Kobbold Cleaver has Jumped the Shark

[Crimson Jester]

I thought KC always jumped sharks. It was his second favorite hobby.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Everybody Needs a Little KFC*†!

* = Kobold F@$+in' Cleaver

† = We are, in fact, unable to fully verify this statement at this time.

[PuppyMonkeyBaby]

Puppymonkeybaby loves Kobold Steel.

[Purplemonkeydishwasher]

Psst! pass it on!

[Treppa]

Sissyl wrote:

Congratulations on your 40th birthday, KC! =)

What? I thought KC was 13, which is why everybody humored him.

[Feros]

Treppa wrote:

Sissyl wrote:

Congratulations on your 40th birthday, KC! =)

What? I thought KC was 13, which is why everybody humored him.

I thought we were humoring him because he could be dangerous if provoked.

Anybody have a clarification on why we humor him?

[Kobold Catgirl]

Treppa wrote:

Sissyl wrote:

Congratulations on your 40th birthday, KC! =)

What? I thought KC was 13, which is why everybody humored him.

I can't tell if you know how close you are. You started posting at about the same time I did, so you might have an inkling of how close you are.

[Celestial Healer]

We did humor you when you were younger. Now I actually enjoy your posts.

Doesn't mean I won't continue to stalk you with the June Cleaver alias :)

[lucky7]

So...Kobolds Cleaver was me before it was cool?

[Kobold Catgirl]

Um, excuse me, I was always cool.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Well...you were always cold-blooded.

[Vapid Captain Yesterday]

I'd rather be hot then cool.

[Treppa]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Sissyl wrote:

Congratulations on your 40th birthday, KC! =)

What? I thought KC was 13, which is why everybody humored him.

I can't tell if you know how close you are. You started posting at about the same time I did, so you might have an inkling of how close you are.

I do remember. I recall being amazed at how blazing smart you were and how well you could type with that rattle in your hand. Glad the Paizo peeps took the time to make you wear clothing and stop biting people. I'm afraid they wouldn't be able to do that nowadays.

By the way, what did happen to Piggy?

[Kobold Catgirl]

Treppa wrote:

Glad the Paizo peeps took the time to make you wear clothing and stop biting people. I'm afraid they wouldn't be able to do that nowadays.

They aren't.

Sharoth took all my teeth while I was sleeping and keeps them in a jar. If you're up for a fetch quest, though, I may have one in mind...

["Doctor" Victor Moriarty, M.D.]

You vant teeth, I give you teeth for liver, even trade.

[Drejk]

"Doctor" Victor Moriarty, M.D. wrote:

You vant teeth, I give you teeth for liver, even trade.

One tooth per liver?

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Feh. You don't need teeth! For half a baloney sandwich I'll implant a nice beak for you! All the young folks are wearing them these days!

[Kobold Catgirl]

But I'm a hundred in shark years!

[captain yesterday]

You're older than me.