School necromancy; Level bard 0
Casting Time 1 standard action
Components V
Range long (400 ft. + 40 ft./level)
Target one corpse
Duration instantaneous
Saving Throw: none
By making a pun or insult in reference to the deceased, you cause a prone, inanimate corpse to turn over as if tossing in nightmarish sleep. The target need not be in line of sight. If the caster desires it, the corpse can roll 1ft per level in a single direction.
I would suggest it target one corps per level and to increase the move speed to 5ft per lvl. Just killed a room full of guards and others are hot on your tail? Pile up the bodies!
Would the corpse not need to be interred for this to work? Kinda hard to make someone roll in his grave if there's no grave. :P
Edit - As an aside, Derpdidruid's avatar makes it look as if they're absolutely aghast that I'd make such a statement.
Oh yes I agree. Must be interred
Seems a bit grave to me. It might cause a hole in the plot. But I dig what you're saying.
An interesting example of thread necromancy. Not channeling any negative energies, are you? That'd be Evil.
==Aelryinth