Heathy's Saltmarsh Campaign, II

Game Master Heathansson


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I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

She screams in fury as Gittik's curved sword finds its mark. Now, some of the blood caking her savaged ballgown is her own.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"Heh heh heh. Me sorry, me wake you up so now you cranky? NOW ME KILL YOU!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Gittik's ears ring with the shrill skreeching of the vampiress, as she turns from the mage to put down this pint-sized knifewielding maniac.


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP

Imbelia furtion de'flar! Riese targets the female vamp with Riese's Firebolt.
5d6=18 damage. DC 18 reflex for half.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The ballgown erupts in flame from Riese's casting; she screams and screeches and flails.
Covered with burns, she still stands, but it's starting to dawn on her that she's not up against a gang of milk maids and linkboys.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

are you still dangling out of the eyesocket like a breach baby?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Waiting on a verification of actions for Altai, Elgan; and Stiggy and Becton to go then it's round two--their attacks...


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Changed my mind a little. Altai 5' steps to E3 and casts the aforementioned Scorching ray on our friend the taxman in G4. BTW, has he recovered fully from last night? He got burnt pretty bad.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Nyowww! Nyat agyinn! Aaaaaaaaaah!"
The taxman bursts into flame, and in an inferno, burns up into a puff of smoke that is rising through the crack of the skull above.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Oh, and initially, the taxman didn't look injured, but his clothes were still all scorched up.

Elgan, Stiggy, and Becton!


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
are you still dangling out of the eyesocket like a breach baby?

Maybe I crawl the rest of the way through also....

;)


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

good thing, that. All those novel ideas, and wil saves,....it's hard to be "fair DM guy" sometimes...


Long day yesterday. Just stepped in. Can I attack this loser?

Axe, damage: (1d20 10=24, 1d10 5=9)


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Yeah, dude. You want the tax man, or Ms. Skreech?


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Yeah, dude. You want the tax man, or Ms. Skreech?

Taxman.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Stiggy moves to f4, and lies his steel into the burning pyre that was the taxman. The scrawny misanthrope screeches, but he's still up.

"I'm burning! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"

Elgan; Becton!


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


"I'm burning! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"

<Stiggy giggles as a chunk of burning meat comes off the Vampire.>

"Ahhhhhh! I loov the smell of barnin' vampyre 'n the aftarnooon."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Yerr ginna pfay ferr vat, dwarfsh!!! Pay! Pay! Pay!!!"


Male Human Rogue 14
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

b5 I guess for Beldan....

You have time to swig the potion if you want; up to you.

If he can drink the potion this round too he'll do so. +4 to dex!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Bottoms up!!!


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan rears back, and tracking the wall-walking banshee, holds off throwing until she slows to swipe at Altai,... as she misses, a small ball of flame lands in her face.

"Take DAT ya' dam' cater-wauler! Jeez Lady, Ah've kilt BAN-shees dat made less noys'n you!" The elf shouts to be heard as another ball of flame appears in his hand.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

She screams a final time, then turns into mist, and flows back to her coffin. She becomes solid again therein, though still. And silent.

Becton!!!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

dmpc'd Becton's move is coming in about an hour or two; I got some stuff to do then I'll get the ball rolling here.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

OKAY....

Becton turns. The taxman screeches, turns into mist, and flows through the sutura lambdoidea and out of the back of the skull.

The big guy looks at Becton, looks at the ceiling, looks at Becton again, and says, "No God."

The muscular vampire moves to c5 and hammers Stiggy with his fist.
Stiggy takes 6 h.p. damage, plus 5 from level drain-1 level.

-1 skill/abil
-1 attack/save
-5 h.p.
-1 eff level
d.c. 14 fort save at the end of 24 hours.

The old man vampire moves to g4, swinging at Beldan, but misses the quick rogue.

ROUND 2--party's attack!!!


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

More fire-based fun! Altai stays in E3 and casts Scorching ray on the vampire menacing Stiggy in G4. Attack roll 14+5=touch AC 19, damage 16. Then, as my move action, I dig out a metal foil from my scrollcase.

BTW - did you reverse the vampires' positions - shouldn't the G4 vampire attack Stig and the C6 vampire attack Beldan instead? It might not make a difference; however, if the vampires are functionally different, it makes sense to differentiate between the old codger and the muscular loincloth-wearer.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan Looks to make sure he's not being flanked, then hurls his next ball of flame into the still-open coffin that the screaming meemee is now lying back in.

"Yeh look col', dis'll wahm yah up!" He laughs as he tosses the flame ball into the casket.

BUsy at work, can't access dice roller, Figure easy hit on an open box, roll dmg for me please? (1d6+4) Thank you!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Elgan Dreadwood wrote:

Elgan Looks to make sure he's not being flanked, then hurls his next ball of flame into the still-open coffin that the screaming meemee is now lying back in.

