Proxima Sin of Brighthaven
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I have a bug to report
but it's not what you think.
It's not about teleportation
that's caused by desync.
I trained Encumbrance Bonus 4 today along with both ranks of Strong Back
because we smelt ore like crazy and I want bigger stacks.
I can carry more
with Encumbrance Bonus 4.
But my jaw hit the floor
when I saw I carried MORE
than 2 x .5 per ore.
It was more like three or four
when the trainer distinctly told me each rank would increase my encumbrance by one.
The smoothness of my
training got more knotted
when Strong Back didn't
appear as slotted
until I closed and reopened the window for paper doll.
But two ranks of it didn't increase my encumbrance at all!!
As a last retort
I file this bug report
so you can fix this sort
of paper doll wart.
I roll Save vs. Fort
when bugs distort
my gameplay time but I know alpha is alpha so thanks for your work and I'm done.
Proxima Sin of Brighthaven
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You really, really wanted to take possession of the most poetic bug report award, didn't you? :D Well, you have.
Actually I JUST NOW saw that in the Alpha 11 thread, 6 hours and 20 minutes after I posted this. The real story:
I've been making poems out of my in-game bug reports for a few weeks because, well, bard, and I was getting tired of writing them so I felt really sorry for the guys that have to go through and read the same dry complaints and false alarms over and over again.
I mentioned my encumbrance feat test results in Mumble and how hard it would be to make this bug report rhyme. Someone disbelievingly asked if I make my bug reports rhyme to which I replied, "What, you don't?".
They (plural) seemed to have thought I was joking...
Neadenil Edam
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Kadere wrote:You really, really wanted to take possession of the most poetic bug report award, didn't you? :D Well, you have.Actually I JUST NOW saw that in the Alpha 11 thread, 6 hours and 20 minutes after I posted this. The real story:
I've been making poems out of my in-game bug reports for a few weeks because, well, bard, and I was getting tired of writing them so I felt really sorry for the guys that have to go through and read the same dry complaints and false alarms over and over again.
I mentioned my encumbrance feat test results in Mumble and how hard it would be to make this bug report rhyme. Someone disbelievingly asked if I make my bug reports rhyme to which I replied, "What, you don't?".
They (plural) seemed to have thought I was joking...
An alternative would be to do them in interpretive dance.
Proxima Sin of Brighthaven
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Neadenil Edam
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Neadenil Edam wrote:An alternative would be to do them in interpretive dance.@Doc - There are two new NPCs at the tents near markets, Expert trainer and Commoner trainer.
lol - Firefly for the win
btw - I am pretty sure the disco/rave goblins are doing interpretative dance.
KarlBob
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Proxima Sin of Brighthaven wrote:Neadenil Edam wrote:An alternative would be to do them in interpretive dance.@Doc - There are two new NPCs at the tents near markets, Expert trainer and Commoner trainer.
lol - Firefly for the win
btw - I am pretty sure the disco/rave goblins are doing interpretative dance.
Like bees?
(Wiggle) Adventurers.
(Spin) That way.
(Hop) Not far.
(Back flip) Get'em!
Neadenil Edam
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Neadenil Edam wrote:Proxima Sin of Brighthaven wrote:Neadenil Edam wrote:An alternative would be to do them in interpretive dance.@Doc - There are two new NPCs at the tents near markets, Expert trainer and Commoner trainer.
lol - Firefly for the win
btw - I am pretty sure the disco/rave goblins are doing interpretative dance.
Like bees?
(Wiggle) Adventurers.
(Spin) That way.
(Hop) Not far.
(Back flip) Get'em!
yeah - do you think if we can interpret the goblin back flips they may be trying t tell us where to find green and copper ?
KarlBob
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KarlBob wrote:yeah - do you think if we can interpret the goblin back flips they may be trying t tell us where to find green and copper ?Neadenil Edam wrote:Proxima Sin of Brighthaven wrote:Neadenil Edam wrote:An alternative would be to do them in interpretive dance.@Doc - There are two new NPCs at the tents near markets, Expert trainer and Commoner trainer.
lol - Firefly for the win
btw - I am pretty sure the disco/rave goblins are doing interpretative dance.
Like bees?
(Wiggle) Adventurers.
(Spin) That way.
(Hop) Not far.
(Back flip) Get'em!
Maybe so.