Elris the Hawk Eye |
"Agreed. Even though I'm not as in tune with nature as most would think, it's still better to not do anything stupid involving it."
Keeping his bow at the ready, Elris moves in behind Ilvan, readying to attack any hostiles.
"I do have to say though, the Blakros family does have interesting finds. I may come back when the museum is open to the public."
DM DoctorEvil |
The doors open onto a vast hall draped in shadowy cobwebs and filled with haphazardly placed statues. The air is heavy with dust. Any noise echoes hollowly among the figures, some swathed in thick coverings like misshapen beasts, others bare and uncovered, all coated in a thick layer of dust. Leering visages loom out of the darkness, fearsome wooden and stone faces carved in grimaces and scowls.
The room has a 20-high ceiling and holds a dazzling collection of sculptures, effigies, and statues of different sizes, some draped in sheets. The door you opened has a wooden sign reading "Scriptorium - Quiet Please" draped on the back.
As you open the door, two statues flanking either side, spring to life and move to attack with stone longswords.
Elris: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16
Tad: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14
Swayaah: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
Dvalin: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10
Helm: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16
Caryatid 1: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2
Caryatid 2: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (5) - 1 = 4
DM DoctorEvil |
Hall of Forgotten Monuments - Round 1
16 Elris
16 Helm
14 Tad
10 Dvalin
6 Swayaah
4 Caryatid 2
2 Caryatid 1
Looks like all the party is up first against the columns.
Elris the Hawk Eye |
Elris, not knowing as to what these things are, will delay until someone tells him as to what these things are.
"These don't look normal!"
Swayaah Maelerant |
Oh, this is gonna suck.
"Huh. Statues." Swayaah shrugs, waves off Ilvan and rolls into the room. As she does so, she draws her earthbreaker.
Acrobatics vs AoO: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
In her mind she was rolling, but it's more of a drunken swagger.
She swings at the western statue.
Mwrk Cold Iron Earthbreaker, Power Attack: 1d20 + 8 - 2 ⇒ (20) + 8 - 2 = 26
Damage: 2d6 + 4 + 6 ⇒ (6, 2) + 4 + 6 = 18
Crit Confirm: 1d20 + 8 - 2 ⇒ (2) + 8 - 2 = 8
Damage: 2d6 + 4 + 6 ⇒ (2, 4) + 4 + 6 = 16
Dang, would have been worth the sacrifice if that had crit!
Swayaah's Earthbreaker crashes against the statue.
Dvalin Stormforge |
Round 1 Inquisitor's Direction 1/5
Knowledge (Arcana): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
Dvalin will use Inquisitor's Direction and forgo all actions this round to give Haste to Swayaah for 1 round ... Hit 'em again Swayaah :-)
Swayaah Maelerant |
Sadly I moved, so I can't use Haste for the extra swing. I will take that AC bonus though!
Helm Akodo |
Unless they have combat reflexes, they should still be flat-footed and hopefully not get an AoO.
Helm follows the intrepid Swayaah into the room, his katana ready to cut down the statues. However, it clanks harmlessly into one of the other obstacles in the room.
katana (cold iron)(two-handed)(power attack): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 81d8 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12
Thadeus "Tad" Underfoot |
Kn Arcana: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24
Seeing the statues come to life, Tad calls out, "Watch out! You'll break your...oh, crap."
Tad quickly follows the others inside before the statues can react. Moving past Swayahh (double move) Tad hopes some of his special bullets will penetrate the stone golems.
Dvalin Stormforge |
Sadly I moved, so I can't use Haste for the extra swing. I will take that AC bonus though!
Rats ... forgot about that. Dvalin can keep it up for another 4 rounds though if it looks like she can get in the extra attack next round :-)
DM DoctorEvil |
Hall of Forgotten Monuments - Round 1 - continued
Elris is quick enough to react first to the living statues, but instead he hesitates, trying to determin what they are.
Helm leaps into combat with the statue, hoping to strike first. He swings his katana, but it catches another object on the backswing and misses completely.
