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9 posts. Alias of Crimson Elite: Scheherazade.


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Shadow Lodge Goblin Squad Member

Sadly it is true, I do think our bakes put a little heart and soul into all of their goods.

Shadow Lodge Goblin Squad Member

Welcome brothers, no finer a bow than that crafted by friendly hands.

Shadow Lodge Goblin Squad Member

Law is only a shackle until you learn how to harness it as a weapon, but those who hide behind the law are cowards and not worth respect, If a man wrongs you may he suffer much, until, by the law, he is forgiven.

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Again, There will be No undead in the Residential District or Plaza, they are an eyesore, keep them to the labor yards and back alleys, we of the Keepers do not have the resources set aside to decontaminate the entire area after your rot jockies take to the streets.

also a public service announcement
Have your Skeletons Bleached, or acid washed,
~Keeper Staff~

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Kemedo wrote:
randomwalker wrote:
Scheherazade:Keeper of Golgotha wrote:

*Flips Hair* I understand it may be hard to interpret sarcasm while staring at me, open shirt, hair blowing in the wind (there is no wind, it just does that.)

was that sarcasm? irony? or just experience-based fact?

Surely they can't be that evil if they look that good?

(because back in my day, anyone with a 17+ charisma was 95% likely to be a paladin)

As a Cha 20 Bard, I found this very offensive. Delete it...

:)

I think he is talking about when bard was the only prestige class

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Also, do not step on the flowers, if anyone ruins the gardens of Golgotha they will answer to the Keepers Directly, and please keep any undead off the street during daylight hours, they are an eyesore.

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*Flips Hair* I understand it may be hard to interpret sarcasm while staring at me, open shirt, hair blowing in the wind (there is no wind, it just does that.)

Honestly I would love to see Charisma directly affect you characters aesthetics and model, we would see a lot more sorcerers and bards...

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Yes good luck, we at Golgotha need a scapegoat, hopefully we can work closely together!

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It is no secret that We at Golgotha claim a less than good alignment, But I assure you that our intentions are pure. To those who have claims staked beside us. It should be considered a boon, not something to be afraid of, as long as you ignore the screaming coming from our hexes we could get along wonderfully. Just think of us as a heavily armed brother.
It is my solemn vow, that I will give my personal word of honor that armed guards at our borders will be posted regularly, so you don't have to worry about our indentured servants running to your territory to often.
Also should you need the assistance of our soldiers to access monster hexes or dungeons I believe it could be in our best interest to aid one another in these unions.
Though we cannot promise that we will not annex your pool for the weekend we will invite you to the occasional BBQ. I hope we can become fast friends.

Yours Truely
Scheherazade
Keeper of Golgotha

(Also I have chosen a new profile picture as a joke of sorts, there have been questions of my name for a male character, so I decided to go with an androgynous picture but I am a man, a very pretty man.)