Right! It's the one place they'd never look!
Uh-huh. Well, you can always try talking the goblin chief into believing that.
What, and give my hiding place away?
Oh yes, and the medium sized belly dragging rapist wolf monster doesn't do that at all.
Sorry, all.
You all get everything done while I'm asleep. Almost all of the recent posts were during my 3-4 in the morning. :/
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I think Chomper's pretty cool. He's my first time making a demon, so I don't expect him to be great, but he seems like he would fit in a goblin tribe, at least.
And from what I've read, for some reason, this Module focuses more on the slapstick comedy of Goblins, as opposed to the awful stuff their background info talks about. Like for one, they're scared of canibalism, but the background specifically says they learn as children it's somewhat normal for goblins to do...
I understand why they did it, because it's free and a comedy module, and they don't want to scare people off of pathfinder, but it's confusing as to what we should consider canon with this, and how far certain things can be taken as "normal" for goblins when the Race info and Module info are somewhat different. Like, I never pictured goblins as a race to believe in monogamous marriage, but one of the pregen's has a wife.
Still new to this - do I need to wait for the other combatants to post before I take my next turn?
Probably should, given the combat situation
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It will be a bit before I post. Hanging out with friend and my notes are on laptop at home.
I'll look for it tonight. Have fun!
How dare you have a life! Jk, have fun.
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I realize the past few posts have been a bit of a clusterf@%!, just want to know who's still in and paying attention?
I am here.
Yello.
I'm here.
Here... trying to figure out a way to finish this without fighting all the goblins...
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yes well, So am I, at this point I'm at once they're injured they run off since you guys are facing commoners, and doing pretty badly at it. I think the die roller may be f&&~ed up.
Oh, its terrible.
Don't be afraid to GM intervene and just hand wave things how you see fit. This could take another week, the way its going, and we have two guys with nothing to do. I won't complain.
Don't be afraid to GM intervene and just hand wave things how you see fit. This could take another week, the way its going, and we have two guys with nothing to do. I won't complain.
Indeed. The chat dice roller hates me, apparently. :/
I realize the past few posts have been a bit of a clusterf#%!, just want to know who's still in and paying attention?
"zzzz...."
I think Urk got himself disqualified from the game of hide and go club at some point...
Herding cats.
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I'm pretty sure I've had conversations with two year olds that went EXACTLY like this. :)
Korak, you keep teasing Urk and Zika, but it sounds like Zashi and Rhuun are up to something under the table over there...
No no. Not on Rhuun's side anyways. Zashi I'm not sure about.
Zashi is just trying to engraciate himself to the one with the chief's special weapon. Anything past that is Rhuun's idea. :P
Sure you are Mr. Demonic rape wolf
"Yous be stoopids....I be most powerful mighty goblin o all!"
Cast black tentacles and cackles wildly.......
Zika, how would you feel about losing an ear?
Well, you know, if it happens it happens. It just makes her look more fearsome. >:)
*smiles* we'll just have to see.
Aww! Urk is picking on Zika just like a little kid with a crush!
Guess we're just gonna screw each other out of all the prizes, then...
Oh, Zika's GONNA make it, no thanks to Lover Boy and the witch...<3
Guess we're just gonna screw each other out of all the prizes, then...
That's okay. Rhuun looks lovingly at the chief's dogslicer... "Precioussss."
Incidentally, if you'nes cared to try it, revealed in wotw book 2 IS a mod for using it with goblins. So just saying.
Incidentally, if you'nes cared to try it, revealed in wotw book 2 IS a mod for using it with goblins. So just saying.
Oh dear.... Still, would you even want that based on what you've seen so far?
Alright, I've been loving this group so far, so I will bring this up here first. I had the idea of doing Pathfinder: Arcade Style for a bit and I want to do a trial run of sorts. The inspiration is the classic 90's style Konomai arcade games, like X-men Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Contra etc. Everything will be highly streamlined to fit the concept. Several things will need to be altered (skills in particular) for the game, but this seems like a good group to playtest the concept. Any of you interested?
Possibly, although I don't know if I'd be the best subject; my 90s pop culture isn't as strong as some (although I did just read Ready Player One, which is quite enjoyable for all its 80s/90s pop culture references). I can definitely give it a try, though, especially if intense understanding of the source material isn't necessarily required.
RP1 should be a good primer. But really, 90's video game experience won't be required.
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sounds intriguing but I'd need more info. And yes. The goblins are a bit more serious in that and part of a tribe that followed Asmodeus, I also have mods for all dwarves campaigns and several others. But no, I wouldn't let your current characters anywhere near that.
Zurka? Urza? Zirhuun? Let the ship wars begin. :)
apparently.
Best game ever!
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Rhuun may disagree, he's being molested after all.
Stupid #$@$#$!! local gaming store chain sent all their free RPG day stuff to the store way far away from me. No free copy of We Be Goblins 3
not physical anyways, that sucks but at least you can still get the pdf
Yeah. I'll pick up a copy at GenCon.
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Still here, just letting Rhuun finish his wrestling match while Zika snores away. :)
Still here, just letting Rhuun finish his wrestling match while Zika snores away. :)
Rub his belly.