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I find the thread misleading I thought it was place where I can claim my Empire officially here of this website. And perhaps engage in high level feline diplomacy with other Cat Emperors and nobility.
Instead I found a video of a obviously mental handicapped cat deal with a banana.
I am not amused.
You can claim your empire all you like but yellow things are a security threat to all cats. Look at them...just lying there ploting.

Emperor Floyd |

Emperor Floyd wrote:You can claim your empire all you like but yellow things are a security threat to all cats. Look at them...just lying there ploting.I find the thread misleading I thought it was place where I can claim my Empire officially here of this website. And perhaps engage in high level feline diplomacy with other Cat Emperors and nobility.
Instead I found a video of a obviously mental handicapped cat deal with a banana.
I am not amused.
Sigh....AWAY CANINE KNAVE!!!!
Take your anti-cat propaganda with you.

Miss Kitty |

Instead I found a video of a obviously mental handicapped cat deal with a banana.
I am not amused.
Wha-?! The cat is not mentally handicapped; he/she is obviously toying with his/her prey to exhaustion before delivering the killing bite and devouring its potassium-rich flesh. Oranges, pumpkins, and watermelon are also fair game.
You can claim your empire all you like but yellow things are a security threat to all cats. Look at them...just lying there ploting.
I think you have cats confused with the Green Lantern Corp. And I have it on good authority that red rings have no vulnerability to the color yellow or stupid Hollywood screenplays.

Miss Kitty |
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cannon fodder wrote:Shh! Im trying to get a matching set of fur for boots and you are scaring them away.yellowdingo wrote:yellow things are a security threat to all cats....you're yellow...
If you're just after fur for boots, just brush out some cats.
This may or may not be first step in creating a hairballmunculus.

Deep Rot |
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yellowdingo wrote:Bring it Dog Boy.cannon fodder wrote:Shh! Im trying to get a matching set of fur for boots and you are scaring them away.yellowdingo wrote:yellow things are a security threat to all cats....you're yellow...
... processing ...
TechNiCalLy HyENas Are MemBers Of The FeLiForm SubOrDer. Thus They Are FeLines Not CaNines. Dog Boy Would Be An InAcCurAte LaBel.

The 8th Dwarf |
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The Cat Empire is an Australian ska and jazz band formed in 1999. Their sound is a fusion of jazz, ska, funk and rock with heavy Latin influences.
The Cat Empire - Days like these
They are one of my favourite bands and awesome live. It's summer music..bbq, beers on the patio or porch... Afternoons at the beach.

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The Cat Empire is an Australian ska and jazz band formed in 1999. Their sound is a fusion of jazz, ska, funk and rock with heavy Latin influences.
The Cat Empire - Days like these
They are one of my favourite bands and awesome live. It's summer music..bbq, beers on the patio or porch... Afternoons at the beach.
Yep that was the first thing I thought of with the thread title. Hello was the track that got me hooked several years ago. Wish they would make it to somewhere close to me, but the closest locations I have seen on the US tours are still about 500 miles away minimum.

Emperor Floyd |

Emperor Floyd wrote:yellowdingo wrote:Bring it Dog Boy.cannon fodder wrote:Shh! Im trying to get a matching set of fur for boots and you are scaring them away.yellowdingo wrote:yellow things are a security threat to all cats....you're yellow...... processing ...
TechNiCalLy HyENas Are MemBers Of The FeLiForm SubOrDer. Thus They Are FeLines Not CaNines. Dog Boy Would Be An InAcCurAte LaBel.
I was going with his name yellowDINGO.

Deep Rot |

Deep Rot wrote:I was going with his name yellowDINGO.Emperor Floyd wrote:yellowdingo wrote:Bring it Dog Boy.cannon fodder wrote:Shh! Im trying to get a matching set of fur for boots and you are scaring them away.yellowdingo wrote:yellow things are a security threat to all cats....you're yellow...... processing ...
TechNiCalLy HyENas Are MemBers Of The FeLiForm SubOrDer. Thus They Are FeLines Not CaNines. Dog Boy Would Be An InAcCurAte LaBel.
... processing ...
ConFirmed. AckNowLedged. CorRecTion Filed. CarRy On.

The 8th Dwarf |

The 8th Dwarf wrote:Yep that was the first thing I thought of with the thread title. Hello was the track that got me hooked several years ago. Wish they would make it to somewhere close to me, but the closest locations I have seen on the US tours are still about 500 miles away minimum.The Cat Empire is an Australian ska and jazz band formed in 1999. Their sound is a fusion of jazz, ska, funk and rock with heavy Latin influences.
The Cat Empire - Days like these
They are one of my favourite bands and awesome live. It's summer music..bbq, beers on the patio or porch... Afternoons at the beach.
They spent a lot of time in Cuba, just to get a better Latin sound... Doesn't help you though, with getting gigs close enough.
The best gig I saw them play was the HomeBake festival in Sydney.... I saw them, the Beasts of Bourbon, and Machine Gun Fellatio.

Miss Kitty |

Emperor Floyd wrote:Deep Rot wrote:I was going with his name yellowDINGO.Emperor Floyd wrote:Bring it Dog Boy.... processing ...
TechNiCalLy HyENas Are MemBers Of The FeLiForm SubOrDer. Thus They Are FeLines Not CaNines. Dog Boy Would Be An InAcCurAte LaBel.
... processing ...
ConFirmed. AckNowLedged. CorRecTion Filed. CarRy On.
I always assumed he was a dingo in a hyena costume, carrying on the tradition of dogs wearing costumes to frighten innocent food providers.

meatrace |

Kitty Empire is a song by seminal Industrial/Post-Punk/Noise Rock act Big Black, off their equally seminal album "Songs About F%*@ing"