Submit yourselves for judgement here.
Nope.
My </3 indicator has been lit so long that the lamp burned out.
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Submit yourselves for judgement here.
The first thing we would need is somebody worthy enough to do the judging. That means that Kobold Cleaver is definitely out. I don't think that Scythia wants to be the judge. I know I certainly don't. I therefore pronounce this thread D.O.A.. Which means that it will probably get several hundred posts.
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This thread is an insubordinate distraction from substantive issues. There is an "Am I Loved?" thread in which vastly more important things are being talked about.
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Of course I am. Everybody loves me on the internet! Mew!
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Good news, everyone!
For the hordes of beings unfairly and fickle-y judged as "non-winners" in this popularity contest of Internet affection, the generous sentients at SlaadCo have agreed to award each* of these runner-ups with their very own slaad larvae! Slaad larva do not judge you based on petty criteria such as appearance or intelligence or alignment or XPs or your DPR or how well you were optimized. Slaad larva just want to cuddle and grow, nurtured by your love... and they are guaranteed to unconditionally love you for as long as you live.
(* Constructs, undead, and residents in Arizona are unfortunately ineligible.)
I am here to do the judging, but none of you are worth judging.
<waits for someone worthy>
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For those of you feeling not worthy of love, I have a solution...
Good news, everyone!
For the hordes of beings unfairly and fickle-y judged as "non-winners" in this popularity contest of Internet affection, the generous sentients at SlaadCo have agreed to award each* of these runner-ups with their very own slaad larvae! Slaad larva do not judge you based on petty criteria such as appearance or intelligence or alignment or XPs or your DPR or how well you were optimized. Slaad larva just want to cuddle and grow, nurtured by your love... and they are guaranteed to unconditionally love you for as long as you live.
(* Constructs, undead, and residents in Arizona are unfortunately ineligible.)
I have great news! Courtesy of some well placed bribes and extortion on my part, residents of Arizona may now freely experience all the love a heartfelt, warm and nutritious relationship with a Slaad larva can provide. These life long companions will provide all the affection one will ever need.
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By lifelong you mean the 8 seconds before it bursts out of their chests, hops on the counter and sings "hello my baby" right?
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"Ah no, not again."
That actually came up in a job interview once.
Someone asked me what my worst fear about joining the peace corps was. I mentioned that.
It was kinda funny.. until it kinda happened. Side still hurts.
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Everybody loves puns.
Meow you're talking :-)
By lifelong you mean the 8 seconds before it bursts out of their chests, hops on the counter and sings "hello my baby" right?
Details, details ... :-)