Weird News Stories

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What was in those cupcakes?

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Angry Eagle 'Punches' Drone Right Out Of The Sky

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Freehold DM? CH? Come on, we know it was you guys. Just give up the third guy, and maybe you'll catch a break.....

Three men arrested after 'treasure hunt' in New York City sewer

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Aberzombie wrote:

Freehold DM? CH? Come on, we know it was you guys. Just give up the third guy, and maybe you'll catch a break.....

Three men arrested after 'treasure hunt' in New York City sewer

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No comment.

[Aberzombie]

Ha! I knew it was you! Wait'll I tell the guys at the club!

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Star Wars mad groom flanked by Stormtroopers at wedding as bride delivers out-of-this-world surprise

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'McDonald's Opening Soon' sign removed from middle of Australian desert

[Ceaser Slaad]

Aberzombie wrote:

Star Wars mad groom flanked by Stormtroopers at wedding as bride delivers out-of-this-world surprise

One wonders if it was a variant of a "shotgun wedding". :-)

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470 Tons of Smuggled Cheese Seized in Moscow, Russian Police Say

[JonGarrett]

Aberzombie wrote:

470 Tons of Smuggled Cheese Seized in Moscow, Russian Police Say

Well, damn, now how do I make my sandwich?

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Poll: Presidential hopeful 'Deez Nuts' has 9 percent support in North Carolina

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A follow-up to yesterday's weird news story....

Torrey Smith 'endorses' Deez Nuts for president

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Banksy Spoofs Disney with 'Dismaland' Theme Park

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A Woman Chugged a Bottle of Liquor Because She Couldn’t Take It on the Plane

[Gaberlunzie]

Aberzombie wrote:

A Woman Chugged a Bottle of Liquor Because She Couldn’t Take It on the Plane

Relevant

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Chicago parking garage door does Miles Davis 'impression'

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Biologists Challenged Twitter To A #JunkOff. It Went Exactly As Planned

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Yellowstone visitor asks for bears to be trained for tourists

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Los Angeles man chronicles removal of 50,000 bees

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Man Kidnaps, Feeds Person He Thought Was Homeless: Cops

[Crimson Jester]

Aberzombie wrote:

Los Angeles man chronicles removal of 50,000 bees

Sounds like a story for LPM

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Hawaii woman announces plan to use dolphin as a midwife

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Animal rescuers call shearing champ to tackle sheep's overgrown fleece

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Florida gun shop's rifle designed to repel 'Muslim terrorists'

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Two-headed albino snake bought by Venice Beach Freakshow owner

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The Great (Nursery) Escape: Two boys use toy spades to tunnel out of a Russian kindergarten playground and walk to a Jaguar showroom to buy 'a grown up car'

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Aberzombie wrote:

The Great (Nursery) Escape: Two boys use toy spades to tunnel out of a Russian kindergarten playground and walk to a Jaguar showroom to buy 'a grown up car'

what a pair of little geniuses!

I would get them a big wheel for that. Smart little engineers (with a bit of luck), great foresight.

[Aberzombie]

Bertie Smashes World's Fastest Tortoise Record

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Fugitive Monkey Caught, Order Restored To Kentucky Town

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Adorable video captures police officers holding up traffic and escorting family of ducks across road

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Hermitage, PA man in trouble with city over use of spotlights

[captain yesterday]

Former Star Trek actress can't keep her clothes on

edit: added different link, with a more complete story, from a credible news source, not Yahoo!.

[Aberzombie]

This article screamed for some thread necromancy.....

These Dildos Are Snitching On Their Users

[Rednal]

Can I just collectively submit every article starting with "Florida Man"?

[Aberzombie]

Watch out, they spit!

Camel, teen driver collide far from desert on Alabama road

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Google Street View blurs cow's face

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Since Philly is my old (and happily abandoned) stomping ground.....

Binary bandit? Someone stealing of ones, zeros from homes

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Spurned lover tries to win boyfriend back by stripping naked in street and stopping traffic in bizarre protest

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Olive oil helps free man stuck in jetty while fetching phone

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Australian dad creates ride-on leaf blower cart for his kids

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Hotel provides framed photos of Jeff Goldblum at guest's request

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Call from Barnstaple, UK, stumps police in Barnstable, Mass.

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Merle Haggard’s ‘Merle’s Girls’ Marijuana to Launch in Colorado

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Man who lived like a badger in a Welsh hole gets spoof Nobel prize

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Michigan quintuplets work first jobs together at McDonald

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Woman finds wad of cash in Domino's box – gets free pizza for a year

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Police called to M62 'assault' find extras dressed as zombies

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Austrian customs officials find human intestines in luggage

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Satanic Temple brings after-school club to elementary pupils

Ok, kids. Today we're going to learn the fundamentals of goat sacrificing.

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Cheeky Springer Spaniel is constantly stealing owner's things - but he took it too far this time