The statues, which Tad recognizes as dangerous to the group's weapons, are slow to react, and the gunslinger slips into the next room before they can ready their stone weapons completely.
Entering a reflective state, Dvalin divinely is able to send a tactical advantage to the mighty Swayaah, granting her quickened speed.
The tiefling pounces into the room swinging her earhtbreaker at the statue on her left. The mighty hammer pounds into the stone warrior with a resounding clang, chipping some stone off the target, but the damage done to the earthbreaker is massive. The large stone head hangs by a sliver after the resounding blow.
Caryatid 2 swings at Helm, but the stone sword just swishes over his head as he ducks out of the way.
Caryatid 1 counterstrokes against Swayahh, the blade caroming off her armor, leaving her alerted but unharmed.
End of Round 1
Shatter Weapon, MW earthbreaker: 3d6 ⇒ (2, 5, 3) = 10
Caryatid 2 longsword: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15
Caryatid 1 longsword: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15
I am a bit shaky on the rules for breaking weapons. It appears from the table, that ordinary two-handed haft weapons like earthbreaker have 5 hardness and 5 hp. The 10 damage above should then cause the weapon to be ruined. If someone has an alternative argument, post a link to back it up and I'll consider.
Helm Akodo |
Is Tad going to share with the group that these things can hurt our weapons? He started to say it, but now that he knows, I'd rather not ruin my toys!
Dvalin Stormforge |
Round 2 Inquisitor's Direction 2/5
Cold iron has a hardness of 10 and 30 HP per inch thickness ... so I believe that an Earth Breaker would have at least 30 HP and the first 10 damage would be reduced by the hardness, so Swayahh's EB should be undamaged?
Dvalin continues to hasten Swayahh's actions ...
Thadeus "Tad" Underfoot |
I assumed Tad calling out, albiet belatedly, was enough. "Careful, these creatures can break your weapons!
Tad takes a move action to apply an acid flask to his cartridge (grenadier ability), spends a grit for Up Close adn Deadly, and then fires at the statue attacking Swayaah.
Touch attack firearm: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
damage: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (4) + (1) + (6) = 11
Helm Akodo |
Helm, not wanting to break the blade of his mentor, steps back from the creatures, glad he hadn't struck it the first time.
He pulls a flask of acid from his bandolier and tosses it at the southern-most statue, hitting it dead on.
acid flank: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 241d6 ⇒ 5
CRIT?: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 191d6 ⇒ 4 Can acid flasks crit? If so, 9 dmg
miss direction, if needed: 1d8 ⇒ 5
Swayaah Maelerant |
Swayaah hops as the earthbreaker slams into the statue, but feels the feedback bounce against her weapon.
"Oh thank goodness I upgraded this armor..." She mumbles as the statue's blade glances against her.
Swayaah's AC is 17 thanks to Dvalin's haste ability.
Dvalin notes that this cold iron weapon may be OK. My next action will depend on whether or not the earthbreaker is broken.
"A little late there, Tad. Luckily, this earthbreaker is OK?" Swayaah giggles as she quickly swings the earthbreaker at the statue she hit before, hoping to get more use out of it.
Earthbreaker, Power Attack, Haste: 1d20 + 7 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 7 - 2 + 1 = 15
Damage: 2d6 + 3 + 4 ⇒ (2, 1) + 3 + 4 = 10
Earthbreaker, Power Attack, Haste: 1d20 + 7 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 7 - 2 + 1 = 12
Damage: 2d6 + 3 + 4 ⇒ (4, 6) + 3 + 4 = 17
Swayaah notices as the head is hanging on by a thread. "Wow. Um, not gonna use my claws on those. I'll sit pretty and keep them distracted for now."
Going Full Defense to put my AC at 21.
Elris the Hawk Eye |
"I don't have much to help against these things!" Elris shouts as he nocks an arrow, and lets it fly towards the statue by the doorway.
