Kabal - Unicorns, Ninjas, and a full can of grade A whoopass *

[omnipotentseal]

Is your pizza delivery safe? That is kind of a big deal.

[Kitsune Aou]

omnipotentseal wrote:

Kitsune Aou wrote:

<Kabal> Sunnfire wrote:

Tardis.. is a phone booth..? Which can contain a delorean.

This may cause a either some sort of violent explosion, a tear in the time-space continuum, or both.

Like a portable hole arrow that destroys the entire multiverse... or does nothing at all.

That's an expensive arrow. 22,500gp just for the two main components; not to mention finding an engineer/crafter to make the thing (without killing themselves).

But for a 10ft-radius sphere of complete destruction? Could definitely me worth it.

Imagine using this on a major support structure of something. Or against the walls of some impenetrable keep.

[<kabal> Bunibuni]

omnipotentseal wrote:

Is your pizza delivery safe? That is kind of a big deal.

Darn it! You mentioned pizza and I just had to go buy some. I was trying to not eat pizza this weekend. I blame you for my lack of control! :-)

[omnipotentseal]

My Jedi mind tricks are strong. *waves hand*

[<kabal> Bunibuni]

So your mind tricks are responsible for me seeing nothing but trees around me? Can you make me see showgirls instead?

[omnipotentseal]

Oh no, that's Sunnfire's teleportation magic. You should ask him to send you some girls. ;)

[<Kabal> Sunnfire]

hahaha.. like I would give up my ladies.

[<kabal> Bunibuni]

Just get them all to join Kabal and I will forgive you for being so greedy!

[<Kabal> Sunnfire]

All mine are in the Kabal already... I am trying to Import more.

I was serious about making cookies, you bring me a recruit, I will send you some kick-ass cookies. Not ass-kicking cookies, those are completely different.

[<kabal> Bunibuni]

Everyone should join Kabal now. According to Lee, we have sassy pants!

Pantssassy.

Cookies and sassy pants and good aligned [more or less]. what more could you want from a settlement?

[<Kabal> Questis]

Done. Where the hell are my pants and cookies? (preferably in that order)

[<Kabal> Sunnfire]

Its about time you got here, I mean really.

[<kabal> Bunibuni]

AWK! More pointy ears! Did I mention I'm playing a dwarf?

Pointy Ears. White hair. *Shudder*

[<Kabal> Sunnfire]

hahahaha.. a dwarf. You will like our next move then...

[<kabal> Bunibuni]

Considering how bad his perception roll is, since he didn't even realize you guys were elves until LAST WEEK! he will probably walk smack into a mountain before he see THAT!

[<Kabal> Questis]

<Kabal> Sunnfire wrote:

hahahaha.. a dwarf. You will like our next move then...

(Our next move will be to kill dwarves.)

[<Kabal> Questis]

Besides, who better to wear sassy pants than an elf?

And, I ask you, who makes cookies better than an ELF in a TREE! WHO?

..its all coming together now...

[Kryzbyn]

Howdy.

[<Kabal> Sunnfire]

Kryzbyn,... you should go here

[<Kabal> Questis]

I'm kidding of course. We like dwarves. They have beer.

[<kabal> Bunibuni]

Beer. Ale. Whiskey. We start the kids out on elven wine and then upgrade to the good stuff.

[<Kabal> Questis]

Excellent. Send some my way. This elf brews.

[<Kabal> Sunnfire]

He does. Pretty well too.
Though I think I am still owed several six packs...

[<Kabal> Questis]

There's still some left. Might see you in time. I'm hoping to start something new and better in the next couple of weeks. Didn't love the last batch.

[Kryzbyn]

Applied.

[<kabal> Bunibuni]

Kryzbyn wrote:

Applied.

Hooray! Another Elf has joined the Kabal!!!! wait! ANOTHER ELF!?!?!?

I need a drink! Waitress! Give me the sixty-five gallon tub of Dwarven Whiskey! And keep them coming!!!

Oh Please! Won't a dwarf or seven join me here? I really don't want to be the only dwarf in the settlement! All dwarves rally round! Do your duty to keep the elves in line! Outnumber them!

[<Kabal> Sunnfire]

Elves rule, Dwarves drool.

[<Kabal> Kryzbyn]

Boom.
It's official.

[<Kabal> Kryzbyn]

Not only an elf, but the best kind of elf.

[Kobold Catgirl]

A dead one?

[<Kabal> Sunnfire]

hahahaha.. maybe. Who doesn't love necromancy..

[<Kabal> Kryzbyn]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

A dead one?

I got better.

[<kabal> Bunibuni]

Hi Ho Hi Ho , Its Off To Work We Go!!
We did dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
In our Mine the whole day through
To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
Its what we like to do
It aint no trick
To get rich quick
If ya dig dig dig
With a shovel or a stick
In the Mines IN THE MINES
Where a million diamonds shine
We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
From early mornin' til' night
We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
Up everything in sight
We take our time
Then find some more
There's thousands to be sometime born
And We dont know what we dig them for
We dig dig diga dig dig

Bell Rings: Hi hoooo, Hi hooooo, HI hoooooooo, Hi hooooo, Hi hooooooooooooo:: Hi ho Hi ho
Its home from work we go
Whistles: do do do do dodododo
Hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho Hi ho
Its home from work we go
hi ho

[Kobold Catgirl]

We dig dig dig dig-a dig dig—BALROG!

[<kabal> Bunibuni]

If ya dig dig dig
With a shovel or a stick
Hide the Bodies In the mines

[<Kabal> Sunnfire]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

We dig dig dig dig-a dig dig—BALROG!

I have that covered

[<kabal> Bunibuni]

CUTE!

[TEO Papaver]

Diggy diggy hole?

[<kabal> Bunibuni]

We have elves making cookies. We have dwarves making riches. We have humans making trouble. SO come join Kabal!

[Bringslite of Fidelis]

Where to next, you globe trotters, you?

My Mama's house? ;)

[<kabal> Bunibuni]

Bringslite of Fidelis wrote:

Where to next, you globe trotters, you?

My Mama's house? ;)

You know, no one has tried for Thornkeep yet. Might go there this week.

"Are you mad," you ask.

"Yes," we reply, "but in a good-aligned way!"
now back to reading my zombie book, pretty good book too.

[<Kabal> Questis]

<kabal> Bunibuni wrote:

"Are you mad," you ask.

"Yes," we reply, "but in a good-aligned way!"

"Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder." ;)

[<Kabal> Hunter]

I can see up your skirt.

[<kabal> Bunibuni]

It's not a skirt! It's a battle kilt!

[<kabal> Bunibuni]

It's nearly 5:30 PM Eastern, do you know where your kids are? That's right! They are in the woods at Kabal's new settlement, drinking Kool-Aid! You should all come join Kabal so you can make sure that they are drinking the sugar-free kind and not the sugar kind that will keep them up all night!

[Kobold Catgirl]

...this is either an advertisement, or the politest kidnapping ever.

[<kabal> Bunibuni]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

...this is either an advertisement, or the politest kidnapping ever.

Yes it is!

[<Kabal> Sunnfire]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

...this is either an advertisement, or the politest kidnapping ever.

Cant it be both?

[<Kabal> Questis]

I see my master plan to become rulers of the "Q" has come to fruition.

[<kabal> Bunibuni]

Week 8 Q
Week 9 R
Week 10 S
Shoot! Not enough weeks to go through the whole alphabet.