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Tavern Gossip is the tentative title for a community newsletter for the Crusader Road region in Pathfinder Online.
Articles, Art, Rumours and Innuendo are all gratefully received, as are people interested in helping put it together.
For the first issue, the first (or most interesting) recruiting messages/Classified Ads of no more than 200 words that fit (at the editor's sole discretion) will be run free of charge, be they Settlements, Nations, Companies, or individual purveyors of goods and services.
Volunteers, content, and threats of lawsuits for slander may all be forwarded to tavern.gossip@gmail.com or you may reach me via PM here: PM Caldeathe Baequiannia
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Golarion itself has a calendar, but I'm not certain how completely Pharasma has isolated our region from the rest of creation. The fact that we experience several days in the world for each passage of day to the outside universe creates a special problem, unless we decide to treat each of those short days as simply unique aspects of a single day.
For the sake of simplicity, until something changes, the Tavern Gossip will use the Golarion Calendar as marked here, making the date of this post, Sunday, the 22nd of Pharast (fah-RAHST).
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Gossiping ladies
honeyed wine from Kyonin
imminent haikus
Do you take all kinds of art, or just written stuff? The stealthy redhead will probably only contribute with songs, but I'd love to see visual art as well (even screenshots if they are interesting).
I'll try to provide PFU class schedule, but obviously we are not planning these things months in advance. I'll confer with the faculty and hopefully provide a generic scehdule.
re: recruiting, I expect whatever was written for Sspitfire guide would work well in the Gossip as well.
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Class schedules would be great. We'd need to coordinate on it to make sure they're as fresh as possible at date of issue. I'd like to have some original drawings or creations. We could probably link to audio as well, if anyone is inclined to contribute. Select screens hots should be ideal.
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You too can write for the Tavern Gossip! Literacy and factualness are neither required nor expected. The truth wants to be free.
Sneak peak at the first issue:
Reliable sources assure us that there is no truth to the recent rumours that Golgotha has been teaching math to the orcs. When pointed to a recent analysis of which attacks target which states and the lopsidedness of the importance of fortitude, un-named friends of the Guurzak waved their hands angrily and said “No comment”
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psst: you got it wrong.
What I heard is that the orcs were teaching them. Which really says something about the intellectual level of the average Golgathan, I'm sure.
/snigger
When learning your slashes and hacks,
Don't worry 'bout dotting and stacks,
they matter not
if you one-shot
So train you high-damage attacks
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psst: you got it wrong.
What I heard is that the orcs were teaching them. Which really says something about the intellectual level of the average Golgathan, I'm sure.
/sniggerWhen learning your slashes and hacks,
Don't worry 'bout dotting and stacks,
they matter not
if you one-shot
So train you high-damage attacks
GolGOthans. Eesh. Why does no one spell it properly?
And here's one for you:
Stun everyone,
It is so much fun,
When they cannot run,
Now you have won.
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GolGOthans. Eesh. Why does no one spell it properly?And here's one for you:
Stun everyone,
It is so much fun,
When they cannot run,
Now you have won.
ouch.. being taught spelling by someone who takes math lessons from orcs. Gol-GOtcha!
I see your stun and raise with Aretha Franklin:
You better think (think) think about what you're trying to do to me
Yeah, think (think, think), I got tokens, spells that set me free
Oh freedom (freedom), freedom (freedom), freedom, yeah freedom
Freedom (freedom), freedom (freedom), freedom, ooh freedom
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Tavern Gossip is the working title for a community newsletter for the Crusader Road region in Pathfinder Online that will rely heavily on anonymous rumour and innuendo. (and Canadian spellings)
Articles, Art, and stories are all gratefully received, as are people interested in helping put it together.
For the first issue, the first (or most interesting) recruiting messages/Classified Ads of no more than 200 words that fit (at the editor's sole discretion) will be run free of charge, be they Settlements, Nations, Companies, or individual purveyors of goods and services.
Volunteers, content, and threats of lawsuits for slander may all be forwarded to tavern.gossip@gmail.com or you may reach me via PM here: PM Caldeathe Baequiannia