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This is such a chill little traffic court. Every one I've ever been to before is big and crowded and miserable. This one is quaint and there are like 15 people here.Wha? Why are you in traffic court?
They will probably make you exit through the Gifte Shoppe.
They probably should have a Gifte Shoppe.
I got a speeding ticket last Fall (the wheels of justice turn slowly). I exited the Interstate onto a limited access parkway, and did not realize the parkway had a 35 mph speed limit. Real speed trap opportunity.
58 in a 35 would be a 4 point violation. Cop took pity and wrote a ticket for failure to obey a traffic device (2 point violation). Court accepted a plea to parking on pavement (like you would get it you double-parked or parked in front of a fire hydrant) for 0 points and a $150 fine.
Any fine is worth not having points on my license.
If you're going to commit a traffic violation, be sure to do it in Rye, NY.
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Things You Never Expect To See On A Utility Bill, episode IV:
"Visit National Grid online and connect with us on Instagram!"
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This is such a chill little traffic court. Every one I've ever been to before is big and crowded and miserable. This one is quaint and there are like 15 people here.Your traffic court might be chill, but I still prefer Night Court.
Fun fact: Richard Moll, who played Bull Shannon on Night Court also played the dark wizard Mestema in the 1984 film The Dungeonmaster.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
This is such a chill little traffic court. Every one I've ever been to before is big and crowded and miserable. This one is quaint and there are like 15 people here.Your traffic court might be chill, but I still prefer Night Court.Fun fact: Richard Moll, who played Bull Shannon on Night Court also played the dark wizard Mestema in the 1984 film The Dungeonmaster.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Fun fact #2: post-hardcore band Bridge Under Fire was almost named "Night Court." They eventually settled for naming their first EP after the show.
Today... Was not particularly productive day.
Which makes it fit the week.
At least I did shopping and laundry.
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This is such a chill little traffic court. Every one I've ever been to before is big and crowded and miserable. This one is quaint and there are like 15 people here.Your traffic court might be chill, but I still prefer Night Court.Fun fact: Richard Moll, who played Bull Shannon on Night Court also played the dark wizard Mestema in the 1984 film The Dungeonmaster.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
He also played the snow monster in the 1981 comedy Caveman, starring Ringo Star, Dennis Quaid, Shelly Long, Barbara Bach, and John Matuszak.
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Do you have a cat familiar or companion? Maybe there is a catfolk in your party?
Do you have a cat familiar or companion? Maybe there is a catfolk in your party?
I love your monsters man.
But do they love you? Or your players?
Honestly... Have anyone used any of my monster in their games?
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Honestly... Have anyone used any of my monster in their games?
O.O
Errr...
Hey! Look behind you! A large gelatinous thessalhydra!
I've not used them yet, but I've saved them in a file for future possibilities.
Monday. Again. Those weekends are definitely too short.
At least tomorrow is a holiday...
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*blink*
*THUD*
Ugh. I do not recommend driving straight through from Nova Scotia to Massachusetts in one go ....
Who are you?
Where are you?
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And the most important question: what is for dinner?!
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*blink*
*THUD*
Ugh. I do not recommend driving straight through from Nova Scotia to Massachusetts in one go ....
Sheesh, Saving up those frequent-driver miles are we?!? ;)
And the most important question: what is for dinner?!
YES!
This!:D
Meh. Can't focus to write, can't focus to play games... I doubt I could focus on reading even if I had anything interesting to read (sorry, history of Ethiopia and history of India, the books I borrowed from the library on you are boring). I already eaten so no more eating... Nap?
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I am guessing that Patrick doesn't love us anymore. Oh well. ~CHEERS~ PARTY TIME IN THE MONKEY THREAD!!!
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*searches for leftover pastries*
~hides the last garlic bagel (toasted with lots of butter) behind my back~ No pastries here.
You can keep your nasty bagels. I want pastries.
Oh, and all I have to say is...
Yes it does.
I am guessing that Patrick doesn't love us anymore. Oh well. ~CHEERS~ PARTY TIME IN THE MONKEY THREAD!!!
