We might be doomed, but it's doubtful
Feel free to begin synchronized panicking.
When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
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I have no fear, because the Juggalo Army has trained for the last five years to avert the Magnetopocalypse.
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Hilary Swank will save us. >The Core<
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Perhaps it will be more along the lines of: Things get more exciting for the Western Hemisphere for a long while. Enjoy weird phenomena, tinfoil headgear to protect your brains and of course copious conspiracy theories flying back and forth while you're cooking hot dogs. ^__^
... and of course copious conspiracy theories flying back and forth while you're cooking hot dogs. ^__^
Why will there be conspiracy theories?
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But doesn't the Earth's magnetic field replenish Magneto just like a mother nourishes her son?
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... and of course copious conspiracy theories flying back and forth while you're cooking hot dogs. ^__^Why will there be conspiracy theories?
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There are always conspiracy theories. The absence of conspiracy theories is in fact a Trojan Horse Piñata containing at least 1d6+1 conspiracy theories and a pound of really crappy candy.
But doesn't the Earth's magnetic field replenish Magneto just like a mother nourishes her son?
FALSE
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