Joke magic items, spells etc.


Homebrew and House Rules


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Tinfoil hat
Benefit: wearer gains a +4 bonus to saving throws against mind-affecting effects.
Craft magic arms and armor, Mind Blank. Price: No idea


Don't you mean Tin Cap?


Deck of Many Stings

When a card is drawn from this deck, a portal momentarily opens nearby, just long enough for an attack to fly through that targets whoever removed the card from the deck. This attack is performed with a random weapon type, and the bonus for this attack roll is +20. Critical hits and damage rolls occur as appropriate for the randomly selected weapon.


Mislabeled items are always fun.

Unguent of Speak with Dead
Actually its unguent of raise dead, and if the body is not complete, it will just die again.

Usually found with...
Scroll of make a hole
There are 3 spells of Make Whole on this scroll, and all 3 suffer the same misspelling of the title.

Wand of Magic Muscles
Not a misspelling this time. It's a wand of Bull's Strength with 10 charges left. The command phrase is on the side. It's it's name.

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