Creative uses for Crafts

[Bober]

Hello! For reasons I won’t bother you with, my character has all craft skills possible (with a flat 47 check), plus many item creation feats.

I was wondering what are the most absurd and yet effective ways you have used or seen for the craft skills?

Anything from mundane items to wondrous or constructs is fair game to me. Surprise me!

[JDLPF]

Pair it with the Fabricate spell for instant fun.

[blahpers]

Aren't most uses of Craft creative by definition?