Point Blank Deadly Aim Shot: 1d20 + 6 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 6 + 1 = 27
Crit Confirm: 1d20 + 6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 6 + 1 = 8
damage: 1d8 + 2 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 2 + 2 + 1 = 9 Piercing
DM DoctorEvil |
Hall of Forgotten Monuments - Round 2 - continued
I had not picked up that the earthbreaker was cold iron, only MW. As such, I agree with Dvalin, it is undamaged after last round.
Elris is able to fire a quality shot, even through the doorway. From behind it strikes the stone statue, chipping a bit off.
Helm reserves his katana, and instead steps back and tosses a flask of acid at the living statute. The acid hits it squarely, falling all over the surface, but even so, it only has little effect.
Tad fires his pistol after applying an acid flask to it. The enhanced bullet hits the target, but the stone deflects some of the projectiles damage.
Dvalin's trance-like state continues as his concentration passes along extra speed to Swayaah.
The girl uses the speed to good advantage, swinging twice. Her first swing connects with the stone statue again making that ringing sound and shuddering the haft of her weapon, a small crack developing this time.
The southernmost statue advances just a bit to behind Swayaah. Both statues swing in unison at the flanked warrior. The first shot hits for 7 hp damage but the second clangs against the floor harmlessly.
End of Round 2
Cold Iron EB shatter: 3d6 ⇒ (4, 3, 6) = 13
Column 2, flanking: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 8 + 2 = 20
Column 1, flanking: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 8 + 2 = 13
Dmg, Swayaah: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
The EB now has 3 hp damage, but as it is cold iron, it has 30 hp, so remains fully functional.
Elris the Hawk Eye |
Stepping into the doorway to get a better shot, the elf fighter draws another arrow and fires at the statue he fired on earlier!
Point Blank Deadly Aim Shot: 1d20 + 6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 6 + 1 = 9
Damage: 1d8 + 2 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 2 + 2 + 1 = 11
Dvalin Stormforge |
Round 3 Inquisitor's Direction 3/5
Dvalin continues his trance to speed Swayaah's combat ...
Swayaah Maelerant |
Swayaah frowns as she sees the crack form on her earthbreaker. "Well, not using my claws on these, so I'll keep 'em distracted." Swayaah continues to focus on the statue she's walloped so far.
Earthbreaker 1, Power Attack, Haste: 1d20 + 8 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 8 - 2 + 1 = 16
Damage: 2d6 + 3 + 4 ⇒ (4, 6) + 3 + 4 = 17
Earthbreaker 2, Power Attack, Haste: 1d20 + 8 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 8 - 2 + 1 = 10
Damage: 2d6 + 3 + 4 ⇒ (6, 4) + 3 + 4 = 17
AC is 17 due to haste. Earthbreaker took 3 damage so far.
Helm Akodo |
Seeing his acid flask had little effect, Helm draws a finely-crafted bow, knocks an arrow, and fires.
longbow atk: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 171d8 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10
Thadeus "Tad" Underfoot |
Tad squints at the damage his bullet did the statue and grimaces. "The things are tough SOB's. Gonna have to go nitro on em," Tad grumbles. He pulls a flask from his bandolier and takes a long pull.
Drink Extract: Targeted Bomb Admixture
move 5' back
DM DoctorEvil |
Hall of Forgotten Monuments - Round 3 - concluded
Elris steps nearer the doorway to find the right line of sight, but the moving statue defeats his shot, and his arrow caroms harmlessly off the stone armor.
Helm, after throwing acid last round to limited effect, switches to his longbow as well. He finds shooting into the melee scrum problematic, as his shot also fails to score a hit.
I don't see the shooting into melee penalty or Precise Shot feat, so with the penalty, Helm's shot is a miss.
Seeing how touch the statues are, Tad starts to think its time to bring out the big guns. He starts mixing an explosive cocktail, stepping back out of the blast radius.
Dvalin's concentration continues, his thoughts divinely speeding up the movements of Swayaah.
