Bad bard sound effects?

[TomParker]

There's a thoroughly incompetent musician in a recent module, playing a lute with a couple missing strings. Has anyone come across some audio for a terrible performance of an era-appropriate song with an out-of-tune stringed instrument?

[Watery Soup]

Get a biggish rubber band and stretch it between your thumb and elbow, or, if you want to put some effort into it, hammer four nails into a piece of scrap wood. Voila, impromptu string instrument, and, from having kids who did this I can confirm it is terrible and annoying.

Almost forgot - you can also stretch it with your thumbs and pluck it with your teeth. Also super annoying.

[breithauptclan]

Check with your local high school?