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cat vs. Bananas


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I find the thread misleading I thought it was place where I can claim my Empire officially here of this website. And perhaps engage in high level feline diplomacy with other Cat Emperors and nobility.

Instead I found a video of a obviously mental handicapped cat deal with a banana.

I am not amused.

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Emperor Floyd wrote:

I find the thread misleading I thought it was place where I can claim my Empire officially here of this website. And perhaps engage in high level feline diplomacy with other Cat Emperors and nobility.

Instead I found a video of a obviously mental handicapped cat deal with a banana.

I am not amused.

You can claim your empire all you like but yellow things are a security threat to all cats. Look at them...just lying there ploting.


yellowdingo wrote:
Emperor Floyd wrote:

I find the thread misleading I thought it was place where I can claim my Empire officially here of this website. And perhaps engage in high level feline diplomacy with other Cat Emperors and nobility.

Instead I found a video of a obviously mental handicapped cat deal with a banana.

I am not amused.

You can claim your empire all you like but yellow things are a security threat to all cats. Look at them...just lying there ploting.

Sigh....AWAY CANINE KNAVE!!!!

Take your anti-cat propaganda with you.


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yellowdingo wrote:
yellow things are a security threat to all cats

....you're yellow...


Emperor Floyd wrote:

Instead I found a video of a obviously mental handicapped cat deal with a banana.

I am not amused.

Wha-?! The cat is not mentally handicapped; he/she is obviously toying with his/her prey to exhaustion before delivering the killing bite and devouring its potassium-rich flesh. Oranges, pumpkins, and watermelon are also fair game.

yellowdingo wrote:
You can claim your empire all you like but yellow things are a security threat to all cats. Look at them...just lying there ploting.

I think you have cats confused with the Green Lantern Corp. And I have it on good authority that red rings have no vulnerability to the color yellow or stupid Hollywood screenplays.

Grand Lodge

I thought it was going to be a Thread where we debated which was best: Rakasta, Litorian or Cat Folk.

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cannon fodder wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
yellow things are a security threat to all cats
....you're yellow...

Shh! Im trying to get a matching set of fur for boots and you are scaring them away.


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yellowdingo wrote:
cannon fodder wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
yellow things are a security threat to all cats
....you're yellow...
Shh! Im trying to get a matching set of fur for boots and you are scaring them away.

If you're just after fur for boots, just brush out some cats.

This may or may not be first step in creating a hairballmunculus.


yellowdingo wrote:
cannon fodder wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
yellow things are a security threat to all cats
....you're yellow...
Shh! Im trying to get a matching set of fur for boots and you are scaring them away.

Bring it Dog Boy.


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Emperor Floyd wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
cannon fodder wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
yellow things are a security threat to all cats
....you're yellow...
Shh! Im trying to get a matching set of fur for boots and you are scaring them away.
Bring it Dog Boy.

... processing ...

TechNiCalLy HyENas Are MemBers Of The FeLiForm SubOrDer. Thus They Are FeLines Not CaNines. Dog Boy Would Be An InAcCurAte LaBel.


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The Cat Empire is an Australian ska and jazz band formed in 1999. Their sound is a fusion of jazz, ska, funk and rock with heavy Latin influences.

The Cat Empire - Days like these

They are one of my favourite bands and awesome live. It's summer music..bbq, beers on the patio or porch... Afternoons at the beach.

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The 8th Dwarf wrote:

The Cat Empire is an Australian ska and jazz band formed in 1999. Their sound is a fusion of jazz, ska, funk and rock with heavy Latin influences.

The Cat Empire - Days like these

They are one of my favourite bands and awesome live. It's summer music..bbq, beers on the patio or porch... Afternoons at the beach.

Yep that was the first thing I thought of with the thread title. Hello was the track that got me hooked several years ago. Wish they would make it to somewhere close to me, but the closest locations I have seen on the US tours are still about 500 miles away minimum.


Deep Rot wrote:
Emperor Floyd wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
cannon fodder wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
yellow things are a security threat to all cats
....you're yellow...
Shh! Im trying to get a matching set of fur for boots and you are scaring them away.
Bring it Dog Boy.

... processing ...

TechNiCalLy HyENas Are MemBers Of The FeLiForm SubOrDer. Thus They Are FeLines Not CaNines. Dog Boy Would Be An InAcCurAte LaBel.

I was going with his name yellowDINGO.


Emperor Floyd wrote:
Deep Rot wrote:
Emperor Floyd wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
cannon fodder wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
yellow things are a security threat to all cats
....you're yellow...
Shh! Im trying to get a matching set of fur for boots and you are scaring them away.
Bring it Dog Boy.

... processing ...

TechNiCalLy HyENas Are MemBers Of The FeLiForm SubOrDer. Thus They Are FeLines Not CaNines. Dog Boy Would Be An InAcCurAte LaBel.

I was going with his name yellowDINGO.

... processing ...

ConFirmed. AckNowLedged. CorRecTion Filed. CarRy On.


zylphryx wrote:
The 8th Dwarf wrote:

The Cat Empire is an Australian ska and jazz band formed in 1999. Their sound is a fusion of jazz, ska, funk and rock with heavy Latin influences.

The Cat Empire - Days like these

They are one of my favourite bands and awesome live. It's summer music..bbq, beers on the patio or porch... Afternoons at the beach.

Yep that was the first thing I thought of with the thread title. Hello was the track that got me hooked several years ago. Wish they would make it to somewhere close to me, but the closest locations I have seen on the US tours are still about 500 miles away minimum.

They spent a lot of time in Cuba, just to get a better Latin sound... Doesn't help you though, with getting gigs close enough.

The best gig I saw them play was the HomeBake festival in Sydney.... I saw them, the Beasts of Bourbon, and Machine Gun Fellatio.


Deep Rot wrote:
Emperor Floyd wrote:
Deep Rot wrote:
Emperor Floyd wrote:
Bring it Dog Boy.

... processing ...

TechNiCalLy HyENas Are MemBers Of The FeLiForm SubOrDer. Thus They Are FeLines Not CaNines. Dog Boy Would Be An InAcCurAte LaBel.

I was going with his name yellowDINGO.

... processing ...

ConFirmed. AckNowLedged. CorRecTion Filed. CarRy On.

I always assumed he was a dingo in a hyena costume, carrying on the tradition of dogs wearing costumes to frighten innocent food providers.


Kitty Empire is a song by seminal Industrial/Post-Punk/Noise Rock act Big Black, off their equally seminal album "Songs About F%*@ing"

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