Pip lays ina funky line
"If there's something strange,
In your dungeon delve,
Who you gonna call?
Regulators!"
Elgan, who was (mostly) ready for the green goop to do SOMEthing, (Even though he wasn't expecting that!) shifts as it plunges through Stiggy, and snaps at it as it flies past him,...
AoO:
Crit confirm:
Damage:
Claw connects with his magickal brass nucklewhatsits, and Pip proves that all parties ultimately end up in the kitchen with his flamenco stylings.
Beldan crits; doesn't do a whole helluva lot, and Stiggy still has an aoo on the blobbish goombah.
"It's true...this man has no dick..."
Ghostbusters quote....
“Ugh. Stig’s been slimed,” says Beldan, before turning to Altai. “What in the hells is that thing? Hmmm, it can fly through walls, it shouldn’t be able to see through them right?”
Beldan will then take a 5 foot step to C8 and ready an action to attack the critter again if it comes into sight / striking distance.
...and Stiggy still has an aoo on the blobbish goombah.
<Stig wipes some of the slime off his face.>
"Ahhhh Crrap."
Stiggy hammers the ghost hard. It continues on it's way into the oven at ab 6-7, phasing incorporeally through the oven door.
Group's main attack.
Also, I think Claw’s position might put him partially inside an oven.
With a rumble, claw rips open the door of the oven the slimy ghost flew into.
There's nothing in there but ash and a chunk of some kind of rotting torso of some unfortunate beast.
huzzah!!!
“Slimy biatch is scart.”
heh heh...
"Sometimes ghosts are connected to their Oerthly remains. Perhaps this chunk of spoiled meat is Slimy's body?"
The torso doesn't look human....or even humanoid; I guess Slimer doesn't look human either.
"Ah wonder hoo mony times a fellaw can gie killed?"
"Ah wonder hoo mony times a fellaw can gie killed?"
"Exactly one less than we can kill them."
"Yeah,... Huh?" Elgan says, looking askance at Pip. He looks aaround, expecting the slimeball to reappear through a wall at any moment,...
hi ho;....
I got some class to go to tonight; won't be around til I guess 10pm; or i.e. 6 hours from the inception of this post.
Group's attack still.
hi ho;....
I got some class to go to tonight; won't be around til I guess 10pm; or i.e. 6 hours from the inception of this post.
Group's attack still.
huzzah!
"Pull the body out. Might as well do something interesting while we wait for the slimy bastard to come zooming back."
It's kinda stinky.
"Pull the body out. Might as well do something interesting while we wait for the slimy bastard to come zooming back."
"Ah ain touchin' it."
<Looks around.>
"Tenser!"
<Points at the meat.>
<Unmuzzles himself from the cauldron of eyeballs, and jerks his head around sending trailers of drool out across the floor.>
"Ruts?"
<Runs at the torso, grabs it and hauls it out. Starts tearing into it.>
"Nae Tenser, Altai wants tae eat it."
<Looks up at Stig and Altai.>
"Ro?"
"Nae."
"Pull the body out. Might as well do something interesting while we wait for the slimy bastard to come zooming back."
“What interesting things do you want to do with a rotting corpse?” asks Beldan suspiciously as he stands with his rapier held ready, watching for the return of the blob.
<Tenser looks away, sniffs Beldan's ass, scans the perimeter of the room, and forgets the meat. He pads away and starts sniffing along the baseboards... If there are any.>
“Get out of it Tensor, I’ve just had my weekly bath. And every time we go to a bathhouse we get attacked, so I'd like to make the most of being clean.”
"Ah wonder hoo mony times a fellaw can gie killed?""Exactly one less than we can kill them."
"Aye. That's whit Ah caa th' Stig equation."
Tenser drags it out of there; nothing untoward happens.
It's group's attack; Beldan's holding his action, and Claw opened the oven; anybody else want to do something?
Yum.
Stiggy? Pip?
huzzah!
back this evening.
Stiggy? Pip?
<Stig is wiping slime off.>
Stiggy? Pip?
Slimer darts out of the top oven(at ab4-5) plunging into Claw.
Claw takes in damage; fort save d.c. 18 for half. Action holders can attack before Slimer enters Claw; no aoo's available, and it's also the group's attack now, Slimer is inside Claw, and now Claw is erupting slimy grease everywhere.
Yeah; it doesn't do anything to Claw.
He slips ethereally out of the oven to be met by a shotgun blast of magic missiles, tearing him apart, but he's still in the fight.
Stiggy, Beldan, and Elgan had prepped something too I reckon.