If I answer this honestly, the SJWs will ban me from Paizo. Best I leave it be!
I'd shag them all, no reason to even entertain the other two options, it'll just lead to hurt feelings, which is not the vibe I'm going for in this, our season of joy.
Not to mention, I just got the Mistletoe hung up, which took forever, because that shit is everywhere (Thassilon history has been incredibly profitable lately).
Shag Seltyiel because half-elves are like donkeys, so I don't have to worry about babies.
Marry Adowyn because red hair
Kill Quinn because he stole his name from one of my character sheets.
Shag: Seltyiel and Amiri. What can I say, I like dangerous types.
Marry: Enora, because I'm just a sucker for nerds, or Lini, because a spacy hippy is also appealing. (why is it the short ones...)
Kill: Melegaster and Alain, because they are the worst.
Well, this is fairly easy for me.
Speaking as the resident illithid:
Shag: <none>. Ewwww!
Marry: <none>. Ewwww!
Kill: Any of them. Except possibly for Alain. I'd get heartburn.
Poor Harsk. He even gets skipped over for this thread...
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Poor Harsk. He even gets skipped over for this thread...
Not at all. Filling, but bland.
Hm.
A possibly one-time moment of intimacy: either Alahazra or Imrijka. They are the most unique women I have ever seen.
A lifetime of companionship interspersed with erotic moments: either Seelah or Seoni. I liked Seelah's characterization in the comics greatly, ditto with Seoni.
Those who must walk with Pharasma:
Quinn.
He stole my look.
One-Off Physical Experience: Merisel. Since my lifespan compared to hers would be like a carnival goldfish, asking her for a long-term commitment would be folly on my part and a joke on hers. Best to make it a fleeting moment for both of us. Just more fair that way.
Long-Term Relationship: Feiya. A magic-using Foxy Lady with a good heart and tolerance for the sort of cold climate I live in, and a definite appreciation for nature.
Alternately, Adowyn, for largely similar reasons, but less "Foxy Lady," more, "Erastil-Worshipper looking to find her lost family." It's a goal I can respect.
Stomp stomp, kill kill: Alain (ponce), Seltyiel or Lazzero (Asmodean jerkwads), or Meligaster (never trust a selfish mind-bender).
I don't really do one night stands,
I don't know any of them well enough for a stable marriage, and
I don't wish any of them dead.
I guess I'm not very good at this game. :P
That said, Lirianne is pretty cute, without the hat. Especially on the Technology guide cover.
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If I answer this honestly, the SJWs
*BZZT*
Ugh. Sorry, this buzzword detector just seems to be going off at random these days...
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