.

3d6 ⇒ (6, 1, 4) = 11
will save: 1d20 ⇒ 9 it fails and takes all 11 damage.

Someone bring it down, or get me up to it, or i'm going to have to start shooting it with my damned bow!

well, i can try and hit it at least, but its too big and flying to trip!

swift, i'll enhance the whip to flaming so some of the damage will go through.

+1 flaming whip: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 191d8 + 7 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) + 7 + (6) = 15

a 19 does hit. its got the DR against 9 , so only 4 goes through, and 6 fire.

21 dmg

ash remember its surprise round, luckily stopping at its threatened squares also means that was a 5 ft step.

[r1]: [16: Edwin], [10: Neji], [6: Piety (surprised)], [6: Temperance (surprised)], [3: Saio (surprised)]

[r2]: [32: elemental], [19: Ash], [18: Leo], [9: Forsythe],

I assume I still have Long Arm? It lasts 4 mins. If so I threaten 15'.

I cast Evolution Surge, Lesser, Resistance (Ex) Electrical (5). I start to take on some physical aspects of the elemental.

curses, I have little to combat this threat. Come at me, beast!

Ready to attack if its in range

attack: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (1) + 15 = 16

it would take more than 4 minutes, you probably climbed up the stairs, cautiously checking for traps, it took at least 10 minutes. if you would have recast it before surfacing into the next zone, go ahead and do that.

Nah, I'll be normal armed then. I don't think I would have known to cast it, but I would have re-cast Shield (and other standard boofs), which is in the same pool, so I'll take that retcon.

oops, i guess that means its my turn.

[r2]: [19: Ash], [18: Leo], [9: Forsythe], [16: Edwin (READY)], [10: Neji], [6: Piety], [6: Temperance ], [3: Saio ]

[r3]: [32: elemental],

The elemental continues to try and bull rush Leo off the ledge. Provoking from Forstyhe because she has reach.

Forsythe@aoo: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (14) + 10 = 241d8 + 7 + 1d6 ⇒ (4) + 7 + (3) = 14 hits. 6 dmg and 3 fire go through.

elemental bull rush: 1d20 + 17 + 3 + 10 - 9 ⇒ (9) + 17 + 3 + 10 - 9 = 30 beats it by 10 and pushes Leo back ten feet. to the edge of the ledge.

I'm getting the f@#+ out the way. I run under it across to the other side.

Elemental AoO: 1d20 + 17 + 3 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 17 + 3 + 10 = 49

it sparks, and zaps you, nearly launching you over the edge, you're tripped and prone in the square.

fuuuuuck.
I stand up and 5 ft step under it.

I move up just within reach and breath fire on the elemental

Elemental @ reflex: 1d20 ⇒ 15

fire breath: 4d6 ⇒ (2, 1, 5, 6) = 14 fire, so probably just 7 fire damage.

swift: 1 fervor for Weapon of Awe
move up within reach ( draws an aoo )

you discover it doesn't have combat reflexes. it already took an AoO to trip leo.

+1 flaming whip of awe : 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 141d8 + 7 + 2 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) + 7 + 2 + (5) = 17 misses.

everyone else is up.

[r2]: [16: Edwin ], [10: Neji], [6: Piety], [6: Temperance ], [3: Saio ]

[r3]: [32: elemental], [19: Ash], [18: Leo], [9: Forsythe],

anyone have any idea how to get it down or me up? We have to get close to it.

I will move up and ready to attack if it comes close.

attack: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (11) + 15 = 26

damage: 1d6 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13

Do lightning elementals have a sense of humor?

Kn: Planes: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (18) + 13 = 31

Yes, I believe they do.

Alright, well lets see if he thinks I'm funny...

Tempy casts HL on the elemental, DC 23 Will Save, but he gets a +4 from being a different type.

My little snake familiar will unmeld.

Dig around in my pack for a scroll of feather fall.

He does so, grabbing it out of a scroll case and holding it out to anyone that wants to grab it.

If the elemental is *not* laughing hysterically after Tempy does her thing (I'll delay till after her), then...

I'll take the scroll from the snake, step forward a bit and ready to cast it if Leo gets knocked off the edge.

If it is laughing, then I'll just continue to delay.

Who do I need to heal for what? Could I get a summary please?

