[PFS] We Be Goblins Too! (Inactive)

Game Master StephNyan

Yes, sorry! But one square back, so to not be in range of an AoO when he quaffs his potion :-p

Posting for Reta.

Reta looks for a way to get on Pa Munchmeat's other side, like chief Chuffy suggested, but sees no quick way to do so without risking at stab from the flaming spear.

Instead of taking the risk, Reta decides to attack Pa Munchmeat with a slash of her dogslicer.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20 Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Fire Damage: 3d6 ⇒ (5, 2, 6) = 13
Reta, Reflex DC 15 to negate damage: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14

The flaming sphere rolls five feet so it hits Reta, and burns her badly. Pa Munchmeat then tries to hit Reta with his flaming spear.

Flaming spear: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 22 Damage: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12 Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

The flaming spear hits Reta in her neck, and she drops the the ground. Meanwhile the flaming sphere disappears.

Turn progression - round 14:
Reta -8/30HP (Bleeding)
Poog
Chuffy 16/26
Mogmurch 13/23 HP
Pa Munchmeat -43HP

You're all up again. Reta will have to roll a DC 10 Constitution check, using her negative HP as a penalty, to stabilize.

Map's updated.

I healed chuffy for 10 to full hp last round.

Poog moves a bit closer and aims the wand again.
"Sound stick great fun."

Sonic dmg: 1d8 ⇒ 2
Map

Seeing Reta fall, Chuffy decides to not get closer, taking a quick step back, he pulls one of the beads off his necklace and hurls it.

5d6 ⇒ (1, 2, 2, 2, 2) = 9

5' back, FIREBALL! Red dots indicate fireball location

"Chief show you how to burn"

Burn

@Poog: Thanks for reminding me!

Fort DC 14 or stunned: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17
Reflex DC 14 for half fire damage: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14

Pa Munchmeat is hit by the attacks of Poog and Chuffy, and realizes he stands no chance against the remaining goblins. Using his wild shape ability Pa Munchmeat turns into a giant bat, and flies off into the direction of Mosswood.

Stabilize, Reta: 1d20 + 2 - 8 ⇒ (17) + 2 - 8 = 11

Reta stabilizes, but remains unconscious.

By killing Guffy and forcing Pa Munchmeat to retreat back to Mosswood, the heroes are victorious in their quest. Of course, Pa Munchmeat might well return at a later date to seek revenge upon those who thwarted them. But to goblins, a victory today is more important than repercussions tomorrow.

The farm continues to burn, and the heroes see two turkey vultures fly off from the cupola on top of the farm. The fire eventually stops, and the goblins salvage the valuables that have remained. They find 275 gp, a cage containing the burned remains of a dead animal (the animal still wears an amulet of natural, armor +1 around its neck), a gold needle (worth 100 gp). There are some remains of gourds of fire burping, but those cracked during the fire and helped to intensify it.

Amidst the remains of the hoo-hoo's nest the goblins find some burned eggs. Or rather, what's left of the hoo-hoo's eggs. All mini hoo-hoos inside have died.

I'll let you know all the valuables you could find inside the house, except for the gourds and owlbear eggs, survived the fire. So the gold reward on your chronicle sheets isn't affected by the fire.

I decided to speed up the burning of the house so you could salvage the valuables, but you may still explore the Hen House before you return to the Birdcrunchers. What will you do?

The map's updated.

Yes, by being very, very much goblin like, Poog has now got to run this map in order to get a hoo-hoo as animal companion :P, yay!!

No one expressed interest in the Hen House, so I'm concluding this module:

Coming off their victory, the heroes might take a greater interest their new role as leaders of the Birdcruncher tribe. The Birdcrunchers already viewed them as heroes for their performance in the dares, but returning from the Munchmeat farm victorious secures their role in Birdcruncher history as the greatest goblins of all time—especially because they return with some gourds of fire burping to share with the tribe!

How about the baked eggs and bacon from the boat? :)

"And the goblins ate bacon and baked eggs happily ever after."