Weird Items and Equipment


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Okay, so I couldn't resist, but what are some weird, funny item ideas. These can be homebrew, though starfinder does have of fantastically weird Items that fit the bill. I'm also interested in goofy kid friendly weapons or gadgets, but it's not restricted to that. Odd artifacts, hilariously useless weapons or spells, anything that could find a home in the Pact Worlds for better or worse. I'll probably brainstorm on here as well. Thanks as always for your wealth of good ideas and humor.


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The self heating pot: I've used this to cook a meal for hungry hungry dinos, and to scoop an immortal ooze into.

Habitat box. So many uses. Beer fridge, ice cream container, de frost a frozen tiny creature, preserve samples...Want to make a good first contact impression on a desert planet? Fro yo.

Stormcaller weapon. Its an indirect living line weapon that arcs between Globe 1 and globe 2. So my Ysoki gym teacher throws out a pair of transparent aluminum dodge balls with electric eels inside and they zap at each other.


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Flame thrower + Glamoured weapon + Profession Rockstar= Fire launching guitar.

Horizon Hunters

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BigNorseWolf wrote:
Flame thrower + Glamoured weapon + Profession Rockstar= Fire launching guitar.

Did it once with laser longarm xD


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I have had this idea for ninja stars with called fusion hidden in boots.


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Desna's All Access Travel Ticket, go anywhere, do anything for free but you cant use it on the same thing more than once.

Updated Cayden Calien endless mug, endless drinks are tailored to any taste or biology.

Ice, Acid launching guitar


The Butter Launcher: An oddly-shaped tube that can create butter. Grants a +2 bonus when used to make food (probably a Profession: Cooking check) and can also once per day be used to cast the grease spell as you spray a giant wad of butter on an object, person, or the floor.


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Ventnor wrote:
The Butter Launcher: An oddly-shaped tube that can create butter. Grants a +2 bonus when used to make food (probably a Profession: Cooking check) and can also once per day be used to cast the grease spell as you spray a giant wad of butter on an object, person, or the floor.

Incidentally, the Butter Launcher can also be configured to fire a number of other spreads: peanut butter, nutella/AbadarCorp Choconut spread, jellies, jams, ketchups, food sludges. Just plug in the appropriate canister and squeeze the trigger. Haha. Awesome idea!


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Aeon Stone fidget spinner.


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Use of vegemite in a butter launcher is considered a war-crime in the pact worlds and veskarium.


Straight from the Vault of Abadar...the golden gun, guaranteed to make a perfect kill everytime...

Calistrias Lovefinder: Find love in all its forms, you can imagine what buildings it will lead you to. Not confused with the AbadarCorp Perfect Matchmaking device or the True Love Finder...


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Adaptacat: a feline droid which changes its appearance and behaviour to better suit its owner. A predecessor, the Moggy Synthesizer was pulled off the market after some problems where they developed antisocial habits. No such troubles have been reported for their successor.

BigNorseWolf wrote:
Use of vegemite in a butter launcher is considered a war-crime in the pact worlds and veskarium.

Mostly. There's a minority on Akiton who don't understand what all the fuss is.

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