*blink*
Not that I don't love y'all, but I am experiencing full crisis mode right now.
This Week in Wildlife
Last night, besides a multitude of wabbits, I saw a skunk and a bear, both seriously on the move. The bear was moving at a hustle down Grizzly Lane, of all things, keeping ahead of me on that road. The skunk was also on the road ahead of me and moved off into the underbrush instead of spraying - very sporting of him.
Tonight, I saw a wee mousie, a doe, and a family of raccoons. I've seen glimpses of the mom(?) and four kit raccoon family before, but not for more than a second or two. Tonight, I caught 'em full in the headlights in the middle of a lawn. They booked it for a nearby tree. The kits started up the back side of the trunk, then stopped, stranding mom and mom jr on the ground. They all squeezed behind the tree trunk and, overcome by curiosity, peered around the tree to see what I was doing. Picture five masked faces peeking out from both sides of a tree... it was awesome and grotesquely adorable. Wish I was Cyborg Camera Chick and could take a picture with a thought. But, alas... no. You'll just have to imagine it.
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JUROR NO. 144: I don’t think I can because he kind of looks like a dick.
{Excerpts from the voir dire for the jury for Martin Shkreli. They are priceless!}
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Oh, and all I have to say is...
Being a kidney cancer survivor (?!?!?) All I can say is,...
Yes. Yes it does. ;P
Great strip btw. :)
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I am guessing that Patrick doesn't love us anymore. Oh well. ~CHEERS~ PARTY TIME IN THE MONKEY THREAD!!!*blink*
Not that I don't love y'all, but I am experiencing full crisis mode right now.
I'll BET you are!
"Packing and moving and new job, OH MY!!"
(/Dorothy Voice)
;)
All I can say is,... HANG IN THERE MONKEY! :)
Oh, look! I got Starfinder from an anonymous person!
Who could it be?! How am I supposed to say thank you if I don't know who it was?!
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Oh, and all I have to say is...
Being a kidney cancer survivor (?!?!?) All I can say is,...
Yes. Yes it does. ;P
Great strip btw. :)
I'm damn glad you're a survivor.
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Oh, look! I got Starfinder from an anonymous person!
Who could it be?! How am I supposed to say thank you if I don't know who it was?!
I've received more than one book from an anonymous source here. It's weird, but I'm very grateful to whomever it was.
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I am guessing that Patrick doesn't love us anymore. Oh well. ~CHEERS~ PARTY TIME IN THE MONKEY THREAD!!!*blink*
Not that I don't love y'all, but I am experiencing full crisis mode right now.
Do it Patrick. Sip the cooling blood of your rivals. Feast on the warm marrow of your enemies.
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I'm damn glad you're a survivor.Oh, and all I have to say is...
Being a kidney cancer survivor (?!?!?) All I can say is,...
Yes. Yes it does. ;P
Great strip btw. :)
LOL!
Me too pal! Me too! ;)
I was lucky. "Textbook case of early detection" the Dr called it.
AFTER he scared me silly about how bad it could get if I waited for treatment of course. Dork. ;P
(In his defense, he told me of a previous patient, almost same case as mine, who vanished for a year after the discovery, finally came back and said "It hurts, I guess we can take care of it now" and it was too late by that point. He didn't want any repeats of that, so he decided that over info up front was better.) ;)
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Oh, look! I got Starfinder from an anonymous person!
Who could it be?! How am I supposed to say thank you if I don't know who it was?!
It is a mystery.
Urgh... "Failed - network error"
And now I can't start downloading it again...
Ugh... six to eight hours?
EDIT: 11, 7, 11, 7, 4, 5...
Grumble-grumble
Off to bed. Work and session tomorrow.
So when I left for work at 2330, the building's entryway smelled a little bad and there was a thin trickle of liquid seeping out from under a storage closet door.
When I arrived back home at 0400, it reeked and there's a big pool of reddish liquid in the entryway.
I turned in an urgent maintenance request. So glad I don't have the keys to that closet.
Reddish?
Sounds... Suspicious...
Is it hot where you are?