I cast Doom on the elemental. DC15

I'll summon a Air Elemental, Small (I assume I can only summon four classical elements?), flyby attack and generally try to distract the large elemental from Leo by blowing inappropirately on the larger elemental:
Slam: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

and I move up.

elemental@hideous laughter: 1d20 + 5 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 5 + 4 = 27

Edwin readies for it to come at him. It doesn't seem to find you amusing. After which Piety grabs the scroll and readies to cast it on Leo. Saio steps forward attempting to cast Doom on it.

elemental@doom: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15

which it also shruggs off. Neji then moves up and uses summon monster II to summon a small air elemental you're not limited here as you are to the core book. if you'd like to summon a substitute elemental from one of the other bestiaries, it just needs to be in one of the bestiaries. The small _____ elemental you summon flies up, trying to attack the huge lightning elemental, but it ignores it like a flea.

elemental@leo,bull rush: 1d20 + 17 + 3 + 10 ⇒ (11) + 17 + 3 + 10 = 41

The elemental arcs into electricity again, slamming into Leo to lift him off his feet and over the ledge. Pushing him out 15 ft. past the ledge as suddenly gravity begins to weigh down on him as he comes off the momentum from the elementals shove, Piety casts feather fall on Leo, as he falls 50 ft. before smashing (lightly) into the side of the horn. passing countless jutting lesser spires that thrust from the horn. their words. not mine. . if he'd like he can attempt a Reflex save to catch hold and arrest his fall. Since its from a scroll, the spell will only safe fall you 60 ft. I suggest trying to catch on. otherwise you fall off the ledge of the cliff and have a lot more than 10 ft. to go...

leo@reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12

[r3]: [19: Ash], [18: Leo], [9: Forsythe], [16: Edwin ], [6: Temperance ], [6: Piety], [6: Neji], [3: Saio ]

[r4]: [32: elemental],

F+@@. he's not going to make it.

I engage my wing contraption, my leathery mechanical looking wings sprout from my red longcoat, and I move 60 ft. to try and fly after leo and catch him. I can make it right out of the elemental's reach this round, right over where leo almost landed.

elementalAoO@ash: 1d20 + 16 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 16 + 3 = 34
damage: 2d6 + 5 + 1d8 - 1 ⇒ (2, 5) + 5 + (1) - 1 = 12 12 normal goes through, 1 electricity doesn't penetrate the tieflings naturally thick hide.

I'm going slow falling! can't i get another reflex save to catch on to something!

reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23

Nope, sorry, you only get one, you failed your save and start to fall three hundred feet to the canopied forest below. [ooc]

[ooc]feather fall is a close ranged spell anyway, they were too far back to cast it on you anyway. its fine, it worked this once randomly,. so you don't take damage for the 50 ft. but you do take damage for the 300 ft. unless you can do something. the prd and online seem to list it as 500 ft. the first round, 1000 ft. per round after that.

I channel to heal myself if i'm hurt... i don't think i'm actually at -9hp, i presume i'm uninjured at 60 since i was fresh. but since i'm not hurt yet, i don't know what I can do... ready to channel when i hit, try and hit feet first?

I should have bought boots of the cat somehow...

falling damage:

I rolled damage. i know what hp he's at, if he's alive at all. since he's out of sight for the group, I won't spoil the surprise. you can either try and fly down to check him, or continue to fight the elemental, or ::mwahahaha:: split the party.

he's still in range. so i'll try and whack it.

+1 flaming whip: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 221d8 - 5 + 7 + 1d6 ⇒ (7) - 5 + 7 + (3) = 12

i think that's a hit. i'll also use fervor to cast shield of faith on myself. bringing my ac up to 24, and my CMD to 20.

[r3]: [16: Edwin ], [6: Temperance ], [6: Piety], [6: Neji], [3: Saio ]

[r4]: [32: elemental], [19: Ash], [18: Leo], [9: Forsythe],

edwin, are you going to ready again or anything? y'all are up.

Summary: You climbed up hundreds of feet of stairs. Prepped a little with some minor buffs like shield, before popping up and into the chamber (description of chamber somewhere up above). A whirling sun in the semi planetary dome above sparked to life. turning from a glowing mystical ball of light, into a frenzied lightning elemental, before flying down and ramming itself into Leo as fast as a lightning bolt. Staying 10 ft. above the ground ( hittable with reach weapons ), its pushed Leo back halfway to the ledge before half the party can react to it being there. It pushes him back and practically bounces him off the ledge. He tries to move away while others are attacking it, but gets tripped by it. Then it shrugged off the hideous laughter and doom, and bull rushed Leo off the ledge. Ash tries to chase after him on wings, but has to standard action activate them, and move action fly 60 ft. out the Horn, taking a swipe from the Elemental as he does so. Neji has summoned a small air elemental to harry the creature, but it cannot be flanked. The elemental doesn't seem concerned with swatting at the small air elemental, nor at neji during his concentration for the spell-like ability Summon Monster II. Forsythe and Ash have done some damage to it, but its a glowing pulsing being of light wind and electricity. its hard to tell how hurt it is.