Optimizing Versatile Performance for a bard gives you these four perform skills*
My question here though is that if you were going to play a Bard that had that skill set... how would you fluff it?
*Acting is the only one that gives disguise and also has bluff, which takes anything else with bluff off the table, which leaves Oratory as the only thing left with sense motive, which also has diplomacy so that takes keyboard and wind off the list, so percussion covers the last two social skills... and dance's replacements are unique.