Despite the damage she's doing to her weapon, Swayaah continues to hammer on the statues, her first blow striking solidly, even though her second fails to connect. The hammer blow does seem effective as large cracks are now visible snaking across the surface of the first statute warrior. The weapon takes 3 more HP (total of 6) as it smashes into the stone.
The two columns continue to flank the hammer wielding warrior, both taking turns attacking her once again. While the cracked statue misses, the less damaged on hits her hard for 10hp dmg.
End of Round 3
Shatter Weapon dmg: 3d6 ⇒ (2, 5, 6) = 13
Caryatid 2, flanking: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 8 + 2 = 22
Caryatid 1, flanking: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 8 + 2 = 11
Dmg, Swayaah: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
Swayaah Maelerant |
I'll assume Dvalin hastes me. If not ignore the second attack and remove -1 from my AC and attack.
As another crack forms, Swayaah frowns. "I'm smashing you guys long before you smash my earthbreaker!"
Earthbreaker 1, Power Attack, Haste: 1d20 + 8 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 8 - 2 + 1 = 15
Damage: 2d6 + 3 + 4 ⇒ (2, 5) + 3 + 4 = 14
Earthbreaker 2, Power Attack, Haste: 1d20 + 8 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 8 - 2 + 1 = 16
Damage: 2d6 + 3 + 4 ⇒ (3, 6) + 3 + 4 = 16
Geez, these rolls
6 Damage on the Earthbreaker so far.
Elris the Hawk Eye |
Point Blank Deadly Aim Shot: 1d20 + 6 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 6 + 1 = 14
Damage: 1d8 + 2 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 2 + 2 + 1 = 6
The elf fires again at the same statue while keeping an eye on his team mate in between the Rocky monstrosities.
"Can someone hurry up and destroy these things?! Swayaah isn't in the best of positions there!"
Dvalin Stormforge |
Round 4 Inquisitor's Direction 4/5
Indeed, Dvalin continues to provide haste to Swayaah ... Next round is the last though
Helm Akodo |
Seeing all his other attacks fail, Helm has no choice but to risk his katana, a blade of pure cold iron his mentor had given him.
"HiYAAAA!" he yells.
katana (cold iron)(two-handed)(power attack): 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 5 + 2 = 181d8 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11
Now flanking with Swayaah, which should help her attacks.
DM DoctorEvil |
Hall of Forgotten Monuments - Round 4 - continued
Elris fires once again from the doorway, his precise shot strikes the meleeing statue, and chips a piece off the easternmost, less damaged one.
Helm also attacks the same living statue with his katana. His strike is powerful but blunted by the stone recipient, and the shimmer back up the blade makes him cringe with concern.
The katana takes 2 hp damage. Cold iron has 30hp, so a bit of damage. I am skipping Tad in the order, but will let him have his action before the bad guys go again (if any survive).
Dvalin's concentration continues to speed up Swayaah's actions and she plants one attack on the first statue, the earthbreaker shattering the stone into dozens of fragments as the enemy falls. Swayaah pivots, moving unnaturally fast, and releases a blast on the second enemy, also knocking a chunk from it. Both hits reverberate down the length of her weapon, causing it to notch further.
The earthbreaker takes only 2 dmg total, now 8/30 dmg. Remember when it takes half HP it gets the broken condition. Waiting on Tad, then the remaining guardian will go.
Shatter weapons, helm: 3d6 ⇒ (1, 6, 5) = 12
Shatter Weapons, Swayaah hit 1: 3d6 ⇒ (4, 5, 1) = 10
Shatter Weapons, Swayaah hit 2: 3d6 ⇒ (2, 4, 6) = 12
Thadeus "Tad" Underfoot |
Tad takes careful aim and chucks a targeted bomb at the remaining statue.
Bomb vs touch: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10 tareted bomb, so no splash damage and double INT bonus to damage
Damage: 2d6 + 3 + 3 ⇒ (3, 3) + 3 + 3 = 12
DM DoctorEvil |
Hall of Forgotten Monuments - Round 4 - concluded
Tad's explosive concoction flies through the air and crashes into the remaining statue with a loud crumping burst. When the smoke clears, the statue is still functional but it looks ready to burst with another solid hit.
