Assault Rifle Armed Monkey Uprising?
Where do I sign the petition to get this thing off the ground?
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God I hope I got that right, interspecies diplomacy can be difficult.
I've noticed. Nevertheless, I hope someday you will learn to communicate with humans.
Dingo, I hate to break it to you... all the other species on Earth are plotting Humanity's downfall.
Yellowdingo's next petition:
Petition to amputate the hands of all chimpanzees at birth, to preempt any armed uprisings.
No, wait, that's probably too cruel.
Petition to place taser bracelets on all chimpanzees, which only go off when the taser's AI determines that the chimp is holding a gun, a machete, or a bloodstained stick of wood.
Dingo, I hate to break it to you... all the other species on Earth are plotting Humanity's downfall.
Are you sure you mean "plotting?" I personally would have gone with "aiding and abetting." Humanity is doing a pretty good job of engineering its own downfall, but has never been successful at it and obviously needs help.
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Yellowdingo's next petition:
Petition to amputate the hands of all chimpanzees at birth, to preempt any armed uprisings.
No, wait, that's probably too cruel.
Petition to place taser bracelets on all chimpanzees, which only go off when the taser's AI determines that the chimp is holding a gun, a machete, or a bloodstained stick of wood.
That's ridiculous! Can you imagine the batteries you would need to produce.
That's ridiculous! Can you imagine the batteries you would need to produce.Yellowdingo's next petition:
Petition to amputate the hands of all chimpanzees at birth, to preempt any armed uprisings.
No, wait, that's probably too cruel.
Petition to place taser bracelets on all chimpanzees, which only go off when the taser's AI determines that the chimp is holding a gun, a machete, or a bloodstained stick of wood.
NASA would get a 20 billion dollar grant to develop nuclear batteries, of course.