F#$% yes! This, this is the game we need right now!
If you haven't played it I highly recommend getting it.
Every video game needs to have your deaths narrated by Chris Parnell.
Just saying.
G!~+@&n alligators!
I've decided my name is Floppy Ninja Shark.
My favorite tactic so far is to flop up on a swamp bar and then dive back in and immediately maul the s##% out of a catfish or turtle.
I'm a shark! I' a shark! I'm a %#&^#%# shark!
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Those poor stupid a%+!##@s! They thought they were safe on a boardwalk!!
Floppy Ninja Shark!!!
Take that f$#+ing alligator!
Oh, what's that? Two alligators! You must not have realized I electrified my teeth!!
Floppy Ninja Bluetooth Shark!!
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So, another fun thing to do.
Flop onto a paddle swan boat and only eat one person.
Poor Bobbie Bojangles, she never had a chance!
Her cut scene ends and she pulls out a big g&~#&@n rifle so I just flop on to her boat and eat the s%+# out of her, flop back in to the water and I'm on my merry way.
Aw, I'm an adult now! They grow up so fast!
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Haha! I ate the s*@# out of my first apex predator! A big angry barracuda.
The a+&#%$! never stood a chance!
Now I get to extend my reign of (floppy) terror to the ultra exclusive golf club.
Now, I will truly feast!
Mako are dodgy little a$!$+&%s.
However, I murdered the s&~~ out of the Apex Mako, now I have super cool prehistoric bone armor on my fins.
Also, flopping onto a golf course and eating someone and then flopping into a water hazard while everyone loses their minds is absolutely priceless.
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Your making me really want to buy this game. I never buy new games mind you. I wait till they are cheaper.
Cy is a serial flopper.
Those poor hunters, they thought they were safe shooting at me from a pedestrian bridge!
They obviously didn't realize they were dealing with a Floppy Ninja Shark.
Also, if the hunters are searching for you and you try hiding in a water hazard they will find you, so make sure it's during the day so there's plenty of golfers to eat while you make a floppy retreat.
Your making me really want to buy this game. I never buy new games mind you. I wait till they are cheaper.
Cy is a serial flopper.
To be honest, I first saw it in the store and I thought it looked stupid, then I saw the honest trailer for it and I was like "I must have this!"
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Is this shark part mud skipper or something?
You don't have to flop so much, as there are always plenty of idiots swimming in the water or riding swan boats.
But you know, I have a theme I'm exploring.
There is also a suffocating mechanic, so one mustn't spend too much time on land, however I've been getting pretty good at pushing my boundaries.
I've eaten 18 people so far today, so not bad for Father's Day.
Oh s%&#, I'm fully electrified now! Bio-electric everything for the win!!
Unfortunately, this now precludes subtlety as every time I breach I create a huge burst of energy that shocks the f~#& out of everything in my vicinity.
I feel like a giant shark bouncing around on the land isn't very subtle to begin with.
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Be quiet, you'll alert the humans!
So, I'm an elder shark now, and all I had to do was eat Scaly Pete's leg.
Now I have access to canals.
I wonder if I'll see any fjords.
Is this shark part mud skipper or something?
Wouldn't you know it, I'm amphibious now.
There's an island, in Sapphire Bay, I think, that has a beach on one side you have to eat a s~*&load of people at, and a beach on the other side you have to eat a s%!$load of people at.
The problem is, you can only eat so many people before the coast guard shows up and then it's a big mess.
So what I did was, I'd eat a bunch of people at one beach until the hunters show up, flop across the island and eat a bunch of people at the other beach, rest a bit in the water while the hunters race around the island in their boats and then flop back across the island to the first beach and repeat until I've had my fill.
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This one feels like one they are likely to add to the free pass sub that I have so I think I will wait on it but I wait with anticipation. The desire to flop is strong.
There is a s*##load of movie and TV references.
One of my favorite is finding the banana stand from Arrested Development.
Also I'm glad they spent so much on Chris Parnell, he's got a ton of lines, they couldn't have come cheap.
This one feels like one they are likely to add to the free pass sub that I have so I think I will wait on it but I wait with anticipation. The desire to flop is strong.
PlayStation, Xbox or PC?
Just curious.
Xbox one.
I see, I can't remember what ultimately tilted us towards a PlayStation over an Xbone, but I'm glad we did, it's been a great console.
For me it was so my gamer score would carry over >.> I feel like their was something about no offline game play but that didn't get carried out but still made me hesitant.
While I was grateful my Xbox 360 lasted 11 years, it was the reason why I look up reviews and consumer complaints on all electronics before buying.
It had the "open tray" issue, wherein if it wasn't elevated at least 6 feet above the floor it would always say "open tray" even when it clearly wasn't open at least 10 times before it would load the game.
And then it wouldn't open without a disc in the tray unless you banged it with a fist on the top (which is why I had a "don't take a disc out unless you're putting a new one in" rule).
It was a weird masochistic little console that's for sure!
It felt good throwing it away.