"Yeh look col', dis'll wahm yah up!" He laughs as he tosses the flame ball into the casket.

BUsy at work, can't access dice roller, Figure easy hit on an open box, roll dmg for me please? (1d6+4) Thank you!

There's nothing left of her to stake. She's dust in the wind.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:

More fire-based fun! Altai stays in E3 and casts Scorching ray on the vampire menacing Stiggy in G4. Attack roll 14+5=touch AC 19, damage 16. Then, as my move action, I dig out a metal foil from my scrollcase.

BTW - did you reverse the vampires' positions - shouldn't the G4 vampire attack Stig and the C6 vampire attack Beldan instead? It might not make a difference; however, if the vampires are functionally different, it makes sense to differentiate between the old codger and the muscular loincloth-wearer.

You're right, the big guy is at g4, and the codger is at c5.

The muscular vampire howls in pain, as Altai fires him up. He's not dropping yet,...


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Elgan: (nothing to do with the combat; this is tangential)

Spoiler:
You know your character has a little sister, right?


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan dodges around behind the cleric, (5 foot step to A4) reaches into his pack again to retrieve a flask of holy water, (move equiv action) and hurls it at the old codger. It’s dead on target, smashing against his chest and splashing him with holy water.

Attack roll: nat 20! – don’t think I can get a crit against undead though … Damage: 5


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The old codge vampire starts screaming as half of his face melts off down to the bone.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Elgan: (nothing to do with the combat; this is tangential)

** spoiler omitted **

I do now! ;)


Drained! Bastard!

Stig lays into the vampire who attacked him.

Axe, damage: (1d20 9=24, 1d10 5=7)


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"That which can be broken,....should be broken."
He says to Stiggy; the blow Stig landed him that should've been a massive gash was a fleshwound.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

oh, and Stiggy;....it's not permanent unless you miss a save; and refuse medical treatment....so I'm sure you know all that, but just in case, didn't want you to downgun your character sheet or nothing.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Elgan Dreadwood wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Elgan: (nothing to do with the combat; this is tangential)

** spoiler omitted **
I do now! ;)

Elgan:

Spoiler:
cool; it will be a while, but it will be funny as hell.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
oh, and Stiggy;....it's not permanent unless you miss a save; and refuse medical treatment....so I'm sure you know all that, but just in case, didn't want you to downgun your character sheet or nothing.

Becton blesses me, I make my already mighty save with a bless bonus, no worries.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

+9 fort.....dayum!!!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Riese, Becton, Gittik left to go this round,...


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

(Regarding spoiler) SWEeeeeet! Hit me with your best shot Oh Heathy-Meister! :)


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"YEAH, ME BREAK YOU, FATTY! AAAAAAAARRRRGHHHH!!"

Gittik charges the big vampire on Stiggy.

Natural 20! Why do I only crit undead? Ah well, at least it is maximum damage - 9 points on the big guy. Move to H4, which isn't actually a charge.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Gittik stabs him in the lung. He's still fighting. He's not as concerned as he should be about getting a lung shot.

"So, this is the little one who fights," the vampire taunts.

Becton; Riese...


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP

"And I am the tall one who BURNS!!!! IMBELIA FURTION DE'FLAR!"
(5d6=15 damage, DC18 ref for half) targeting the big guy with Riese's Firebolt.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The powerful one, on Riese's attack, also turns into mist, and flows back into his coffin, again in repose like the screamer before him.

Becton smashes the old fogey attacking Beldan, cracking him in the skull with his mace.
The fogey goes after Riese (5 foot step to B5)
Riese takes 5h.p. +5h.p.=10 h.p. and loses 1 level.
The geriatric vampire seems infused with power...

ROUND3!!!


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"HHNNNNNGAAAAARRRRGH!"

Move to C5, slash the old guy. To hit = 12 + 11 = 23, damage = 4 + 5 = 9.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Why do ye so harsh to old Bennygins, laddoe?" The old man whines sarcastically as Gittik stabs him.
He's still swinging away though, the poor old warped codger.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

As he steps across the room to get into a better firing position, Altai mutters a few nonsensical syllables. As he does so, the metal foil in his hands melts away into fiery motes. The motes hurtle across the room, building size and momentum as they go, until the strike the remaining vampire and engulf him with searing flame.

Move to F6 before casting another Scorching ray, this time off a scroll. Attack roll 14+5=touch AC 19, damage 17.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Now the codger bursts into flame. "Gaaaaaah!!! Ole Bennygins! Poor ole feller!!!"
He's still fighting though.

You almost feel sorry for him; it's just...an old feller.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Or not.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"Heh heh - old man on fire."

(Definately not.)

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