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I'm going to dump this right here.

There just aren't enough ways to represent our messed up bowels.

I'll take Loose Bowels for $200, Alex

I can't believe I ate the whole thing

Bird dump incoming!

*leaves a nugget*

The weapon of choice is here! I...AM...THREAD...DUMP!

Oops, I think I pooted myself.

Emperor7 wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Jess Door wrote:

But I'm not allowed to buy anything for myself until after Christmas (family rule). I don't know if I can stand the suspense!

EGADS! BUT...but...technically, isn't it always "before" Christmas? Damn! It's like that whole gremlins eating after midnight thing! Which midnight? What happens if they cross a time zone? Or if they're subjected to light speed?

I'm so confused...

It's that blasted Theory of Relativity. The relatives are the problem.

So, I guess Time Dilation refers to how interminably long each family function seems to take?

And to the degree of how far the pain has progressed.

I should flag these for offenses against science, but heck there is already enough of that going around.

Party Pooper. ;P

*waits quietly outside the door*