Turning to attack Helm the statue swings with its stone blade. The blade bangs into the samuari warrior, but his armor protects him from any harm.
End of Round 4
Column 2, longsword: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16
Dvalin Stormforge |
Round 5 Inquisitor's Direction 5/5
Dvalin continues to provide haste to Swayaah hoping she can end the threat very soon ...
Swayaah Maelerant |
"Who put these statues in here, anyway? How did they fit through the door?" Swayaah ponders for a moment, right before she gets another jolt of divine speed.
Earthbreaker 1, Power Attack, Flank, Haste: 1d20 + 8 - 2 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 8 - 2 + 2 + 1 = 27
Damage: 2d6 + 3 + 4 ⇒ (1, 4) + 3 + 4 = 12
Earthbreaker 2, Power Attack, Flank, Haste: 1d20 + 8 - 2 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 8 - 2 + 2 + 1 = 14
Damage: 2d6 + 3 + 4 ⇒ (4, 1) + 3 + 4 = 12
"Sorry, sometimes my mind wanders."
8/30 HP on the Earthbreaker.
Elris the Hawk Eye |
Moved ya as to hit Swayaah
Elris runs into the room, and pivots on the ball of his foot as he turns around and lets another arrow fly at the statue just as he shouts Swayaah, "Arrow on the right!"
Point Blank Deadly Aim Shot: 1d20 + 6 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 6 + 1 = 24
Damage: 1d8 + 2 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 2 + 2 + 1 = 6
DM DoctorEvil |
Hall of Forgotten Monuments - Round 5 - concluded
The arrow from Elris presages the devastation wrought on the remaining statue by Swayaah's hastened form. She totally demolishes the caryatid column, dispersing it into fine dust and small stones that litter the floor.
End of Combat
Shatter Weapon: 3d6 ⇒ (2, 6, 6) = 14
Weapon take 4 more hp dmg, but only once as the first blow does enough to end the enemy. Still just short of broken condition.
Swayaah Maelerant |
Swayaah wipes the sweat off her brow as she kicks some of the stone away from her. "Man, I gotta repair this thing afterward. Everyone alright?"
She pulls out her wand of cure light wounds...
Cure Light Wounds: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
Cure Light Wounds: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
18 uses remain
Swayaah calls Ilvan over and searches the room for something besides stones, dust and statues.
Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10
Ilvan's Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17
Swayaah's more concerned about her earthbreaker than any clues.
Dvalin Stormforge |
Once the threat has been eliminated, Dvalin will help with the search of the room ...
Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 22
Swayaah Maelerant |
"Well. Not that I don't mind smashing sentient statues, but it didn't do much for us, besides the workout." Swayaah stows her earthbreaker away.
"My bet is on that thick wall of fungus back in the storage room. Maybe we can find out why The Eye is Vigilant."
Either we find some mystery room behind that fungus, or we head up the ramp to report on what happened to the guards. Maybe the curator knows what "The Eye is Vigilant" means.
Thadeus "Tad" Underfoot |
Tad reloads his pistol and tightens the bandolier of bombs on his chest. "if the fungus be our only stone left unturned, then let us search it more thoroughly."
Elris the Hawk Eye |
Elris looks around slightly before slinging his bow over his shoulder.
"I am in full agreement there. Maybe the fungus is hiding something other than the bag of items we found earlier."
Swayaah Maelerant |
Swayaah takes a gander around the fungus, clawing away at nearby fungus.
Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14
"Ew, it's all over my claws. Then again those gibbering masses left my claws messy, too. Ilvan, stop chewing on that mushroom." She aborts the search to feed Ilvan.
Can we take 20 to search this place?
"Hey, what's this?" Swayaah swipes away some fungus. "A trapdoor, nice. Let's see what's behind there..."
Helm Akodo |
Not seeing anything initially, Helm frowns.
"We have searched everywhere else...keep looking."
perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16
perception take 20: 20 + 5 = 25 We good to take 20?