Say what?

[Rictras Shard]

What are some of things said during a game that were memorable, or caused a game stoppage due to everyone laughing so hard? Yep, this be a quote thread. I did a search to see if there were others, but the most recent one I found was from 2007. If I missed a more recent one, feel free to curse my d20 to always roll ones, not that I would notice any difference.

Here are some from the last session I played in.

"Keep the city clean. Crap on a drow."
"Don't mind me, I'm just sucking out the poison."
"It's tall, green, and grew back its arms and legs. Trust me though, it's a wolf."
"This is how we got snuck up on by a giant snail."
"Can you take my watch? The cleric is scaring me."

[Aaron Bitman]

What about Best one-liner that made the whole table laugh?

[Scythia]

"Because I'm a Drow!" Said by a player whenever someone was surprised that his character did something evil.

"It's what a man does" Said by a lady playing a male character who made a complete mess of a restroom.

Those are the two most recent.

[Bjørn Røyrvik]

(somewhat paraphrased)
Player: "I want to to play a Magical Child [in Strange Aeons]"
DM: "any nonsense and I'll come down on you faster than you can say "Iä! Iä! Moon Prism Power fhtagn"