Weird News Stories

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In-N-Out nixes '67' from ticket system due to '6-7' trend

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Swedish man teaches pet octopus to play piano

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Virginia's drunk raccoon exposed as serial offender

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Drone drops steak and crab legs for prisoner feast but South Carolina guards find it first

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Firefighters rescue cow with head stuck between two trees

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92-year-old grandmother wins 'Tekken 8' tournament in Japan

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Two reindeer escape trailer, run loose in California freeway

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Overdue library book returned after 36 years of world travel

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Absurd signs posted in New Zealand city warn residents: 'Don't'

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Speeding horse takes out Florida family's mailbox

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Pets pack the pews at London church for annual carol services

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Baby is born after the rarest of pregnancies, defying all odds

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Illinois' rejected vanity plates include 'IBPOOPN,' 'BRICKED'

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Debate over surfing in German park gets gnarly after city removes wave-creating device

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Wallaby escapes New Jersey sanctuary, visits Walmart

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Escaped wallaby captured on return to New Jersey Walmart

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Nude burglar arrested on Christmas night after allegedly breaking into two luxury Florida homes

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Bus company's most unusual lost and found items include a dino suit

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Escaped monkey causes chaos inside Tennessee music store

[Darth Simius]

Heh, heh, heh... good... good...

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AI-generated police report states Utah officer was turned into a frog

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Man on horseback ropes loose cow in Oklahoma City

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Talented shelter dog escapes kennel, unlocks front door

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50 sheep escape shepherd, walk into grocery store

[Aaron Bitman]

Aberzombie wrote:

50 sheep escape shepherd, walk into grocery store

I haven't laughed so hard in weeks.

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Multiple mystery monkeys on the move in Missouri

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Goat joins mystery monkeys on the loose in Missouri

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Hundreds of Victorian shoes found during beach clean-up in Wales

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Goat 'detained' for trying to break into retirement community

[quibblemuch]

Aberzombie wrote:

Goat 'detained' for trying to break into retirement community

Well now I feel bad for assuming my grandmother was just having one of her bad spells and seeing goats...

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quibblemuch wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Goat 'detained' for trying to break into retirement community

Well now I feel bad for assuming my grandmother was just having one of her bad spells and seeing goats...

You must beware the goats and their rectangular eyes. It's how they consume souls. All we need now is to genetically engineer ginger goats and the world is doomed.

DOOMED, I TELL YOU!!!

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Rabbit repeatedly attempts to enter vehicles in Colorado town

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‘Joe Dirt’ tribute takes top prize in Pennsylvania Farm Show mullet contest

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Austrian researchers document first case of a cow using a tool

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Coyote swims to Alcatraz Island in first-ever documented case

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Burglary alarm at New York bank triggered by intruding deer

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Montana town perplexed by mystery of three bikes on a log

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TSA's most unusual finds of 2025 include turtles in a bra

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Wandering mountain lion captured in San Francisco neighborhood

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Oscar Mayer’s Wienermobile race is coming back to the Indy 500

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Kangaroo found hopping loose down Texas road

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Raccoon stows away to Belarus in shipped car

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1930s camera bought from thrift store contained mysterious photos

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A Galapagos albatross’ 3,000-mile detour to California puzzles scientists

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150-year-old bottle of alcohol found in Utah, tasted by experts

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Wild turkeys terrorize Wisconsin neighborhood, chase postal workers

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‘Crime-Fighting’ Llamas Catch Thief by Surrounding Him in a Field Until Cops Arrive

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Colorado woman captures video of rare 'snownado'

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Dallas 12-year-old achieves nuclear fusion after four years of effort

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Swimmer's lost prosthetic leg washes up 10 months later, 14 miles away