Land Rush "My Neighbor is Evil!"


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It is no secret that We at Golgotha claim a less than good alignment, But I assure you that our intentions are pure. To those who have claims staked beside us. It should be considered a boon, not something to be afraid of, as long as you ignore the screaming coming from our hexes we could get along wonderfully. Just think of us as a heavily armed brother.
It is my solemn vow, that I will give my personal word of honor that armed guards at our borders will be posted regularly, so you don't have to worry about our indentured servants running to your territory to often.
Also should you need the assistance of our soldiers to access monster hexes or dungeons I believe it could be in our best interest to aid one another in these unions.
Though we cannot promise that we will not annex your pool for the weekend we will invite you to the occasional BBQ. I hope we can become fast friends.

Yours Truely
Scheherazade
Keeper of Golgotha

(Also I have chosen a new profile picture as a joke of sorts, there have been questions of my name for a male character, so I decided to go with an androgynous picture but I am a man, a very pretty man.)

Grand Lodge Goblin Squad Member

Theodum had already heard the screams close on top of the cliffs. It seemed some building work had already started there.
He had heard the neighbours followed the Chelaxian code. That was good - there was a good chance to get to an agreement which would be in both sides favour.
Oh yes - the small print, the small print - he would have to watch the small print. And the first benefit might already be achieved - the presence of fear emanating from atop the cliff would scare away less brave or foolish guilds.

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I've send already an invite to talk to Gol Morbis yesterday. I'm sure there are ways to get to an arrangement.
If anyone else from your group is leading this - just contact me via PM or my e-mail is in the Thod's Friends guild description.
Replies might take a moment - working to organize the guild, getting a new name, getting websites set up, delegate. I started late and therefore we might be slightly behind of other guilds in this respect.
But be ensured you take priority.

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Other neighbours - sorry for not reaching out to you yet. I'm not ignoring you but because of size it seems prudent to have priorities - as I'm not even sure all of you will stay where you are now. But please feel free to contact me as well.

Scarab Sages Goblin Squad Member

<Sends Ambassadorial box of Ferrero Rocher to Scheherazade.>

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want. ferrero rocher.

WANT.

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I mean, it's not Hersheys quality or anything

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<Magistry> Toombstone wrote:
I mean, it's not Hersheys quality or anything

Thank the gods!

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Chocolate lovers whose bodily chemistry forbids sugar are thankful for sugar-free Hershey's.

Scarab Sages Goblin Squad Member

BrotherZael wrote:

want. ferrero rocher.

WANT.

I'm sure we could put some aside for you, til after the Land Rush.

We may even be able to maintain a regular supply.

Of course, that would obviously be dependent on the likelihood of our chocolate caravans being sure of safe passage into and out of the Spire and surrounding area.

It would be a shame if bandits were to prevent them delivering your nutty treats, but I'm sure you (and any of your business associates) would know what to do to anyone stupid enough to attack neutral wagons, right?

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Yes, please come to our bbq's! No that book doesn't say "How to cook your guests" it says "How to cook for your guests", honest!...

Quick, get 'im in the pot!

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Scheherazade:Keeper of Golgotha wrote:
...We at Golgotha claim a less than good alignment...

Never thought to hear you say "less than". I'd've expected "other than" or something similar.

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T7V Jazzlvraz wrote:
Scheherazade:Keeper of Golgotha wrote:
...We at Golgotha claim a less than good alignment...
Never thought to hear you say "less than". I'd've expected "other than" or something similar.

I think Scheherazade was being sarcastic, but he's pretty, so it's hard to tell :P

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*Flips Hair* I understand it may be hard to interpret sarcasm while staring at me, open shirt, hair blowing in the wind (there is no wind, it just does that.)

Honestly I would love to see Charisma directly affect you characters aesthetics and model, we would see a lot more sorcerers and bards...

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I love open flesh , the silky skin. Thinking of all the beautiful ways my daggers can pierce it, injecting the sweet burn of my poisons :D

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Scheherazade:Keeper of Golgotha wrote:

*Flips Hair* I understand it may be hard to interpret sarcasm while staring at me, open shirt, hair blowing in the wind (there is no wind, it just does that.)

Honestly I would love to see Charisma directly affect you characters aesthetics and model, we would see a lot more sorcerers and bards...

A while back, Ryan floated the idea that "[a]warding [a "Lift Bars"] merit badge could trigger a physiological change in your avatar to represent the fact that you're getting more upper-body strength."

Personally, I would love to see Character Customization have different options based on your Attributes.

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Snorter wrote:
BrotherZael wrote:

want. ferrero rocher.

WANT.

I'm sure we could put some aside for you, til after the Land Rush.

We may even be able to maintain a regular supply.

Of course, that would obviously be dependent on the likelihood of our chocolate caravans being sure of safe passage into and out of the Spire and surrounding area.

It would be a shame if bandits were to prevent them delivering your nutty treats, but I'm sure you (and any of your business associates) would know what to do to anyone stupid enough to attack neutral wagons, right?

No price is too great to pay.

none :I

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With the heavy influx of Chaotic Evil joining UNC or moving into Aragon, our neighbors might have thought they were living next door to CN.

Necromancers must breed like rabbits!

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Ew, undead rabbits.

Scarab Sages Goblin Squad Member

"I see blood, Hazel!"
"Bloooooood!"

"The Black Rabbit is coming, to ask him to join his Owsla."

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Scheherazade:Keeper of Golgotha wrote:

*Flips Hair* I understand it may be hard to interpret sarcasm while staring at me, open shirt, hair blowing in the wind (there is no wind, it just does that.)

was that sarcasm? irony? or just experience-based fact?

Surely they can't be that evil if they look that good?

(because back in my day, anyone with a 17+ charisma was 95% likely to be a paladin)

Scarab Sages

Pretty sure all those black undead rabbit are somewhat relataed to Caerbannog...

Scarab Sages

randomwalker wrote:
Scheherazade:Keeper of Golgotha wrote:

*Flips Hair* I understand it may be hard to interpret sarcasm while staring at me, open shirt, hair blowing in the wind (there is no wind, it just does that.)

was that sarcasm? irony? or just experience-based fact?

Surely they can't be that evil if they look that good?

(because back in my day, anyone with a 17+ charisma was 95% likely to be a paladin)

As a Cha 20 Bard, I found this very offensive. Delete it...

:)

Shadow Lodge Goblin Squad Member

Kemedo wrote:
randomwalker wrote:
Scheherazade:Keeper of Golgotha wrote:

*Flips Hair* I understand it may be hard to interpret sarcasm while staring at me, open shirt, hair blowing in the wind (there is no wind, it just does that.)

was that sarcasm? irony? or just experience-based fact?

Surely they can't be that evil if they look that good?

(because back in my day, anyone with a 17+ charisma was 95% likely to be a paladin)

As a Cha 20 Bard, I found this very offensive. Delete it...

:)

I think he is talking about when bard was the only prestige class

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