Vasectomy Con 2! Testicular Boogaloo!

[Leg o' Lamb]

Once again, we gather to celebrate separating the Boys from the Man. Dead animals will meat the kiss of flame. There will be bourbon and frozen peas.

The clenching... oh gods, the clenching!

Cutter John will return to pilot us once again to the planet of Wild Intoxicated Nurses!

Who is with me?

[Hulking Hurler]

I, Ray the Sterile, will ride with you.

[brock, no the other one...]

I don't recall ever literally LOL-ing while reading the boards before - well done sirs!

Sounds like a great excuse for a Con.

[Leg o' Lamb]

We continue our assault on the Emerald Spire! We might cut it off at the root! Or at least block the flow!

[Hulking Hurler]

While the Spire itself stands firm, the flow of evil that spews from it's depths will forever be quashed!

[Leg o' Lamb]

We go under the knife when Cutter John returns November 18!

We shall stock up on supplies of maple bacon bourbon, sausages, pizza, and beer for our lengthy weekend journey to liberate the Emerald Spire from Wild Intoxicated Nurses.

Grip your dice! Be firm in your rolling! Do not wilt in the face of adversity!

[TwilightKnight]

WOW! The innuendo here is as thick as...well, you know
As a member of the club, I am both laughing and crying at this content.

I wonder how long before this thread is locked?

[Sniggevert]

Bob Jonquet wrote:

WOW! The innuendo here is as thick as...well, you know

As a member of the club, I am both laughing and crying at this content.

I wonder how long before this thread is locked?

Meh, first thread never was...

[Leg o' Lamb]

None shall lock down this girthy thread of awesomeness!

They shall cower before our mighty members and tremble in fascination at our role play!
And by members I totes mean the players... Serious. No joke. No innuendo implied. Nope. None. Why you even gotta think that? Sheesh.

We will swell with pride as we penetrate the lower depths of the Emerald Spire!

[Daeslan]

When we are done, no longer will the spire unload its evil emanations upon the masses.

[Hulking Hurler]

My thread got locked

[THUNDERLIPS!]

THUNDERLIPS! FINDS ALL THIS TALK ABOUT NOTTER DISTRESSING. IS THIS JON DEHNING CLAIMING THUNDERLIPS!'S TUNDERNOTTER IS LOSING POTENCY? I WILL SHOW THIS UPSTART THE ERROR OF HIS WAYS! I WILL CONTINUE TO SWING TUNDERNOTTER INTO HIS FACE UNTIL HE ADMITS HE IS WRONG!

I WILL REMIND THIS JON DEHNING OF THE SACRED PLACE IN TRIBE THUNDERLIPS! HOLDS.

[Cutter John]

It begins. Set a course for the Wild Planet of Intoxicated Nurses!

[Leg o' Lamb]

There is a cask of whiskey on the table next to the GM. no good can come of this.

[ℂalistria]

"Only good can come of this."

Fixed that for you, love. ;)