In this game, you must come up with entertaining, sarcastic, and comedic reasons for Paizo to hate various things. In each post, you should state a thing for Paizo to hate. In every post except for the first one, you should explain why Paizo hates the thing stated in the post above yours. So, the thread should go like this:
First Post: Paizo hates A!
Second Post: Paizo hates A because B.
Paizo Hates C!
Third Post: Paizo hates C because D.
Paizo hates E!
Fourth post: Paizo hates E because F.
Paizo hates G!
etc.
VERY IMPORTANT RULES
1. Explanations must be humorous! Please do not try to turn this thread into an argument, or propose "real" reasons Paizo might actually "hate" something. Even if you can think of a serious reason Paizo might hate something, don't say it: give a sarcastic and/or comedic reason instead.
For example, if someone says "Paizo Hates Onyx Path Publishing," then a WRONG response would be "Paizo hates Onyx Path Publishing because CoD and WoDC take players (and hence customers) away from Pathfinder." Whether or not you think Paizo actually "hates" their competitors, that answer is not funny and is likely to start a flame war.
A much better answer would be "Paizo hates Onyx Path Publishing because their favorite Raichu was defeated by an Onyx."
2. Explanations should be unexpected!
Similar to the "corrupt a wish" thread, when someone proposes an object of hate, try to explain why Paizo hates that thing in a way the previous poster did not expect. You could intentionally misinterpret what the object of hate is, or be clever in your explanation, or both.
3. Do not insult other players, or any other real people.
4. Declarations of hate may be followed by an exclamation point (i.e. "Paizo hates X!"), but it is not required.
5. By posting in this thread, you implicitly agree to the Terms and Conditions of this thread. Terms may include sending anonymous usage data to a server for analysis, forfeiture of soul, and anything else I haven't bothered to say. A complete list of the Terms and Conditions may be found at www.realsarcasmdragon.137ben.gov/threads/let-the-hate-flow-through-you/term sofuse/souls.
So without further ado, I'll start:
Paizo hates plums!
