GM Ietsuna's Gameday VI - We Be Goblins (Inactive)

Game Master Ietsuna

Vorka Reflex: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
Lord Longtung Reflex: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22

Round 1 - Bold may Act

Mogmurch
Chuffy
Poog
Reta
Lord Longtung (-2)
Vorka (-2)

Reta, finally noticing all of the dead goblin parts, gives a slight gulp. With out provocation, she turns to Mogmurch and screams at him, "I'm not scared YOU scared! Before stomping off after Chuffy.

In the main cabin, Reta gives a trepid look around the place, and is every so slightly relieved when Poog responds to Mogmurch's orders. When Vorka pops out, though Reta's anger flares again. With a scream she launches herself into the room, pulling out the Gorge of Gluttons. "You BAD gobwn! Gobwn NO eat gobwn!"

She then slashes out at the man.

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Gorge of Gluttons: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

The little goblin, with a manicical laugh :58

will throw a bomb at the gobliness

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18 RTA
1d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

Chuffy moves up to Vorka and swings his dogslicer.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20 Damage: 1d4 - 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) - 1 + (2) = 4

Lord Licktung bites at Chuffy.

Bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15 Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

Using the distraction of Lord Licktung's bite Vorka lights a desnan candle and aims it at Reta.

Desnan Candle RTA: 1d20 + 2 - 4 ⇒ (1) + 2 - 4 = -1

The projectile launches off into a corner missing everyone.

Round 2 - Bold may Act

Mogmurch
Chuffy
Poog
Reta
Lord Longtung (-2)
Vorka (-12)

Wait does Reta need to roll a Reflex save to not get hit with splash from Mogmurch's bomb?

Reta gives a growl as the candle is lit. "No waste sparkles either!" She shoves the candle so it flies off in the wrong direction and uses her other hand to bring the Gorge back down.

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Gorge of Gluttons, swing: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

Whoops lets change that picture. No dwarfs to see here. Mind removing GM Poblano Pepper from the Characters please.

Poog takes a 5 foot step to Reta's side. He begins casting a spell and then pokes Reta. "Zarongel guides you, you hit hit harder and know here to poke." feeling satisfied Poog chimes in "You protect me now I make you stronger and let you use Gorge of Gluttons without havin beg."

Cast Divine Favor. Reta you gain a +1 luck bonus on attack and weapon damage rolls.

I assumed, him being the nice goblin he is, that Mogmurch targeted the back corner and so avoided splashing Reta. PFS rules for not damaging party members and all.

Round 2 - Bold may Act

Mogmurch
Chuffy
Poog
Reta
Lord Longtung (-2)
Vorka (-18)

Does she catch on fire?

Vorka is on fire, yes

The little goblin laughs and laughs as she burns.

Chuffy swings his dogslicer again.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10 Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

He misses this time.

Licktung opens his mouth to again bite at Chuffy.

Bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25 Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
Confirm?: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
[ooc] Does not confirm [/dice]

Deciding to leave the close up fighting to Lord Licktung Vorka moves to the rear of the cabin.

Chuffy swings his dogslicer at her retreating back.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13 Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

[ooc] Reta you have an AoO [/dice]

Round 3 - Bold may Act

Mogmurch
Chuffy (-7)
Poog
Reta
Lord Longtung (-2)
Vorka (-18)

Fire. Fire Fire. Poog thinking that the best way to deal with Vorka is to add more Fire. He moves up around the post in the way waggling his fingers at Vorka he uses his divine powers.

Fire Bolt RTA: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

"Drat! I Missed!! Chuffy you bumped my arm..."

FYI I intend to channel next round ;) I'll try not to hit all of you.

Reta smiles as the spell is cast on her! "Good Poog!" She then gleefully takes a swing at the opportunity that Vorka presents as she turns away. "Die stupid face!"

She then runs up to the giant toad. "You too big, in way! Die!"

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Gorge of gluttons, AoO: 1d20 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 4 + 1 = 19
Damage: 1d4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 2 + 1 = 5
Gorge of gluttons, Standard attack: 1d20 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 4 + 1 = 21
Damage: 1d4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 2 + 1 = 4

Does that take her down?

Yeah, she is down.

Seeing his mistress fall Lord Licktung flees into the swamp and dies of a broken heart within the week.

A search of the ship reveals many man-things that once belonged to the crew of the Kaijitsu’s Star (this ship) but were left behind when the crew abandoned ship. The majority of these objects are filthy and broken, but 10 minutes or so of sorting and scavenging turns up some interesting finds. All of these items (broken and functional alike) are strangely decorative, depicting colorful serpentine dragons, towering cliffs, delicate humanoid figures, and strange pagodas—not that a goblin would know a pagoda from a tool shed.

Even the filthy or broken clutter here could be worth about 600 gp to the right collector, but as they are mostly made of bamboo, exotic wood, and in some cases paper, they’re probably more fun to burn. Among the more obviously valuable objects are 140 gp, a bejeweled silver and jade lantern built to look like a coiled dragon worth 150 gp, a dozen masterwork shuriken, an ivory and gold fan depicting a gecko walking amid cherry blossoms worth 80 gp (the reverse side of this fan has been used by Vorka to draw a crude map of Brinestump,
not unlike the one Scribbleface created, and contains a secret that the goblins are unlikely to decipher anytime soon), a long hairpin with a red pearl at one end worth 150 gp, a wand of create food and water with only 2 charges left, and an elixir of love in a crystal vial shaped like a heart (the vial itself is worth 50 gp).

There is also a red chest. It is unlocked and contains several fireworks. The chest itself is heavy and worth 150 gp, and there were obviously once many more fireworks within (Scribbleface managed to
steal many of them by sneaking into this room while Vorka was out hunting), but those that remain should be more than enough to satisfy the chief for at least a few days. The fireworks in the chest consist of 14 Desnan candles, 20 paper candles, and seven skyrockets.

Do you take your loot back to the village or do we spend some time here burning and generally goofing off first?

Looking to the Alchemist Poog says "Hey Mog! Yous tinking what I's tinking?" a most devilish grin spreads wide across the clerics face.

Blow up the ship and then return to town for the glory and victory party, is my vote.

Reta, not realizing Poog isn't talking to her responds! "Doesit have Fire, cause i mait be!"

Reta then pulls out a small caterpiller from her pocket and starts pulling legs off one by one.

No, Poog, me thinks what me thinks, not what you thinks I be tinkin, Poo Poo Head he says with snarl But me tinks we blows up things he starts to laugh.

Having miraculously managed to torch the ship without sustaining massive burns to yourselves you head back to camp with your hard won fireworks.

Upon returning to the village the chief orders a massive feast to be prepared in your honour. As a part of the feast each of you is given a new, special title.

Reta shall now be Head Village Watcher.

Poog is now Master of the Pig Pit.

Chuffy is now the Overseer of Village Stabbings.

Mogmurch is now the Boss of Big Fire and additionally he is given the hand of the chiefs own daughter, Gupy Wartbits, as his bride. The wedding happens at the feast and she quickly drags him away to consummate the marriage, even before desert.

We are done all. Thanks for persevering with me. I will get chronicles up shortly. Any feedback on my GMing is always welcome.

I think he would rather marry Squealy Nord :)

Youse poo poo cacas be the biggest loosers he says until his jaw drops seeing who is coming to marry him.

Module says, and I quote "the fearsomely corpulent and ferociously lusty Gupy Wartbits"

Lol. I laughed for like 10 minutes straight when I was doing the 1st hate rwfenr module and I first read about Squeaky Nord